Top 5 Player of Each Plane or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the CircleJerk

Kuja900 · #1 06-28-2010, 07:53 PM

These threads provide too many lolz to not have one, here is mine to give an example of the format:

Loopy:
1 WolfeCaptain
2 Thirsty McDrinkerton
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other

Bomber:
1 Redshift/Ingbo/Void
2 Other
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other

Explodet:
1 Kuja900
2 PROfessional
3 Pincer
4 Athena
5 Natural

Biplane:
1 Beagle
2 Bagle
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other
43 Tyr

Miranda:
1 Ingbo
2 Tmic
3 Other
4 Other
5 Sinstar

tgleaf · #2 06-28-2010, 07:55 PM

Can't keep a good thread down, huh?

tyr · #3 06-28-2010, 08:00 PM

I dont understand why locking the other thread.
Now kuja has created the same thing except worse.

Kuja900 · #4 06-28-2010, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyr

I dont understand why locking the other thread.
Now kuja has created the same thing except worse.

You mean a thousand times better

tgleaf · #5 06-28-2010, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyr

I dont understand why locking the other thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuja900

The community is not mature enough for threads like these lol

I locked the other thread because it had been four months since the last post, because the conversation seemed to be going nowhere quickly, and because there is another, newer thread about the best players in Altitude that is already active.

tyr · #6 06-28-2010, 08:22 PM

Isn't the water cooler supposed to be a bit that way ?
That thread wasn't different of every other thread in here.

Kuja900 · #7 06-28-2010, 08:27 PM

If you had to close one you shouldve closed the one with less content and inferior posting imo

wolf'j'max · #8 06-28-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuja900

If you had to close one you shouldve closed the one with less content and inferior posting imo

like this thread we are discussing about it right now?

Kuja900 · #9 06-28-2010, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf'j'max

like this thread we are discussing about it right now?

I was clearly referencing the other 2 threads and this one is not even an hour old give it a chance lol

wolf'j'max · #10 06-28-2010, 08:43 PM

maybe this is a new thread for new trolls to begin their carreer:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt.Vesuvius

AH.. greater then BL....????!!! Madness. When we faced you, that was our second scrim but our first real scrim. We won each game and the last was a shutout.. I feel we did quite well for not having experience playing together. Ahh sorry if I sound braggy.. the point is I think BL and AH should set up a little scrim to give you guys a chance at redemption.

-vesu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

What are you talking about you dum troll ?

*blah..blah*

*trash talk*

*editing... Blah blah..*

*more trash..talk*

I am sick of your trolling.

yeahh right

drunkguava · #11 06-28-2010, 09:25 PM

I feel like this is relevant:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/06/st_essay_tweet/
One quote to sum it up:
Social networking tends to create self-reinforcing spirals of reciprocal kindness.
So:
The internet is one big circle jerk. You can't get past it, t-gleaf.

Kuja900 · #12 06-28-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkguava

I feel like this is relevant:
http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/06/st_essay_tweet/
One quote to sum it up:
Social networking tends to create self-reinforcing spirals of reciprocal kindness.
So:
The internet is one big circle jerk. You can't get past it, t-gleaf.

Hence the thread title, acceptance at last.

ufo · #13 06-28-2010, 09:41 PM

"The community is not mature enough for threads like these lol"

whoever said that was a genius

Kuja900 · #14 06-28-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ufo

"The community is not mature enough for threads like these lol"

whoever said that was a genius

Too true, too true.

Evan20000 · #15 06-28-2010, 09:41 PM

I bumped the other one thread because Control's thread was going nowhere. At least in this one, we jack each other off.

hurripilot · #16 06-28-2010, 09:50 PM

(jacks sins off)

Am I doin it rite?

Kuja900 · #17 06-28-2010, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurripilot

(jacks sins off)

Am I doin it rite?

You have two hands don't be redundant

Evan20000 · #18 06-28-2010, 09:58 PM

Yes, yes you are. :3

I'll make a list in a bit.

ufo · #19 06-28-2010, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuja900

Too true, too true.

what in the **** do you mean "too true"?

you made this thread

mikesol · #20 06-29-2010, 12:06 AM

I don't quite get the point of having "other" for your spots. Also why not make your numbers where you list 3 people at once fill up those other spots?

I mean don't get me wrong I think "other" is a great player - but I really feel you should broaden your horizon's on the other players of altitude.

