&Twisted&

[Goose]

(Designed by Apathy)

Official Clan Logo: Duck Dynasty

WELCOME TO THE REBIRTH OF TWISTED:THIS CLAN IS NOW REVIVED AND OPERATING WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED LINEUP!

Debriefing:

Twisted is now a multifunctional all-purpose clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with in the competetive eSports communities of Altitude. We were rebirthed on August 31st, 2012 at approximately midnight by two friends: Clapon and G00SE. Clapon was a former [FRO] bomber and was notorious for showing up to official league matches high. G00SE was an ex [FRO] whale who envisioned making Twisted into a championship caliber team. Together, bonded by love and affection, these two rebirthed this clan to hopefully cement their legacy in Altitude history....

We have enlisted players from every possible source in Altitude, but the strength of our roster relies on recombining and rebirthing a ton of our former Twistees who are still active within the scene: our star loopy MJ, veteran whale Apathy, skilled trickster dragon and our somewhat competent time anchor SSD.

Because we failed as a ball clan during our initial launch, we decided that upon our rebirth we would set out a new quest to dominate Altitude Proleague Season 8 hosted by evilarsenal, and came prepared with a warning and mission statement to all those who opposed us: "Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make drunkguava cry when we crush him into dust."

During our behind the scenes training for Altitude Proleague Season 8 we revamped our roster with a few key additions from the Sammich and ball ladder scene: Matattack and VipMattMan, 2 of the greatest players named 'Mat' to ever play the game. Our preparation for this tournament is stronger than ever, and we have been playing unstoppable at times and cruising to victories at ease. However we hope our past doesn't come back to haunt us, and our history of choking in the playoffs doesn't plague the rebirth of our clan....

With that said, it brings me great pleasure and honor to introduce you to the 2012 lineup of Twisted

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MULTIPURPOSE ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

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Overseer:

SSD

aka 'Three Cup Chikin'

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Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'GoOdy'

Aya

aka 'The Worlds Greatest 13 Year Old'

boots

aka 'BluntCrack'

buffalosoldier

aka 'Negro Cavalry'

DN

aka 'Lieutenant Dan'

Dragon

aka 'The Sacker'

Loli.ta

aka 'Loligasm'

Matattack

aka 'Mr.Tack'

Mikesol

aka 'Hayo Mayo'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

Pancakes

aka 'Cake N Bake'

truepain

aka 'Sweet Deltoidz'

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Head Coach:

VipMattMan

aka 'The Big Tuna'

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Inter-Clan Relations:

(PIE) : +ALLY+
{ball} : -ENEMY-

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8/31/2012- ???
THE REBIRTH COMMENCES