Fattitude endorses Mitt Romney

[[hlx] FatTristan]

Americans for Fattitude is officially putting its weight on Mitt Romney. I, Tristan Jimbo, am an official spokesperson for Mr. Romney so I will be answering all salient questions you have about him.

Who is Mitt Romney?
He is a great man who will solve the problems. When I say "Mitt Romney will solve the problems," I mean he will solve all of the problems. If you think of a problem, I am sure Mr. Romney will be able to solve it.

You were talking about how Mitt Romney has the ability to solve problems. Does Mr. Romney have a plan to solve all of the problems or only some of them?
I can assure you Mr. Romney has a plan to solve all of the problems.

Does Mitt Romney have a plan to fix the problems with immigration?
Yes.

What is Mitt Romney's plan to get more people to play Altitude?
Mr. Romney has agreed to purchase 30 000 copies of Altitude and distribute them to the game's newest sponsor, the Mormon church. As a small stipulation, we would all have to convert to Mormonism.

Would Mitt Romney win in a handsome battle against Matt Damon?
Yes. Mr. Romney would win in handsome battles against most people including but not limited to Matt Damon.

Is Mitt Romney the kind of guy I can have a beer with?
No.

What will Mitt Romney do to help fat people?
Mitt Romney will do a lot to help fat people.

[classicallad]

Good luck with idolatry.

[Beagle]

are you mitt romney

[Thermo]

Have we not been over this before? No politics or anything political, like 10 people did these kinds Of threads

http://altitudegame.com/forums/showthread.php?t=304

[Fartface]

Originally Posted by Thermo

http://altitudegame.com/forums/showthread.php?t=304

"III: No backseat moderating"
Derp

[leggomyeggo]

Originally Posted by Thermo

Have we not been over this before? No politics or anything political, like 10 people did these kinds Of threads

http://altitudegame.com/forums/showthread.php?t=304

ell
oh
ell'd

edit: oh hey 2k. i'm coming for you sinstar.

[Thermo]

Originally Posted by Fartface

"III: No backseat moderating"
Derp

Just to point it out :P