How to instarage someone

[CCN]

Couldn't find a converter so I just shortened names (cept mine)

: Omaha Pot Limit $0.10 -
Table: LAURIE DR (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - ILIKEU ($9.85 in chips)
Seat 1 - ARIV ($1.90 in chips)
Seat 2 - VTF ($17.09 in chips)
Seat 4 - NI ($29.16 in chips)
Seat 5 - MOJ ($24.89 in chips)
ARIVEDERCI - Posts small blind $0.05
VTF - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to VTF [10s Js 9h Kd]
NIB - Folds
MOJ - Calls $0.10
ILIKE - Calls $0.10
ARI- Calls $0.05
VTF - Raises $0.20 to $0.30
MOJ - Calls $0.20
ILIK - Calls $0.20
ARI - Folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 9s 8s]
VTF - Checks
MOJ - Bets $1
ILIK - Folds
VTF - Calls $1
*** TURN *** [5s 9s 8s] [Qs]
VTF - Bets $2
MOJO - Raises $9 to $9
VTF - All-In(Raise) $13.79 to $15.79
MOJO - Calls $6.79
*** RIVER *** [5s 9s 8s Qs] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VTF - Shows [10s Js 9h Kd] (Straight flush, queen)
MOJOR - Shows [7s 3h Ah 6s] (Straight flush, nine)
VTF Collects $32.86 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($34.58) | Rake ($1.72)
Board [5s 9s 8s Qs 4s]
Seat 1: ARI (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: VTF (big blind) won Total ($32.86) All-In HI$32.86) with Straight flush, queen [10s Js 9h Kd - B:Qs,P:Js,P:10s,B:9s,B:8s]
Seat 4: NI Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: MOJ HI:lost with Straight flush, nine [7s 3h Ah 6s - B:9s,B:8s,P:7s,P:6s,B:5s]
Seat 6: ILIK(dealer) Folded on the FLOP

I Enjoyed it immensely.
Even the 3 outer that hit me with 1 card to come (Set o A ran down by a donk with nothing but a bd wheel) after this put 0 dents into me XD.

[[Y]]

this is supposed to rage any1 who doesn't understand this?

i wonder if monxy knows wut this is....

[Flyngbanana]

I would say standard but I haven't seen that in a while. I guess thats why they call it omahahaha.

That reminds me, I haven't had a straight flush for over 40k hands now.

We should totally have a poker dedicated thread in this forum imo :)

[Ajuk999]

wth is this stuff? Poker, Gambling cards, what?

[[Y]]

It's Texas Hold'em, a type of poker.
What i can't figure out is which player is CCN.

[nesnl]

;28619']It's Texas Hold'em, a type of poker.
What i can't figure out is which player is CCN.

It's not Texas Hold'em, it's Omaha (maybe hi-lo?), and CCN is VTF I assume (since that is the winner). The difference is in Texas Hold'em you get 2 hold cards and in Omaha you get 4 hold cards, which allows for situations like this where you have 2 straight flushes, which is much more unlikely in hold'em.

[Flyngbanana]

Its normal omaha, if it was hi-low it would have been a split pot. :)

[nesnl]

Its normal omaha, if it was hi-low it would have been a split pot. :)

Yah, assuming there was a low hand. I guess I was too lazy to actually check to see if there was a qualifying low hand, but maybe you did.

[Flyngbanana]

I play a few dozen omaha hi-low sngs every day so if I didn't see it I'd be in trouble :D

[Bukem]

[x] standard

bbv is that way --->

[Flyngbanana]

[] We want to bring checkboxes to this forum as well. :)

[Bukem]

[?] But checkboxes are awesome ldo

[Flyngbanana]

If you say so :)

So who here plays poker and what stakes do you play?

[CCN]

I just got instaraged.
3 BUY INS, LUCKBOXES me and ASKS FOR HU.
Pro tip: If you have a set over set and you hit your river quads after allt he money has gone it. ITS NOT THE BEST PLAY>"K!@"LRK"WFK"FSKSF

[tec27]

If you say so :)

So who here plays poker and what stakes do you play?
I'm playing nl10 on stars atm, hope to be at nl25 in a couple weeks (we'll see :P)

[Bukem]

I grind nl10 and tilt bankrolls off at $50 nlhu

[NomNom]

I just got instaraged.
3 BUY INS, LUCKBOXES me and ASKS FOR HU.
Pro tip: If you have a set over set and you hit your river quads after allt he money has gone it. ITS NOT THE BEST PLAY>"K!@"LRK"WFK"FSKSF

Pro tip: Don't play lolmaha

[hurripilot]

I grind nl10 and tilt bankrolls off at $50 nlhu

What the Flying-**** does any of this **** mean?

[Flyngbanana]

I grind nl10 and tilt bankrolls off at $50 nlhu

What the Flying-**** does any of this **** mean?

He usually plays no limit holdem where the max buyin is $10, but spews at 1v1 tables with a $50 buyin when he gets angry.

[Element]

;28619']It's Texas Hold'em, a type of poker.
What i can't figure out is which player is CCN.

does anyone play texas hold em on facebook???

[Flyngbanana]

I tried it out once.
The standard of play was so lol I gave up after getting to 300k :D