D CLASS Sign Ups

[matattack]

Hello Altitudents!
Starting this weekend, I, Mr. Tack and ProffessorX will be conducting...

DEFENSIVE TRAINING CLASSES for TBD onry
(due to the sheer fact 99.9%-10% of u guys cant do it <3)
if u can't figure out what percent CAN defend, well don't bother showing up :3
These classes will be conducted on Sunday after Skyleague ends so all the ball thoughts leave ur head.
if you are interested in joining this class, Admissions fee is $100 and i guarentee u will be a Pro by 2 months from now or your money back!
kk jk but ya i'd like to teach peeps how to defend..srsly ._.

[Demuyt]

I'm interested D:

I use flexi remote regularly in ball, and I'd like to see how it fits in tbd- I'd also be interested in learning thermo and other perks.
Could you take me on?

[wolf'j'max]

lol you actually made a thread for it >.>

[tgleaf]

K, and I'll add my "How to Track a 'randa in 3 Easy Steps" class to the listings. Same 99%.

[Evan20000]

Originally Posted by tgleaf

K, and I'll add my "How to get eaten by a 'randa in 3 Easy Steps" class to the listings. Same 99%.

Fixed imo

[Fartface]

I thought you were kidding about this :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think my A today will suffice :D

[Kennedy]

Sign me up.

[tgleaf]

Originally Posted by Evan20000

Fixed imo

That is what I meant, yes.

[bayonator]

Originally Posted by matattack

Hello Altitudents!
Starting this weekend, I, Mr. Tack and ProffessorX will be conducting...

DEFENSIVE TRAINING CLASSES for TBD onry
(due to the sheer fact 99.9%-10% of u guys cant do it <3)
if u can't figure out what percent CAN defend, well don't bother showing up :3
These classes will be conducted on Sunday after Skyleague ends so all the ball thoughts leave ur head.
if you are interested in joining this class, Admissions fee is $100 and i guarentee u will be a Pro by 2 months from now or your money back!
kk jk but ya i'd like to teach peeps how to defend..srsly ._.

sure ill try but i am not payin 100 dollars and what time does skyleague end?

[York]

Mat can you teach me? Cuz i suck yo

[sunshineduck]

I'm better than you and x combined, obviously don't need lessons

[drunkguava]

Originally Posted by sunshineduck

I'm better than you and x combined, obviously don't need lessons

but you do need lesions.

[tyr]

Free pro tip to be better at altitude : play osu and touhou.

[[Y]]

Originally Posted by tyr

Free pro tip to be better at altitude : play osu and touhou.

...for reaction time training?

[ufo]

Originally Posted by York

Mat can you suck me? Cuz i teach yo

can we bring back this game

[banana]

Teach me how to defeat a team with 1+ competent lasers with a thermo whale.

[York]

Originally Posted by ufo

can we have an orgy in this game?

god no UFO. what team do you swing for?

[tyr]

Originally Posted by [Y]

...for reaction time training?

reaction time, precision
pattern memorization : you can recognize stuff in alty after a while and react accordingly, like you would do in touhou

[shmo55]

Originally Posted by tyr

Free pro tip to be better at altitude : play osu and touhou.

been there done that, but i still suck at TBD.

anything else?

[tyr]

minesweeper
competitive cs

[[Y]]

don't forget solitaire and black cocks

[vintage]

Definitely interested. I'll be on mumble on Sunday.

Originally Posted by bayonator

what time does skyleague end?

It starts at 1pm EST. I don't know how long it lasts...

[tyr]

Originally Posted by [Y]

don't forget solitaire and black cocks

I don't see how those would help.

Minesweeper helps with pattern recognition and reaction time, cs helps on game flow.

[Stormich]

I already kill mat all the time. No need to D if they can't push. muahaha

Sounds pretty fun, too bad i removed my alti TT