Furthermore, how come you limit it to those 5 planes? Why not the minerva or flippy? Why are we even limiting it to planes? Why not make "worst lagger" or "best reverse user"?

Evan20000 · #21 06-29-2010, 01:07 AM

In no order, and only consisting of active players. Also, you can only be in 1 category.

Loopy:
1 WolfeCaptain
2 Eth
3 Tiny
4 CCN
5 Lambchops

Bomber:
1 Redshift
2 Andy
3 Void
4 Nips
5 Mav

Explodet:
1 Kuja900
2 Maims
3 X
4 Mat
5 Storm

Biplane:
1 Frenchman
2 Hurri
3 Aya
4 Eso
5 Vipr

Miranda:
1 Mike
2 UFO
3 Ingbo
4 Cloud
5 Tmic

tyr · #22 06-29-2010, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan20000

Also, you can only be in 1 category.

why ? its stupid

Clapon · #23 06-29-2010, 03:07 AM

Loopy:
1 Eth
2 Wolfe
3 Tiny
4 CCN
5 Not sure

Bomber:
1 Redshift
2 Nip
3 Mav
4 Andy
5 Clap

Explodet:
1 X
2 Maim
3 Kuja
4 Mata
5 Storm

Biplane:
1 Tyr
2 Hurri
3 Eso
4 Aya
5 Vipr

Miranda:
1 Mike
2 UFO
3 Ingbo
4 Sin
5 Cloud

Imo in order.

Feel free to rage.

Evan20000 · #24 06-29-2010, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tyr

why ? its stupid

Isn't the idea of this thread to wank off as many people as possible?

hurripilot · #25 06-29-2010, 03:19 AM

k. I guess I'll make my list for the 3rd or 4th time :

Loopy:
1. Eth
2. Wolfe
3. Stoob
4. Tinayyyy
5. Bob

Bomber:
1. Tyr
2. Nips
3. Vipr
4. Shifty
5. Demonpuppet

Explodet:
1. Mat
2. X
3. Shades
4. Tejas
5. Woken

Biplane:
1. Pillars
2. Tyr
3. Eso
4. Bagle
5. Protest

Miranda:
1. Fo
2. Mikey
3. Sins
4. Cloud
5. Ingbo

I win!

elxir · #26 06-29-2010, 03:39 AM

I'm doing mine with ball in mind hey girl heyyy

Loopy:
1 Brillo
2 a frail old lady
3 Void
4 drunkguava
5 MJ

Bomber:
1 elixir
2 Maverick
3 Nikon
4 Clapon
5

Explodet:
1 O.o
2 apathy
3 goose
4 matattack
5 kuja

Biplane:
1 Esoteric
2 powerwheels
3 genesis
4 sunaku
5

Miranda:
1 tmic
2 ufo
3 pinkshift
4 lekai
5

I can't think of anyone else. **** itttt

tyr · #27 06-29-2010, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evan20000

Isn't the idea of this thread to wank off as many people as possible?

tru tru

<3 Pillars
it's actually him who more or less made me playing recoilless. ^^

Curious · #28 06-29-2010, 03:50 AM

i love how absolutely no one will ever put me top 5 biplane even though its totally clear that i'm like top 2. gg!!!

andy · #29 06-29-2010, 04:02 AM

its not a top 5, its more of a best players for each perk or plane depending on what i felt was better (randas all have completely different playstyle and biplanes HC and non-HC are very different) and i expanded explo since 5 nominations werent enough. I mainly nominated players that are annoying to have against when using certain setups, thats the reason i only have 4 bombers on the list but have 7 explos.

Loopy:
1. Eth
2. WCaptainWolfeG
3. Andy
4. Tiny
5. Flight666

Bomber:
1. Tyr
2. Esoteric
3. Nipple
4. Mled

Explodet:
1. Matattack
2. X
3. Nathor
4. Storm
5. Maimer
6. Esoteric
7. Kuja900

Biplane:
Non-HC:
1. MONXY FIST
2. Tyr
3. Vipr
HC:
1. Esoteric
2. Hurripilot
3. Maimer
Sniplane:
1-127. Beagle and only him

Miranda:
Trickster:
1. Cloud
2. UFO
3. Sins
Laser:
1. Cloud
2. Andy
3. Ingbo
Anchor:
1. Mikesol
2. Mikesol
67.Someone else

Overall players:
1. Eth
2. Zidane
3. Maimer
4. Gameguard
5. Esoteric

these are in order, its late i will check tomorrow if this post makes sense otherwise sorry...

