Punch Dodd Thread

York · #1 06-02-2010, 05:47 AM

So this is the story.

I was in a ladder game, spectating because of nobos new change. It's ok though, because I am just chillin. Then Kuja joins the server and says

"YorK, tell DODD to stop PMing me every time I log on. He wants me to say you suck and that he is better. I had to unfriend him."

^It was something like that, Kuja please post and say its true

Then I asked Kuja,

"Want me to hit dodd for you, I have gym with him tomorrow"

Of course, Kuja says yes. Then I ask the whole server, CCN begs for it.

So I am asking you all, would you like me to hit DODD, specially for you?

I will not hit him the face though because I will feel bad. I will rip his arm apart though.

EDIT: Dodd says that in the APL votes, there should be a "Virgin for Life" category and that I should be voted for. I will hit him for that as well.

But srs bzniz, I am a virgin, but only because I want to be. I am sexy, my car is sexy, my house is sexy, my girlfriend is sexy, but I do not get sex. I don't want to. IDK, just a decision. I don't get horny every 3 minutes so I don't feel like I need to knock up some girls just to get my cum out.

^I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. They were naked, I saw many pussy, I walked away. Call me gay but just saying.

Evan20000 · #2 06-02-2010, 05:51 AM

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York · #3 06-02-2010, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan20000

Attention whoring thread hijack in 10.... 9.... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

So, you want me to hit him or not?

Evan20000 · #4 06-02-2010, 06:22 AM

Don't care if you are into it rough or not. When is your wedding? Can I be invited?

tgleaf · #5 06-02-2010, 06:41 AM

lol lol lol. Thanks for the tmi. Next thread!

Kuja900 · #6 06-02-2010, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

So this is the story.

I was in a ladder game, spectating because of nobos new change. It's ok though, because I am just chillin. Then Kuja joins the server and says

"YorK, tell DODD to stop PMing me every time I log on. He wants me to say you suck and that he is better. I had to unfriend him."

^It was something like that, Kuja please post and say its true

Then I asked Kuja,

"Want me to hit dodd for you, I have gym with him tomorrow"

Of course, Kuja says yes. Then I ask the whole server, CCN begs for it.

So I am asking you all, would you like me to hit DODD, specially for you?

I will not hit him the face though because I will feel bad. I will rip his arm apart though.

EDIT: Dodd says that in the APL votes, there should be a "Virgin for Life" category and that I should be voted for. I will hit him for that as well.

But srs bzniz, I am a virgin, but only because I want to be. I am sexy, my car is sexy, my house is sexy, my girlfriend is sexy, but I do not get sex. I don't want to. IDK, just a decision. I don't get horny every 3 minutes so I don't feel like I need to knock up some girls just to get my cum out.

^I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. They were naked, I saw many pussy, I walked away. Call me gay but just saying.

This picture is clearly relevant.

drunkguava · #7 06-02-2010, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

^I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. They were naked, I saw many pussy, I walked away. Call me gay but just saying.

http://altitudegame.com/forums/showt...6148#post56148
teehee

tgleaf · #8 06-02-2010, 07:39 AM

I've got a better idea. The "Rewrite York's Post" thread. Using only quoted material, spin an alternate story. Here's mine:

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

So this is the story.

^I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. It's ok though, because I am just chillin. Then Kuja joins. They were naked. Then I asked Kuja, Call me gay. Of course, Kuja says yes. I had to unfriend him.

CCN begs for it. I walked away. I have gym with him tomorrow. He wants me to say you suck. I will not hit him the face though because I will feel bad. There should be a "Virgin for Life" category and that I should be voted for.

My house is sexy. I am a virgin. Kuja please post and say its true.

I don't get horny every 3 minutes. But srs bzniz, my car is sexy. I don't feel like I am sexy. IDK, just a decision.

Evan20000 · #9 06-02-2010, 07:41 AM

I lol'd. 10 char.

drunkguava · #10 06-02-2010, 07:44 AM

lololol, this should actually be a thing. CP to best york story rewrite imo.

Herodadotus · #11 06-02-2010, 07:47 AM

Thank you, Tgleaf!

Kuja900 · #12 06-02-2010, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

"You can have anything you want"

LOLZ

I woulda taken that pussy!

^INFRACTION LOL

I would have thought one would have to go deeper in your posting history to find this contradiction, I was wrong.

wolf'j'max · #13 06-02-2010, 08:01 AM

Tg's story is the best lol.

Evan20000 · #14 06-02-2010, 08:08 AM

Let me try.

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

Freudian Slip.

Seriously, the whole thing really is. Just look at it with a dirty mind.

gammelonkel · #15 06-02-2010, 08:17 AM

All of this totally made my day!
Thank you York and tgleaf!

elxir · #16 06-02-2010, 09:13 AM

if this thread is you coming out of the closet and asking us if you should 'hit' dodd, then i fully support you

Kuja900 · #17 06-02-2010, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elxir

if this thread is you coming out of the closet and asking us if you should 'hit' dodd, then i fully support you

Oh and:

wolf'j'max · #18 06-02-2010, 10:18 AM

LOL kuja making my day!

