&Twisted&

[Goose]

(Designed by Apathy)

Official Clan Logo: Duck Dynasty

WELCOME TO THE REBIRTH OF TWISTED:THIS CLAN IS NOW REVIVED AND OPERATING WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED LINEUP!

Debriefing:

Twisted is now a multifunctional all-purpose clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with in the competetive eSports communities of Altitude. We were rebirthed on August 31st, 2012 at approximately midnight by two friends: Clapon and G00SE. Clapon was a former [FRO] bomber and was notorious for showing up to official league matches high. G00SE was an ex [FRO] whale who envisioned making Twisted into a championship caliber team. Together, bonded by love and affection, these two rebirthed this clan to hopefully cement their legacy in Altitude history....

We have enlisted players from every possible source in Altitude, but the strength of our roster relies on recombining and rebirthing a ton of our former Twistees who are still active within the scene: our star loopy MJ, veteran whale Apathy, skilled trickster dragon and our somewhat competent time anchor SSD.

Because we failed as a ball clan during our initial launch, we decided that upon our rebirth we would set out a new quest to dominate Altitude Proleague Season 8 hosted by evilarsenal, and came prepared with a warning and mission statement to all those who opposed us: "Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make drunkguava cry when we crush him into dust."

During our behind the scenes training for Altitude Proleague Season 8 we revamped our roster with a few key additions from the Sammich and ball ladder scene: Matattack and VipMattMan, 2 of the greatest players named 'Mat' to ever play the game. Our preparation for this tournament is stronger than ever, and we have been playing unstoppable at times and cruising to victories at ease. However we hope our past doesn't come back to haunt us, and our history of choking in the playoffs doesn't plague the rebirth of our clan....

With that said, it brings me great pleasure and honor to introduce you to the 2012 lineup of Twisted

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MULTIPURPOSE ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

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Overseer:

SSD

aka 'Three Cup Chikin'

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Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'GoOdy'

Aya

aka 'The Worlds Greatest 13 Year Old'

boots

aka 'BluntCrack'

buffalosoldier

aka 'Negro Cavalry'

DN

aka 'Lieutenant Dan'

Dragon

aka 'The Sacker'

Loli.ta

aka 'Loligasm'

Matattack

aka 'Mr.Tack'

Mikesol

aka 'Hayo Mayo'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

Pancakes

aka 'Cake N Bake'

truepain

aka 'Sweet Deltoidz'

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Head Coach:

VipMattMan

aka 'The Big Tuna'

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Inter-Clan Relations:

(PIE) : +ALLY+
{ball} : -ENEMY-

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8/31/2012- ???
THE REBIRTH COMMENCES

[Clapon]

<reserved>

[tgleaf]

<reserved for commentary>

You forgot something:

Captains:

&Clapon&

aka 'Planned Parenthood'

&G00SE&

aka 'Cooked'

[CCN]

reserved...

[Clapon]

lol what is this reserved crap?
is our front page posts that valuable?

[tgleaf]

<reserved for eBay>

[Edit: the trick is to set the price real low and wait for the bidding war.]

[tgleaf]

Originally Posted by Goose

Captains

Clapon
G00SE

Co-Captain

Radium

Wait, so Radium is co-captain? Co-captain with who? Don't you need two co-captains? Or is he a captain just like Goose and Clapon, but for some reason not listed at the TOP?

[Edit: Claptains, imo]

[Clapon]

Originally Posted by tgleaf

Wait, so Radium is co-captain? Co-captain with who? Don't you need two co-captains? Or is he a captain just like Goose and Clapon, but for some reason not listed at the TOP?

hes our bitch and takes over when me and goose are dead, we are also looking for a second co-capt weather its a current member or a member yet to join that can step up and prove they are fit for it

[tgleaf]

Originally Posted by Goose

Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make tgleaf and drunkguava cry when we crush them into dust.

Ahahahahahahahaha

I had no idea, but it sounds good on paper. [Edit: 4:40]

Shall I post the screenshots now or wait 'til later?

P.S. eBay bid just went through the roof!

[XX1]

ugh guys, why is there so many reserved posts? Don't we need only one?

i hope this clan will prosper. Good luck &.


