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Old 11-22-2009, 07:34 AM
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Default Bagle's *Absolutely Real* Stats
Hey guys I figured everybody comes to this forum to hear about me so I figured everybodey wants to see my awesome stats



these stast are tolly true cause i uploaded it from a police station so im not lyin and if you think i am den u just a hater

HATERS GONNA HATE
mad respect to my peeps though
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:38 AM
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who's bagle?
THIS is bagle

and how big he is! (he rearranged his name from bagel)


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Old 11-22-2009, 07:46 AM
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Mad respect yo
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:01 AM
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921,198 / 1 = 921,198
921,198 / 0 = infinity

math fail, beagle

edit= A for effort though
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:29 AM
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Lol lovely thread after all the others.
I love you BGIRL!!! <3
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Old 11-22-2009, 11:46 AM
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WOW beag's i fort yuu wuz gud but i neva fort dat yuu wuz dat gud!

Uber mad respect <3

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Old 11-22-2009, 12:17 PM
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I deeply respect you from now on beagle...lolz
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Old 11-22-2009, 01:56 PM
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WOW Beagle
Nice stats lol
I agree from now on you are our king!
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Old 11-22-2009, 02:27 PM
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I don't know man.. these seem kinda faked to me. See the artifacts around the numbers? I call photoshop.
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Old 11-22-2009, 02:37 PM
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Hey guys I figured everybody comes to this forum to hear about me so I figured everybodey wants to see my awesome stats
Oh, the irony of Beagle mocking someone else for being an attention whore...
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Old 11-22-2009, 03:59 PM
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OMG this is awesome!
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:20 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus, that was a great laugh, Beags. ty
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:53 PM
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Can we get a higher resolution pic? Numbers still kinda small
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:10 PM
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Goddamn Beagle! Those are some legit ass stats!
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:33 PM
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Oh, the irony of Beagle mocking someone else for being an attention whore...
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:41 PM
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Weight guys! Tohse stats are fake! I put 921198 divided by 0 into my calculador and it told me the answer was ERROR 1. But that's not a number yet so I checked with my phone and it sais that if I called that it would be 377,671!!!! He is so stuped that he can't even do math!
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Old 11-22-2009, 08:42 PM
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Eso, I try to back up your theory, but when I divide by zero, a black hole appears in my living room. HALP!
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Old 11-22-2009, 10:20 PM
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Quick, Sins! Call Stephen Hawking!!! CALL STEPHEN HAWKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:53 AM
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OMG these are so real (gasping) so were is your loopy stats lol
Whats up with your ratio?
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:31 AM
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lol on the level 90, he used an upside down 6....


ahhahahahaha
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:05 AM
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Eso, I try to back up your theory, but when I divide by zero, a black hole appears in my living room. HALP!
Oh that's merely one of those portals forming that were suggested for the game - we're running a beta currently but = Error 2...

B(e)agle you're a fail you didn't get 1 MILLION kills yet - WTF is wrong with you?
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:08 AM
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Just figured something else out.....

If you add each digit from the number of kills together, you get 30. If you then add each set of kills to each ratio you get 60, which when multiplied by 5 comes out to 300 which of course = THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The results could also be construed to add up to Beagle roundhouse kicking Death Rod and all the other stat-fakers/farmers into the pit of death
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Old 11-24-2009, 10:47 PM
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first time posting a pic
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Old 11-25-2009, 09:30 PM
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Just figured something else out.....

If you add each digit from the number of kills together, you get 30. If you then add each set of kills to each ratio you get 60, which when multiplied by 5 comes out to 300 which of course = THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The results could also be construed to add up to Beagle roundhouse kicking Death Rod and all the other stat-fakers/farmers into the pit of death
"thanks" hurri
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Old 11-25-2009, 09:34 PM
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Wait a second, that's the level 89 medal. Nice try.
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Old 11-25-2009, 09:58 PM
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These are the most pathetic loopy, bomber and explodet stats I've seen.
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:09 PM
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"thanks" hurri
Death Rod, I've beaten you twice in Biplane v. Biplane duels now. Do you know what my Biplane ratio is? It's 1.06. That's right, 1.06. If you hadn't farmed bots or newbs and you really deserved that 3.99 ratio, you would have raped me without even trying. Everyone knows your stats are farmed, just admit your mistake and move on already.
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:16 PM
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Do you know what my Biplane ratio is? It's 1.06.
Die like a man!
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Old 11-26-2009, 04:58 AM
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Do you know what my Biplane ratio is? It's 1.06. That's right, 1.06.
WOO
Die like a man, hurri
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Old 11-26-2009, 05:54 AM
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Dlam!!!!!
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:17 PM
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Death Rod, I've beaten you twice in Biplane v. Biplane duels now. Do you know what my Biplane ratio is? It's 1.06. That's right, 1.06. If you hadn't farmed bots or newbs and you really deserved that 3.99 ratio, you would have raped me without even trying. Everyone knows your stats are farmed, just admit your mistake and move on already.
just because i have a hard time killing you doesn't mean that everyone else is hard for me. I thought i told you i haven't used the biplane in a long time. I'm just starting to use it again
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Old 11-27-2009, 01:37 AM
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just because i have a hard time killing you doesn't mean that everyone else is hard for me. I thought i told you i haven't used the biplane in a long time

i also posted very recently to show everyone my totally legit 4.01 biplane ratio

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Old 11-27-2009, 04:38 AM
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just because i have a hard time killing you doesn't mean that everyone else is hard for me. I thought i told you i haven't used the biplane in a long time. I'm just starting to use it again
Despite me and hurri raping you harder then in prison, you still get 1.0-ish ratios in games.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:27 AM
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just because i have a hard time killing you doesn't mean that everyone else is hard for me. I thought i told you i haven't used the biplane in a long time. I'm just starting to use it again
I would certainly like a stab at you.
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Old 11-27-2009, 07:43 AM
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jdoesn't mean that everyone else is hard for me.

Wow thats some pretty bad context there Death Rod =D
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:09 AM
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I have a 1.13 biplane ratio, wanna fight? -.-
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Old 11-27-2009, 01:27 PM
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I bet Death Rod would win. You don't simply **** with a 4.01 ratio!
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:44 PM
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Wow thats some pretty bad context there Death Rod =D
ohohoho, oh you
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Old 11-28-2009, 04:38 AM
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ohohoho, oh you
I am the master of manipulation - "bagle" has taught me well
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Old 11-28-2009, 08:39 AM
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I don't know man.. these seem kinda faked to me. See the artifacts around the numbers? I call photoshop.
Yeah I can see its photoshop lol
But it looks awesome!
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