Dougie · #19 06-02-2010, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

I am sexy, my car is sexy, my house is sexy, my girlfriend is sexy, but I do not get sex.

for some reason I thought of this song... shudder...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

Flight 666 · #20 06-02-2010, 11:30 AM

Thats Gay.

tyr · #21 06-02-2010, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

^I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. They were naked, I saw many pussy, I walked away. Call me gay but just saying.

Yes, you are gay.
Just saying.

Also yea, you can punch dodd. He can punch back.

York · #22 06-02-2010, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkguava

http://altitudegame.com/forums/showt...6148#post56148
teehee

bwhahaa, you caught me xD

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyr

Yes, you are gay.
Just saying.

Also yea, you can punch dodd. He can punch back.

D
see, tyr has the idea!

BTW - this thread was baisically a troll thread, so go crazy guys xD

andy · #23 06-02-2010, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

So this is the story.

I was in a ladder game, spectating because of nobos new change.Then Kuja joins the server and says:

"I will rip you naked"

I say:

"I saw many pussy, I walked away."

I am a virgin, I am sexy, my car is sexy, my house is sexy, my girlfriend is sexy, but I don't want to.

Call me gay but I had to unfriend him.

^I do not get sex with kuja, but only because I don't want to.

^It was something like that, Kuja please post and say its true

Then I asked Kuja,

"Want me to rip dodd naked for you, I have gym with him tomorrow"

Of course, Kuja says yes. Then I ask the whole server, CCN begs for it.

I have had 3 girls ask me for a 4 way. They were sexy. I walked away.

I don't like girls to get my cum out, so I am asking you all, would you like me to do DODD?

Call me gay only because I want to be. It's ok though DODD begs for it.

EDIT: Dodd says that in the APL votes, there should be a "Virgin for Life" category and that I should be voted for. I will knock up on him for that as well.

IDK, just a decision. I get horny every 3 minutes so I feel like I need to knock up on DODD.

I officially enter the tgleaf contest.

tgleaf · #24 06-02-2010, 04:23 PM

That is win, andy. Well now we need an impartial judge. I nominate CCN. He may not be impartial, but he gives good read.

[Y] · #25 06-02-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

That is win, andy. Well now we need an impartial judge. I nominate CCN. He may not be impartial, but he gives good head.

Sorry, leaf, but I couldn't help the ninja edit.

CCN · #26 06-02-2010, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tgleaf

That is win, andy. Well now we need an impartial judge. I nominate CCN. He may not be impartial, but he gives good read.

gives good read???/

tgleaf · #27 06-02-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCN

gives good read???/

It worked. You're here. Now get busy judging.

Evan20000 · #28 06-02-2010, 05:52 PM

I'm tempted to write one up. Am I allowed to rearrange the individual letters?

WilliamDodd · #29 06-02-2010, 05:57 PM

well gym was 2 periods ago. and i am unharmed and sitting next to york right now having polite conversation as friends so idk what this talk of us fighting in gym was but its lol.

CCN · #30 06-02-2010, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan20000

I'm tempted to write one up. Am I allowed to rearrange the individual letters?

Extra point if I stop begging for things

Evan20000 · #31 06-02-2010, 06:07 PM

At a glance, I saw almost every letter. This is going to be awesome.

York · #32 06-02-2010, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamDodd

well gym was 2 periods ago. and i am unharmed and sitting next to york right now having polite conversation as friends so idk what this talk of us fighting in gym was but its lol.

He lies!

I actually didn't hit him, but I did something better. I recorded the whole class, and they all tell you how gay will dodd really is!

I will post on youtube sometime!

wolf'j'max · #33 06-02-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

He lies!

I actually didn't hit him, but I did something better. I recorded the whole class, and they all tell you how gay will dodd really is!

I will post on youtube sometime!

lol 2 days ago we recorded it when our nat teacher totally rocked a few childs :P a guy took a broom and was hitting us with it at our backs and a guy pulled it out of his hands and they were send to the principal ^_^ then another 6 childs had to write 50 sentences: i was acting like a baby and it wasn't fun, i begged to my teacher that i didn't do it which is not true, i am now writing 50 sentences how i should not behave myself in class.

andy · #34 06-02-2010, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan20000

I'm tempted to write one up. Am I allowed to rearrange the individual letters?

too ez.. has to be his words, preferably his sentences.

Evan20000 · #35 06-02-2010, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

So this is the story.

I was sucking Dodd, just chillin. Then Kuja joins in spectating and says

"YorK, tell DODD to stop getting horny every time CCN begs for it."

Then I asked Kuja,

"Want me to sex dodd for you, I will suck him tomorrow"

Of course, Kuja says yes.

So I am asking you all, would you like me to go gay with DODD, specially for you?

In this post, York gets it on with Dodd while Kuja watches. York then wonders if everyone else wants him to get together with Dodd. I partially cheated adding a suffix onto a word because I'm a grammar nazi like that.

This is borderline infraction worthy, but it was worth it. >.>