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Old 12-19-2013, 01:56 AM
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Old 12-19-2013, 03:02 AM
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so much clam so little time
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Old 12-19-2013, 02:49 PM
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so much clam so little time
what the nine heiis does that mean
WHAT THE NINE HEllS DOES THAT MEAN

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Old 12-19-2013, 05:48 PM
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ATTN ALL HELLO HELLO WHAT IS UP I AM UP THIS IS YOUR CAPTION SPEAKING FROM AN ALTITUDE OF ABOUT 10 FEET THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOW UP THIS SUNDAY OR THE NEXT WE ARE OFF FOR TWO WEEKS BUT IF YOU WANT TO SHOW UP ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL FINE AND CANDY DO A SCROTUM OR PRACTICE YOUR PLANES OR SOMETHING IM ABOUT TO GET ON THE PLANE SO SHORTLY I WILL BE ON THE PLANE DOING ON THE PLANE THINGS GG EZ CLAM IN THE SKY MERRY HOLIWEEKS AND HAPPY NEW EARS caps
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Old 12-19-2013, 06:38 PM
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Old 12-22-2013, 10:59 PM
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filtering words to the next level, today: arr and ball, soon will be bbq cause they sux

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Old 12-23-2013, 02:31 AM
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i miss soccer
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Old 12-23-2013, 03:06 AM
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i miss soccer
he gets on steam sometimes. you can leave him a message here: ________________________________________
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Old 12-23-2013, 03:26 AM
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he gets on steam sometimes. you can leave him a message here: i miss you
tell me what he says
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Old 12-26-2013, 05:41 AM
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Old 12-29-2013, 03:28 PM
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So my ISP wanted to **** with me since last night and I got no Internet until (perhaps) monday. If any SL match was going down today, you'll definitely count with my absence.

8=====D~~
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Old 12-30-2013, 03:55 AM
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So here I was, sitting on my ass for the last 3 hours playing NFS Most Wanted. Campaign is a piece of cake, so I was venturing myself into the challenge series where I was (and still am) trying to beat the one and only challenge I am left with: #68. There, by the way, 69 total challenges, ejejejejeojojojejoj. The objective of this remaining challenge is to get into a pursuit with level 5 heat cops and last 30 minutes. Try after try, I kept failing, so very close to end of the challenge, that at one point I felt like I was going to vomit. Before this little piece of text, I aimed to go for one last try. So here I was, driving a green Gallardo like a mother****er, smashing SUV's and Federal Undercover pursuit cars (level 6 heat) when all of the sudden I'm driving on the highway at 220 mp/h and a ****ing chopper drops right on top of me and moves me aside making crash to a ****ing tree. 1 second later I have 30 mother****ing SUV's surrounding me and I'm looking for something to smash real hard. First thing I know was I was going to break the window next to me and my mom was behind me at my room's door, staring at me like "what the **** dude". So I turn around smiling and I tell her "mom, I'm a happy person" with tears streaming down my face and afterwards, vomiting all over the god damn place.

Good evening.

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Old 12-30-2013, 04:29 AM
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So here I was, sitting on my ass for the last 3 hours playing NFS Most Wanted. Campaign is a piece of cake, so I was venturing myself into the challenge series where I was (and still am) trying to beat the one and only challenge I am left with: #68. There, by the way, 69 total challenges, ejejejejeojojojejoj. The objective of this remaining challenge is to get into a pursuit with level 5 heat cops and last 30 minutes. Try after try, I kept failing, so very close to end of the challenge, that at one point I felt like I was going to vomit. Before this little piece of text, I aimed to go for one last try. So here I was, driving a green Gallardo like a mother****er, smashing SUV's and Federal Undercover pursuit cars (level 6 heat) when all of the sudden I'm driving on the highway at 220 mp/h and a ****ing chopper drops right on top of me and moves me aside making crash to a ****ing tree. 1 second later I have 30 mother****ing SUV's surrounding me and I'm looking for something to smash real hard. First thing I know was I was going to break the window next to me and my mom was behind me at my room's door, staring at me like "que el **** dude". So I turn around smiling and I tell her "mama, yo estoy una feliz mujer" with tears streaming down my face and afterwards, vomiting all over the god damn place.

