&Twisted&

Goose · #1 07-03-2010, 08:13 AM

(Designed by Apathy)

Official Clan Logo: Duck Dynasty

WELCOME TO THE REBIRTH OF TWISTED:THIS CLAN IS NOW REVIVED AND OPERATING WITH A NEW AND IMPROVED LINEUP!

Debriefing:

Twisted is now a multifunctional all-purpose clan intent on becoming a force to be reckoned with in the competetive eSports communities of Altitude. We were rebirthed on August 31st, 2012 at approximately midnight by two friends: Clapon and G00SE. Clapon was a former [FRO] bomber and was notorious for showing up to official league matches high. G00SE was an ex [FRO] whale who envisioned making Twisted into a championship caliber team. Together, bonded by love and affection, these two rebirthed this clan to hopefully cement their legacy in Altitude history....

We have enlisted players from every possible source in Altitude, but the strength of our roster relies on recombining and rebirthing a ton of our former Twistees who are still active within the scene: our star loopy MJ, veteran whale Apathy, skilled trickster dragon and our somewhat competent time anchor SSD.

Because we failed as a ball clan during our initial launch, we decided that upon our rebirth we would set out a new quest to dominate Altitude Proleague Season 8 hosted by evilarsenal, and came prepared with a warning and mission statement to all those who opposed us: "Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make drunkguava cry when we crush him into dust."

During our behind the scenes training for Altitude Proleague Season 8 we revamped our roster with a few key additions from the Sammich and ball ladder scene: Matattack and VipMattMan, 2 of the greatest players named 'Mat' to ever play the game. Our preparation for this tournament is stronger than ever, and we have been playing unstoppable at times and cruising to victories at ease. However we hope our past doesn't come back to haunt us, and our history of choking in the playoffs doesn't plague the rebirth of our clan....

With that said, it brings me great pleasure and honor to introduce you to the 2012 lineup of Twisted

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MULTIPURPOSE ROSTER

Head Honchos:

&Clapon&
&G00SE&

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Overseer:

SSD

aka 'Three Cup Chikin'

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Loyal Minions:

Apathy

aka 'GoOdy'

Aya

aka 'The Worlds Greatest 13 Year Old'

boots

aka 'BluntCrack'

buffalosoldier

aka 'Negro Cavalry'

DN

aka 'Lieutenant Dan'

Dragon

aka 'The Sacker'

Loli.ta

aka 'Loligasm'

Matattack

aka 'Mr.Tack'

Mikesol

aka 'Hayo Mayo'

MJ

aka 'M Jizzle'

Pancakes

aka 'Cake N Bake'

truepain

aka 'Sweet Deltoidz'

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Head Coach:

VipMattMan

aka 'The Big Tuna'

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Inter-Clan Relations:

(PIE) : +ALLY+
{ball} : -ENEMY-

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8/31/2012- ???
THE REBIRTH COMMENCES

Clapon · #2 07-03-2010, 08:13 AM

tgleaf · #3 07-03-2010, 08:18 AM

<reserved for commentary>

You forgot something:
Captains:

&Clapon&

aka 'Planned Parenthood'

&G00SE&

aka 'Cooked'

CCN · #4 07-03-2010, 08:23 AM

reserved...

Clapon · #5 07-03-2010, 08:27 AM

lol what is this reserved crap?
is our front page posts that valuable?

tgleaf · #6 07-03-2010, 08:32 AM

<reserved for eBay>

[Edit: the trick is to set the price real low and wait for the bidding war.]

Clapon · #7 07-03-2010, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

^^^ t gleaf's 1300post

tgleaf · #8 07-03-2010, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clapon

^^^ t gleaf's 1300post

Radium · #9 07-03-2010, 08:37 AM

OP is pure awesomeness

CCN · #10 07-03-2010, 08:38 AM

<ebay 2>.....

tgleaf · #11 07-03-2010, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCN

<ebay 2>.....

What is eBay 2? Is that some Asian site?

CCN · #12 07-03-2010, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

What is eBay 2? Is that some Asian site?

Asian Ebay IMO

krawz · #13 07-03-2010, 08:48 AM

You guys are twisted.

Clapon · #14 07-03-2010, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krawz

You guys are twisted.

no u

10charr

tgleaf · #15 07-03-2010, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Captains

Clapon
G00SE

Co-Captain

Radium

Wait, so Radium is co-captain? Co-captain with who? Don't you need two co-captains? Or is he a captain just like Goose and Clapon, but for some reason not listed at the TOP?

[Edit: Claptains, imo]

Clapon · #16 07-03-2010, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

Wait, so Radium is co-captain? Co-captain with who? Don't you need two co-captains? Or is he a captain just like Goose and Clapon, but for some reason not listed at the TOP?

hes our bitch and takes over when me and goose are dead, we are also looking for a second co-capt weather its a current member or a member yet to join that can step up and prove they are fit for it

tgleaf · #17 07-03-2010, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Our Enemy #1 is {ball}. We want to make tgleaf and drunkguava cry when we crush them into dust.

