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Could it be sexual harassment if a midget came up to you and said your hair smells gooood?

[DryBone]

Originally Posted by jk.

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Could it be sexual harassment if a midget came up to you and said your hair smells gooood?

Wait, how can a small midget smell your hair when your head is up in the air.
Sensitive nose?

[NfoMonkey]

i think the midget is smelling your... other... hair... *wink*

[jk.]

Originally Posted by NfoMonkey

i think the midget is smelling your... other... hair... *wink*

Umm yeah tht the punch line lol

[Evan20000]

That joke made me groan.

[eth]

So this guy walked into a bar.














And then he walked out.

[ryebone]

A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club. As the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing, she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a "sportsman’s double?" He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house, the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs ...




"Mom you still awake?"

[Triped]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, there's a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "really? a drink named Stan?"

[Beagle]

[DryBone]

Originally Posted by Beagle

I found that very funny

[ufo]

"On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the **** did you get that banana at?'"

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it... but it did not work."

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.'

"You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob" right? But that's how it comes out of the ground, man. They should call that "corn." They should call every other version "corn-off-the-cob." It's not like if you cut off my arm you would call my arm "Mitch." But then reattach it and call it "Mitch-all-together!""

"You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom. Because all I want to be... is dashed (laughs with audience)"

-Mitch Hedberg

RIP

[lammyboi2104]

[classicallad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv2qLOiioPc

[lammyboi2104]

[jk.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj2kUcTgOIw

have a watch



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