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Old 12-30-2013, 03:57 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycHlu...UKjdRi&index=1



....wait, WAT?!
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Old 01-01-2014, 09:13 PM
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Best description of game failure I've ever read
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Old 01-02-2014, 06:40 PM
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UPDATE 12: Underperforming Underachievements Under the Sea

<X vs week something: 0-4


Alnilam vs lame irl things: 0-2

12.1) Playoffs. We've all heard the word before, bandied about in bars and bends by buffoons and bums. We've heard it in the NCAA, where its long-awaited mythologized arrival is set to dramatically change the stakes of the CFB postseason. We've even heard it echoing in the starkly terrifying and possibly haunted abandoned coral pits of Coral Pit, Hawai'i.
Playoffs...
[to be continued . . . ]

12.2) Do we have a game this sunday? Is it important to show up? Who are we playing? Will Evel organize more tournaments in the future? Where is the ball? Can we TBD?
These are the burning questions of our day and age, indicators of the current times and the zeitgeist of the clammunity. The answers are:
Yes
Yes
Yes
Um
No
Yes

GL showing up
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Old 01-02-2014, 07:34 PM
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Sorry, I was like gone for the last 2-3 weeks...
Do we have games this sunday? If so, I'll be there, just need a little practice again, but will be playing on Saturday a bit
Yes for me!!!
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Old 01-03-2014, 03:35 AM
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Should™ be there
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Old 01-03-2014, 04:04 AM
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I'll try my best to wake up on time©, that if we even have games that day.
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Old 01-04-2014, 06:17 AM
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I will be there
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Old 01-05-2014, 02:24 AM
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glad we can always count on you fart! ^^
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Old 01-05-2014, 03:45 PM
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Sudden change of plans, I can't be there due to family. My apologies.

First SNSD to show up is acting captain for the match. GL.
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Old 01-05-2014, 04:57 PM
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Sudden change of plans, I can't be there due to family. My apologies.

First SNSD to show up is acting captain for the match. GL.
i will captain the team in your absence prefossor clam
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:57 AM
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So today started the registration for a career in the college I'm going to and I was going to do it via web. Turns out the mother ****ing Ministry of Education had no personal info registered under my name in their databases. Now I have to ****ing go and register myself personally at the university.

My life has never been so full of failure right now.

#hashtag
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:44 AM
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you just mentioned that the girl is dumb so why would you want her to look at this thread
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:31 AM
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this might seem a bit late but i'd like to express my discouragement to show up tomorrow

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Old 01-23-2014, 11:43 PM
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UPDATE 13: Possible Excellence and Gratification

<X vs <spec chat> trolling: 0-2


<X vs ZROg: 2-0


Alnilam is hereby eternally disgraced.

13.1) So guys, we made it through the regular season relatively intact. A frantic five weeks of last-second recruiting, disappointment, total letdowns (Alnilam), and surprising success have culminated in an invitation to the SkyLeage 9 Playoffs, which everyone else got invited to anyway. Along the way, we achieved several of our specifically impossible short-term objectives, which were apparently misnamed by some idiot. To reiterate, they are:

-be a team [COMPLETE]
-compete in SkyLeague 9 [COMPLETE]
-̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶l̶a̶s̶t̶ [ALMOST COMPLETE]
-enjoy rituals [PROBABLY COMPLETE]

The third one is crossed out because I had a fit of insecurity a while ago when this team was forming and forgot to change it back. The point is, we're NOT EVEN THE LAST SEED. We're somewhere in between 2 and 5 games away - 1 match, one single match - from achieving ALL our stated specifically impossible short-term objectives. You all know how these playoffs work - it's all or nothing from the first game, because if we lose we don't go on. There's no second game or second week. On the other hand, if we all show up sunday, I have this odd belief that things will probably turn out to be pretty cool. BELIEVE

13.2) Playoffs...
yeah apparently uh it's happening or something yes hype show up plz
Playoffs...