Clapon · #30 06-29-2010, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elxir

I'm doing mine with ball in mind hey girl heyyy
Bomber:
1 Clapon/Nikon--> Arguable
2 Nikon/Clapon-------^
3 Elixir
4 Mav
5 Anghell

Good list elixir very accurate imo

CCN · #31 06-29-2010, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuja900

These threads provide too many lolz to not have one, here is mine to give an example of the format:

Loopy:
1 WolfeCaptain
2 Thirsty McDrinkerton
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other

Bomber:
1 Redshift/Ingbo/Void
2 Other
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other

Explodet:
1 Kuja900
2 PROfessional
3 Pincer
4 Athena
5 Natural

Biplane:
1 Beagle
2 Bagle
3 Other
4 Other
5 Other
43 Tyr

Miranda:
1 Ingbo
2 Tmic
3 Other
4 Other
5 Sinstar

good ole bagle xD

cannibalsock · #32 06-29-2010, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curious

i love how absolutely no one will ever put me top 5 biplane even though its totally clear that i'm like top 2. QQ!!!

fixed
(10chars)

drunkguava · #33 06-29-2010, 06:06 AM

ok before all the ball players start dick-riding brillo, he wanted me to tell you all that im better than him. k?

elxir · #34 06-29-2010, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkguava

ok before all the ball players start dick-riding brillo, he wanted me to tell you all that im better than him. k?

well

i wanted me to tell you that i am a ****ing talent evaluating prodigy

Goose · #35 06-29-2010, 07:42 AM

I will do a ball version like elixir as well:

Loopy:
1-Brillo
2-Void
3-D4rt
4-Guava
5-Palin

Bomber:
1-Clapon
2-Void
3-Nikon
4-Elixir
5-O.o

Explodet:
1-The APAthy
2-Wok3n
3-Radium
4-O.o
5-drunkguava

Biplane:
1-O.o
2-Genesis
3-Powerwheels
4-OJM
5-Sunaku

Miranda:
1-tmic
2-Tominator
3-UFO
4-Zana
5-X_Cookie

XX1 · #36 06-29-2010, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

I will do a ball version like elixir as well:

Loopy:
1-Brillo
2-Void
3-D4rt
4-Guava
5-PALIN!!!?!??!?!?!?!?

Bomber:
1-Clapon
2-Void
3-Nikon
4-Elixir
5-O.o

Explodet:
1-The APAthy
2-Wok3n
3-Radium
4-O.o
5-drunkguava

Biplane:
1-O.o
2-Genesis
3-Powerwheels
4-OJM
5-Sunaku

Miranda:
1-tmic
2-Tominator
3-UFO
4-Zana
5-X_Cookie

you think Sarah is fifth!!??? O.o

Clapon · #37 06-29-2010, 08:10 AM

lol goose your bad... what about VAL RAD SPARK TGLEAF and oh so many more...

Goose · #38 06-29-2010, 08:17 AM

Guys, Palin brings a unique element to the loopy position that very few others do in a ball match. He excels as an acid loopy, and is an excellent support player to have on your team. A combination of Palin as acid loopy + a good explodet player gives your team an excellent advantage to win any map.

XX1 · #39 06-29-2010, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Guys, Palin brings a unique element to the loopy position that very few others do in a ball match. He excels as an acid loopy, and is an excellent support player to have on your team. A combination of Palin as acid loopy + a good explodet player gives your team an excellent advantage to win any map.

Eh, well. Im not so sure about that

www.altitudeladder.net/profile.php?id=50
Ball rank- 521....

Radium · #40 06-29-2010, 08:59 AM

I'll make a ball one as well.
Loopy
1.Brillo
2.Val
3.Radium
4.tgleaf
5.gwava

Bomber
1.Nikon/Clapon
2.Clapon/Nikon
3.Elixir
4.Void
5.Anghell

Explo
1.Guava
2.Goose
3.Apathy
4.Radium
5.Woken

Biplane
1.Eso
2.O.o
3.Sunaku
4.arty
5.Ojm

Randa
1.tmic
2.Radium
3.UFO
4.Mana
5.Blln