Ahahahahahahahaha

I had no idea, but it sounds good on paper. [Edit: 4:40]

Shall I post the screenshots now or wait 'til later?

P.S. eBay bid just went through the roof!

XX1 · #18 07-03-2010, 09:30 AM

ugh guys, why is there so many reserved posts? Don't we need only one?

i hope this clan will prosper. Good luck &.

-XX2

PS: happy to be on the team.

gemigemi · #19 07-03-2010, 09:31 AM

{arr} is proud to have risen G00se from the dust and made him the greatness that he is today in the ball community, and we are glad for him to have finally taken up on his dream of creating a successful ball clan of his own. At the same time we mourn him leaving our ranks, but as said earlier, that does not affect our motivation or capability of beating you all up (

) in the coming tournaments and leagues. It's good to have another clan join the community with the potential to crush all the others with us.

Good luck with the clan and let me know if you need any help. I also look forward to crushing you in the SkyLeague preliminary tournament. :P

gl hf !

tomato man · #20 07-03-2010, 10:52 AM

Awesomeeee clan, good potentials ;D

idk · #21 07-03-2010, 11:54 AM

I wish your clan all the best luck, you got the potential, there is no doubt about it. I will never forget the times we had in {arr}!

Good luck and have fun, G00SE!

What about those reservations, why not just remove them? Where are those moderators when you need them

// {arr}Iderik

DryBone · #22 07-03-2010, 02:51 PM

Me! <3 can i join

Dougie · #23 07-03-2010, 03:19 PM

I'm loving the interclan relations sections! Every clan should have a section like that! All the best for the future guys, and if you want to get a scrim in before the start of skyleague, let us know!

Void · #24 07-03-2010, 04:20 PM

Good luck with the new clan Goose, this is really looking good

_micro · #25 07-03-2010, 05:26 PM

Good luck G00SE. Hope to scrim you guys soon.

YARRRR.

_micro · #26 07-03-2010, 05:27 PM

And ofcourse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVFJNcQ4X0

Ajuk999 · #27 07-03-2010, 05:28 PM

Nice Work Goose. The Interclan relations section is my favorite. Where is ACES HIGH at...?

That's a sick logo too.

Sunaku · #28 07-03-2010, 05:54 PM

I would like to join my comrades in wishing you good luck as it's quite rare that people can separate and still stay on good terms.

Sunaku · #29 07-03-2010, 05:54 PM

Greekjr14 · #30 07-03-2010, 06:01 PM

Good lookin roster you guys got there. Good luck with the clan!

MajorPayne257 · #31 07-03-2010, 07:23 PM

Wow, great roster you got there already. I really don't need to wish you luck! Lookin forward to scrimming with you guys.

Ajuk999 · #32 07-03-2010, 07:43 PM

I would like to know where ACES HIGH stands in relations to Twisted.

wolf'j'max · #33 07-03-2010, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

Nice Work Goose. The Interclan relations section is my favorite. Where is ACES HIGH at...?

That's a sick logo too.

did you know that they probably don't care?

1. Yes.
2. No.

1.
if you do so, then why ask again?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

I would like to know where ACES HIGH stands in relations to Twisted.

2.
dude fix your eyes and ears, this is bad.

Tortilla · #34 07-04-2010, 12:36 AM

Reserved...

Tortilla · #35 07-04-2010, 12:43 AM

What happend to team Pretzel???

Man i hate Pretzels... and Saku.
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Clearly this is the beginning of the end for Arr - may they forever REST IN PIECES.

Sunaku · #36 07-04-2010, 12:46 AM

Coming from Goose, the term "inter-clan relations" sounds incredibly obscene. Be thankful you're not involved in any way.

blln4lyf · #37 07-04-2010, 01:27 AM

SWN FIllichio KGB · #38 07-04-2010, 03:24 AM

looks like a good clan

P.S. why is ball your enemy.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ((((((((((((((((JuSt CuRiOuS))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Goose · #39 07-04-2010, 04:52 AM

Twisted is proud to announce UFO to the roster!

Known for his self-bounce passes and making enemy defenders baffled and confused as he warps around the map with the stealth of a ninja assassin, UFO will provide us with strong depth in the miranda position.

UFO is most well known for his contributions in helping transform Team Sammich into one of the greatest TBD clans in the history of Altitude, and we hope his veteran leadership and presence in our clan will help make Twisted enjoy similar success in the ball scene.

NOTE: UFO's favorite type of music is rap, and his favorite food is chicken and taters.

SWN FIllichio KGB · #40 07-04-2010, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

<reserved for eBay>

[Edit: the trick is to set the price real low and wait for the bidding war.]

couldnt find it, could u give me the link