-XX2


PS: happy to be on the team.

[gemigemi]

{arr} is proud to have risen G00se from the dust and made him the greatness that he is today in the ball community, and we are glad for him to have finally taken up on his dream of creating a successful ball clan of his own. At the same time we mourn him leaving our ranks, but as said earlier, that does not affect our motivation or capability of beating you all up ( ) in the coming tournaments and leagues. It's good to have another clan join the community with the potential to crush all the others with us.

Good luck with the clan and let me know if you need any help. I also look forward to crushing you in the SkyLeague preliminary tournament. :P

gl hf !

[tomato man]

Awesomeeee clan, good potentials ;D

[idk]

I wish your clan all the best luck, you got the potential, there is no doubt about it. I will never forget the times we had in {arr}!
Good luck and have fun, G00SE!

What about those reservations, why not just remove them? Where are those moderators when you need them

// {arr}Iderik

[DryBone]

Me! <3 can i join

[PACMAN]

Originally Posted by Goose

(Designed by Arty)

Official Clan Mascot: Titties McTwisted

Twisted is a ball clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with within the ball community of Altitude. This is a ball clan that means serious business. Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make tgleaf and drunkguava cry when we crush them into dust.

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ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

Overseer:

Wok3n

aka 'Wok n Roll'

Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'Brooklyn's Finest'

Danielle

aka 'Sugar Nipples'

donk

aka 'Redonkulous'

evilarsenal

aka 'Evil Messi'

Ingbo

aka 'Ikea'

krawz

aka 'The Dojo Master'

Kuja900

aka 'Ajuk's #1 Fan'

Maverick

aka 'Top Gun'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

shrode

aka 'Shrode Kill'

sunshineduck

aka 'Dae Wooo'

Synnik

aka 'Wynnik'

TheGenesis

aka 'The Silver Bullet'

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Retired Twistees:

Boots

aka 'Stoob'

Reason for retirement: Went to USC and hooks up with hot blonde chicks 24/7

Exodus

aka 'The Country Assassin'

Reason for retirement: In the process of becoming a millionaire through his new business projects

*1st inductee into the Twisted Hall of Fame*

Fishibaron

aka 'Darth Vader'

Reason for retirement: Doing important lawyer stuff, and becoming a full time LoL'er

UFO

aka 'Sir Spaceman Sirius'

Reason for retirement: Started his own clan

*2nd inductee into the Twisted Hall of Fame*

XX2

aka 'Dos Equis Dos'

Reason for retirement: Irreconcilable differences

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*Recruitment to &Twisted& is based on a complex and selective process. First, various Twistees will actively and secretly scout out your play-style and personality. We then share our findings to determine if you meet the criteria for being approved into our clan.*

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Current Inter-Clan Relations:

'The Big Three'

{arr}: !ENEMY!
///tVo.: !ENEMY!
{ball}: !ENEMY!

(T.T): +ALLY+
AH|: -NEUTRAL-
-={8}=-: +ALLY+
=Air=: +ALLY+
BWV-: -NEUTRAL-
FC.: -NEUTRAL-
[|2]: !ENEMY!

well done in SL

[PACMAN]

you played well to day in sky league

[ufo]

Originally Posted by Goose

(Designed by Arty)

Official Clan Mascot: Titties McTwisted

Twisted is a ball clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with within the ball community of Altitude. This is a ball clan that means serious business. Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make tgleaf and drunkguava cry when we crush them into dust.

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ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

Overseer:

Wok3n

aka 'Wok n Roll'

Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'Brooklyn's Finest'

Danielle

aka 'Sugar Nipples'

donk

aka 'Redonkulous'

evilarsenal

aka 'Evil Messi'

Ingbo

aka 'Ikea'

krawz

aka 'The Dojo Master'

Kuja900

aka 'Ajuk's #1 Fan'

Maverick

aka 'Top Gun'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

shrode

aka 'Shrode Kill'

sunshineduck

aka 'Dae Wooo'

Synnik

aka 'Wynnik'

TheGenesis

aka 'The Silver Bullet'

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Retired Twistees:

Boots

aka 'Stoob'