13.3) Obviously you should show up this sunday. We first play ZrOg if you show up sunday, then if things go according to plan meaning you show up sunday, [arr}. Want to stomp some ne'er-do-well pirates with some old-school black magic and unholy sorcery by showing up sunday? Best chance for that is to show up sunday. Only way to get to the pirates is by showing up sunday and beating zROG. On sunday. So sunday is important. Show up sunday.

13.4) Hey, isn't superbowl sunday happening the day of the final rounds of SL playoffs?
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Old 01-29-2014, 12:58 PM
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No Clamtastic message of the achievements last sunday?
Now I'm disappointed
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Old 02-07-2014, 08:46 PM
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UPDATE 14: Achievement in All Areas of Ability and Aptitude

<X vs ZROg: 2-0


<X vs {arr}: 2-0


Alnilam is still eternally disgraced.

14.1) Wow.

So.

-be a team [COMPLETE]
-compete in SkyLeague 9 [COMPLETE]
-not be last [COMPLETE]
-enjoy rituals [DEFINITELY COMPLETE]

I hardly can find the words to express my unconditional, outright, and sweeping surprise that we've not only met all our seemingly impossible goals as a cult-like organization, but actually surpassed them. It's not like I had zero expectations for this team (I did) but it's really a great feeling as Chief Head Cone Corpse Lord Zurxblgvd to see my young acolytes' hard work and dedication (except Alnilam) to eviscerating and sacrificing countless virgins finally come to fruition.

14.2) GUYS SHOW UP SUNDAY

14.3) {BBQ] is next.

Please SHOW UP SUNDAY.

14.4) MALCOLM SMITH TROJAN PRIDE

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Old 02-08-2014, 04:40 AM
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ill be there, next week i might be out of town tho. we shall see
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Old 02-08-2014, 04:38 PM
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You mean to say there are no games tomorrow? Longest ****ing sky league ever dude
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Old 02-08-2014, 06:30 PM
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14.2) guys show up sunday
WTF SLENDER PLZ SHOW UP SUNDAY TMRW

mm

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Old 02-08-2014, 10:40 PM
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Old 02-08-2014, 11:11 PM
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A++
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Old 02-09-2014, 12:21 AM
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someone found the filter button
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Old 02-12-2014, 06:18 AM
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**** THAILAND DUDE, I NEVER TOUCH THEIR LANDS AND ONE CENTURY THEY DECIDE TO JUST **** ME UP AND TAKE EVERYTHING FROM ME, PEACE NEGOTIATIONS CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED IF YOU GIVE THEM 2K GOLD AND 2/3'S OF YOUR LANDS WTF HOLY SH1T

btw, im seeing too many games with terraria-like graphics that are just zzzzz

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Old 02-15-2014, 11:32 PM
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UPDATE 15: Maintained Irrelevance of Destruction, Part I

<X vs BBQ: 0-2


Alnilam is disgraced before, during, until, and after further notice. His name shall henceforth never be spoken, written, drawn, or mentioned, but only alluded to in an insulting and outraged manner.

15.1) We did it.

-be a team [COMPLETE]
-compete in SkyLeague 9 [COMPLETE]
-not be last [COMPLETE]
-enjoy rituals [COMPLETE]

It was hardly smooth sailing. It wasn't even rough and tumble surfing, the way they do it down in Baja. Or even kite surfing where you get lifted 200 feet in the air and then dropped onto a rocky outcropping and die. But we came together (except for he-who-is-lame-but-must-not-be-named) and actually competed for the entirety of the season.

We gathered significant support from the press and hauled in some 1- and 2-star recruits in the 13th hour. Still, it had to end sometime. We were never made to go toe-to-toe with the all-star teams, but we got close. And that's more than anyone expected from us.

I'd say this season was a success. We did reasonably well. We had fun. Thank you all for participating.



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Old 02-16-2014, 02:18 AM
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i had lots of fun playing with everyone, so id say im a winner
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:08 AM
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I had lots of fun as well, you guys are great. I'll never forget things like Aki saying "I poisoned him, he's poisoned!" while playing acid.

Let our fates decide if whether we shall reunite some time later or we take roads apart.

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Old 02-16-2014, 10:16 AM
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*is still running around in circles*
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