You and your Ads

[tgleaf]

As you may know, I like cool ads. I am also slightly a bit more less active these days because of parenthood. I have a very psychic job that requires a lot of lazers. Less Altitude and more honey has given me a chance to work on watching ads even more by buying a better TV and by wokring. I like wokring because it's like the best of both worlds (walking and working). My ads watching has defiantly increased since my "Dork Repealed" episode on "Who's The Boss."

So basically, I figured I would share my pain with you guys, just incase you want to get sick by watching too many ads before summer. Oh wait, it is summer already.


Everyone, beneath their fan, has a perfect antenna. EVERYONE. Even Alf.

Getting to these antenna can be very difficult, especially if someone else has the remote control. Getting this to happen consists of 2 things: Working the thumb muscles and twisting the wrist (no duh right). Doing 500 button presses on your wii but not finding the remote wont help. You need both aspects of the plan to get you the ads you want. And if you only pick one, go with Toyota. The ad alone can restore your faith in ads. But please, if you ate an iguana, you need to diet.

The Diet
I am not going to tell you what to watch, I just want to give you key points.

-LIMIT YOUR AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
You do not need to remove AFHV but you should limit your intake. And if you do chose to have some grammar once in a while, try to purchase a thesaurus. It can taste just as good as a dictionary and is A LOT smarter for you.

-WATCH COOKING SHOWS
Chicken, Fish, Beans. These three things are always used in cooking shows. You can cook chicken a lot of ways to keep the shows interesting but be careful with the fish. Limit yourself to eating it once a day. There are just too many bones to deal with.

-INSOLUABLE PILOTS
Some shows are not meant to be watched. Be careful of Bewitched remakes, especially. Who's Line Is It Anyway is a good alternative.

-DON'T SKIP ADS
People try to walk away from ads, dont! Your body is always using energy right? So what happens when you just sit there? Your body uses energy. There is no need to get up and walk around. Tivo may have been invented, but it doesn't mean you need to USE IT. Please, watch 300 ads a day. Breakfast is less important.

-TAKE PILLS
Self-explanatory, really.

The Watch Plan
My watch plan is actually very easy, anyone can do it.

-RUN
From my house, back to my house, is exactly no distance. I run it twice. That's nothing. Running burns fat but eating butter is more fun. It also work out your jaw muscles at the same time. While I run this everyday, I smack my lips really loud. It's fun. It'll get you faster at finding the remote when your favorite commercial comes on.

-SIT UPS
This is probably my least favorite part to write about. Sit ups. I mean, who has time for these? I can bust out 500 oreos in the time it takes me to do one sit up. I am simply amazing at doing nothing, but I hate sit ups and I expect you to hate them also. So instead of trying to do 500, search online for different kinds of clips to watch. My favorite is bicycle sit ups. They look like they help a lot.

-DO SOMETHING
Find something to do other than working out all day that makes you content. I play Tetris, Pacman, Ms. Pacman, and Altitude, and a lot of it. I also have a job. But who cares? I snowboarded once, but I nearly broke my wrist. So don't try that. These things are very enjoyable and although they don't directly let you watch ads, you could at least watch ads while you're doing them. So either work really hard at something or don't.

-DON'T WORK ON YOUR ABS ALL DAY
I know the workout is great, but seriously, your ABS can only take so much. And girls. I know nothing about girls. But guys? Seriously, guys.

[SWN FIllichio KGB]

all i can say is this: hahahahah

[drunkguava]

lolololololololol. im glad you have time for this and not skyleague, leafy .
<3

[[Y]]

I <3 leaf so much. How much?

This much:
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Also, fixed your first sentence for you.

Originally Posted by tgleaf

As you may know, I am cool ads.

[hurripilot]

Greatest hijack in the history of these forums. I have no idea how Beagle can top this

[Herodadotus]

Ingenious, good sir. That provided lulz for the whole family.

[Evan20000]

Well played, good sir.

[Clapon]

I may die happy now that i have read this.

My life is complete

[Massi]

That was amazing.

[York]

hahahaha, dude tahts awesome brah. srs, i didnt evn think this was possbile but brah, ur awesome

[tgleaf]

Cheers, York.

[MajorPayne257]

Originally Posted by York

hahahaha, dude tahts awesome brah. srs, i didnt evn think this was possbile but brah, ur awesome

Respect.

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[shrode]

haha I am new around here and bored at work so I'm just going through the forums and I read this thread before reading the other one and I did not understand what the f i was reading.

Now that I understand... I love you

[ModernArcher]

i laughed so hard i was crying at these parts
'I can bust out 500 oreos in the time it takes me to do one sit up.'
'Running burns fat but eating butter is more fun. '
respect - [__________________100%_full_______________________ __]

[Sunaku]

Originally Posted by tgleaf

From my house, back to my house, is exactly no distance. I run it twice. That's nothing.

If I had a heart, I may love you. Perhaps, don't get cocky.

[tgleaf]

We'll have to wait 3 weeks until York is unbanned for another fun-filled thread. But it's worth the wait!



(Took this picture yesterday.)

[[Y]]

You forgot to put his abs on dere.

[ModernArcher]

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[drunkguava]

York's been busy in south africa, i dont know how he found time to get banned.