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Old 09-01-2010, 07:19 PM
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Yo momma's so fat that she got baptized in sea world.

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Old 09-01-2010, 07:35 PM
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Ooooooh fun. I'm always looking for more infraction-worthy content.

I know it's The Water Cooler and we're a lot more lax here, but just keep this in mind, please:

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Old 09-01-2010, 07:41 PM
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The mermaid peoples don't appreciate wut u did thar.
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:25 PM
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So we can't make yo mamma jokes at all? D:
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:26 PM
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Mikesol already did this. You are second-rate, just like your mother is in bed.
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:59 PM
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Mikesol already did this. You are second-rate, just like your mother is in bed.
o sheeeeet, where did mike do this?
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:07 PM
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:30 PM
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So we can't make yo mamma jokes at all? D:
Correct me if I'm wrong Tgleaf, but my assumption was that Tgleaf was warning not to let this get out of hand. A "yo mamma" joke in and of itself can still be tasteful (kind of) - but many of them often degrade into other things. Tgleaf was simply throwing out a warning that we shouldn't let it get to that state.
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:41 PM
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^^

Yes, exactly that.
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:42 PM
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lovely. in that case.

yo momma's so fat when she walk into a movie theater she sits next to everyone.


o, and, mikesol' yo momma was a starcraft one >.>

this is a real one.

somehow.
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Old 09-02-2010, 08:21 PM
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yo mamma so dum she got locked into a motorcycle
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:58 PM
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:19 PM
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Well that may be true but yo mamma so dum she got kicked from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's
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Old 09-02-2010, 10:37 PM
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Well that may be true but yo mamma so dum she got kicked from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's
Yeah well your momma so fat she can't even jump to conclusions....
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:28 PM
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Yeah well your momma so fat she can't even jump to conclusions....
This made me laugh.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:01 AM
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Yo momma's so fat that she's at increased risk from heart disease.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:03 AM
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Yo momma's so fat that she's at increased risk from heart disease.
this one rules. all the others are lame
i know a lie when i see one, theres no way you can be THAT fat
yes, im joking
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:04 AM
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yo mamma so dum she got locked into a motorcycle
i think this would make more sense if she 'locked her keys in a motorcycle'
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:11 AM
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:21 AM
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:25 AM
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Yo mamma so fat , that when she lays on the beach Greenpeace throws her back in
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:52 PM
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Yo momma's so fat that Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

meh.
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:08 PM
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yo momma's so fat when she got on the weighing scale she looked down and said, "hey thats my phone number!"...
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:46 PM
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yo momma's so fat when she got on the weighing scale she looked down and said, "hey thats my phone number!"...
Well when yours went on the scale it read "we don't do livestock"
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:53 PM
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Well when yours went on the scale it read "we don't do livestock"
oh ya?
well when YOUR momma got on the scale it said 'one at a time please'
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Old 09-05-2010, 06:07 AM
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well when ur momma got on the scale it said 106

^, is that how i do it?
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Old 09-05-2010, 08:41 AM
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well well the last time ur momma saw 90210 was on the scale!!!!
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:58 PM
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I love my momma!
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:49 AM
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I love my momma!
Don't we all.
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Old 09-10-2010, 08:55 PM
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Ok, i have figured out the art of "yo mamma"ing...

Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized at sea world
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Old 09-11-2010, 02:48 AM
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Ok, i have figured out the art of "yo mamma"ing...

Yo momma so fat, she had to get baptized at sea world
-.- u fail at life

p.s. i just ate taco bell
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Old 09-11-2010, 08:45 PM
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wat about this

Yo mama so fat, when she did a backflip, her fat rolls smacked jesus in the head
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:55 PM
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your fat is so mama because the fat consumed your mama
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Old 09-11-2010, 10:37 PM
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Yo mama is so fat that not even Dora can explore all of her.
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:03 PM
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I lol'd. 10
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Old 09-11-2010, 11:05 PM
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I lol'd. 10
same here

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Old 09-14-2010, 09:59 PM
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Yo mamma so Jewish that you get no Christmas presents. Or pork chops
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:14 PM
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Yer momma's so fat that when she opens her legs the Millenium Falcon escapes.
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:36 PM
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Yer momma's so fat that when she opens her legs the Millenium Falcon escapes.
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?
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Old 09-15-2010, 12:29 AM
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Yo mama so fat she hasa own zipcode



Ummmmhuh girlfriend
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