Reason for retirement: Went to USC and hooks up with hot blonde chicks 24/7

Exodus

aka 'The Country Assassin'

Reason for retirement: In the process of becoming a millionaire through his new business projects

*1st inductee into the Twisted Hall of Fame*

Fishibaron

aka 'Darth Vader'

Reason for retirement: Doing important lawyer stuff, and becoming a full time LoL'er

UFO

aka 'Sir Spaceman Sirius'

Reason for retirement: Started his own clan

*2nd inductee into the Twisted Hall of Fame*

XX2

aka 'Dos Equis Dos'

Reason for retirement: Irreconcilable differences

------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Recruitment to &Twisted& is based on a complex and selective process. First, various Twistees will actively and secretly scout out your play-style and personality. We then share our findings to determine if you meet the criteria for being approved into our clan.*

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Current Inter-Clan Relations:

'The Big Three'

{arr}: !ENEMY!
///tVo.: !ENEMY!
{ball}: !ENEMY!

(T.T): +ALLY+
AH|: -NEUTRAL-
-={8}=-: +ALLY+
=Air=: +ALLY+
BWV-: -NEUTRAL-
FC.: -NEUTRAL-
[|2]: !ENEMY!

gj guys well done congrats guys

[tgleaf]

I miss this.

[Goose]

THE REBIRTH BEGINS AUGUST 31st

STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO

[sunshineduck]

we don't even have to try

it's always a good time

[leggomyeggo]

#TEAMTWISTEDl

[SlenderMan]

Today is 30. And tomorrow's the 31st.

[leggomyeggo]

Originally Posted by SlenderMan

Today is 30. And tomorrow's the 31st.

[Goose]

(Designed by Arty)

Official Clan Mascot: Titties McTwisted

WELCOME TO THE REBIRTH OF TWISTED:THIS CLAN IS NOW REVIVED AND OPERATING WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED LINEUP!

Debriefing:

Twisted is now a multifunctional all-purpose clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with in the competetive eSports communities of Altitude. We were rebirthed on August 31st, 2012 at approximately midnight by two friends: Clapon and G00SE. Clapon was a former [FRO] bomber and was notorious for showing up to official league matches high. G00SE was an ex [FRO] whale who envisioned making Twisted into a championship caliber team. Together, bonded by love and affection, these two rebirthed this clan to hopefully cement their legacy in Altitude history....

We have enlisted players from every possible source in Altitude, but the strength of our roster relies on recombining and rebirthing a ton of our former Twistees who are still active within the scene: our star loopy MJ, veteran whale Apathy, skilled trickster dragon and our somewhat competent time anchor SSD.

Because we failed as a ball clan during our initial launch, we decided that upon our rebirth we would set out a new quest to dominate Altitude Proleague Season 8 hosted by evilarsenal, and came prepared with a warning and mission statement to all those who opposed us: "Our Enemy #1 is [IV]. We want to make FU cry when we crush him into dust."

During our behind the scenes training for Altitude Proleague Season 8 we revamped our roster with a few key additions from the Sammich and ball ladder scene: Matattack and VipMattMan, 2 of the greatest players named 'Mat' to ever play the game. Our preparation for this tournament is stronger than ever, and we have been playing unstoppable at times and cruising to victories at ease. However we hope our past doesn't come back to haunt us, and our history of choking in the playoffs doesn't plague the rebirth of our clan....

With that said, it brings me great pleasure and honor to introduce you to the 2012 lineup of Twisted

----------------------------------------------------------------

TBD ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

Overseer:

SSD

aka 'Three Cup Chikin'

Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'GoOdy'

boots

aka 'Stoob'

DN

aka 'Lieutenant Dan'

Dragon

aka 'El Chupacabra'

Matattack

aka 'Mr.Tack'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

truepain

aka 'Sweet Deltoidz'

Head Coach:

VipMattMan

aka 'The Big Tuna'

8/31/2012- ???
THE REBIRTH COMMENCES

[Clapon]

Arooooooogh!!

[sunshineduck]

krawzzzzzz

[leggomyeggo]

best of luck to you guys.

[SlenderMan]

WHY DOES IT SAY WE'RE VIEWING THE FRO THREAD when we're viewing THIS ?!