Olbermann77's *Photoshopped* Stats

Olbermann · #1 11-19-2009, 09:31 PM

Here are my wonderful stats

Note: I just bought the full game three days ago so my loop and bomber kills and deaths are larger in number.

If anyone wants to duel, hire, etc, etc. Send me a private message or talk to me via altitude.

Good Luck

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besides why would I go to the trouble of making these stats if theyre not even good in the first place?

You Idiots that think it's about math! I am a bot killer! I always play training...

Taroud · #2 11-19-2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Olbermann

Here are my wonderful stats

Note: I just bought the full game three days ago so my loop and bomber kills and deaths are larger in number.

If anyone wants to duel, hire, etc, etc. Send me a private message or talk to me via altitude.

Good Luck

Interesting how your kills / deaths don't even closely match your ratios...

Olbermann · #3 11-19-2009, 09:49 PM

Are you insinuating that I"m not really that good as my stats?

nesnl · #4 11-19-2009, 09:53 PM

What version of photoshop do you use?

eth · #5 11-19-2009, 10:16 PM

Nice stats man! You must be really, really, really good. Wow! Jesus. Crap me in the forest and hang my apples. Woah. Hallelujah, you're like.. wow. So good. Good job!

Evan20000 · #6 11-20-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by nesnl

What version of photoshop do you use?

I think that's 2. He could smooth it out better in a later version.

Death Rod · #7 11-20-2009, 12:52 AM

Evan20000 · #8 11-20-2009, 12:53 AM

Your Miranda is bad.

number 3 · #9 11-20-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Evan20000

Your Miranda is bad.

but his biplane is good. wait ur a bot killer arnt u?

Tosconi · #10 11-20-2009, 02:28 AM

i just can't see how you can get 70k kills in 300 hours, if you play with real people.

eth · #11 11-20-2009, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tosconi

i just can't see how you can get 70k kills in 300 hours, if you play with real people.

The short answer is: you can't, this is photoshopped.

The long answer is: if you possess trilinear absolution skills of the 5th quantum degree, and you are the chosen hero of the Ending Era, and you've defeated the dark lord with your holy sword of matrimony, then.. this is still photoshopped.

Tosconi · #12 11-20-2009, 02:41 AM

well i suppose it's just my English

- it's obvious it's photoshopped, nice long answer though :P

But I should admit the kid tried hard - the numbers correlate well with the given ratio :P

PS: change 300 on 800 hours - and then it just might work hyhy

Olbermann · #13 11-20-2009, 05:47 AM

LOL u guys are funny!....NOT. If u dont think I"m that good then go ahead and play me a duel! You will see very well and you might get owned! So for all of u idiots that think I photoshopped the stupid pic..come play me!

Taroud · #14 11-20-2009, 05:53 AM

The only thing I'm saying is:

14899 / 5989 = 2.49
12966 / 1530 = 8.47
1970 / 352 = 5.60
1567 / 589 = 2.66
1298 / 289 = 4.49

combat · #15 11-20-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Olbermann

LOL u guys are funny!....NOT. If u dont think I"m that good then go ahead and play me a duel! You will see very well and you might get owned! So for all of u idiots that think I photoshopped the stupid pic..come play me!

No, how about this, next time you photoshop your stats.. Why don't you even do the math to change your ratios? And yes, if you were "dueled" by anyone on this thread. The term is too vulgar for the forums so I will use "destroyed!!"

MoxyCrimefighter · #16 11-20-2009, 06:24 AM

Personally, idc about stats

Beagle · #17 11-20-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Olbermann

Changed the kills but not the ratios

I would laugh but its so dumb its not even funny.

Please never post again.

Stormich · #18 11-20-2009, 08:53 AM

Haha, these guys should be tempbanned for being so bad at tampering with images hahaha. But seriously, math, learn it

nobodyhome · #19 11-20-2009, 09:43 AM

guys, don't be too hard on olbermann. he's probably like a fifth grader and hasn't even learned what ratios are yet. don't blame him if he doesn't know how to divide

NomNom · #20 11-20-2009, 09:45 AM

Sick stats! Your IQ must be off the charts as well!

Evan20000 · #21 11-20-2009, 03:52 PM

His IQ must be somewhere along the lines of his real ratio...

GoldenBoy · #22 11-20-2009, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Death Rod

Photoshop :P. For a minute i thought it was real...

Taroud · #23 11-20-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenBoy

Photoshop :P. For a minute i thought it was real...

See Deathrod's post in same forum. The stats are correct as reported by the system.

-MH-CaptainVogez · #24 11-21-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Taroud

The only thing I'm saying is:

14899 / 5989 = 2.49
12966 / 1530 = 8.47
1970 / 352 = 5.60
1567 / 589 = 2.66
1298 / 289 = 4.49

hahaha
don't worry I was thining along the same lines - glad you posted it so I didn't have to.
But yes - admins, before someone gets actually upset can you get rid of this and the other stat ones ?because it's gonna damage some young kids morale and this is supposed to be a friendly community (it seems just a thread attacking people form previous posts really..)

Cheers

Flyngbanana · #25 11-21-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Taroud

The only thing I'm saying is:

14899 / 5989 = 2.49
12966 / 1530 = 8.47
1970 / 352 = 5.60
1567 / 589 = 2.66
1298 / 289 = 4.49

Okay I'll admit it. I've just woken up and I have no idea what these numbers mean.. Any help for a tard?

DMCM · #26 11-21-2009, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Olbermann

LOL u guys are funny!....NOT. If u dont think I"m that good then go ahead and play me a duel! You will see very well and you might get owned! So for all of u idiots that think I photoshopped the stupid pic..come play me!

I've played you and I must say you're pretty damn bad.

You're just another kid who thinks his ratios are impressive. They would be if they matched the quality of your play, but they don't and we all know these are fake so just stop making this kind of threads.

Evan20000 · #27 11-21-2009, 04:52 PM

Told you he was horrible. -.-

Taroud · #28 11-21-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Flyngbanana

Okay I'll admit it. I've just woken up and I have no idea what these numbers mean.. Any help for a tard?

Those are what the ratios on his screenshot should be if it was a legitimate picture.

Equilibrix · #29 11-22-2009, 01:12 AM

If you look closer at the Death Rod's stats, there are visible traces of picture compression around the photoshopped stats but not around the real ones. Also, it's hard to notice, but the fonts are slightly different

I think that bomber and randa stats are original, loopy and biplane are definitely photoshopped.. not sure about explo..

Taroud · #30 11-22-2009, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Equilibrix

If you look closer at the Death Rod's stats, there are visible traces of picture compression around the photoshopped stats but not around the real ones. Also, it's hard to notice, but the fonts are slightly different

I think that bomber and randa stats are original, loopy and biplane are definitely photoshopped.. not sure about explo..

Talk about Deathrod's stats in Deathrod's post. hurripilot and I have already debunked his stats as real:

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Originally Posted by Taroud

See Deathrod's post in same forum. The stats are correct as reported by the system.