Poll

[Beagle]

According to SSD any thread on this forum where people have to vote for something is doomed to failure

Let us be the first then to disprove this newly minted rule by having a completely relevant, polite and on-topic discussion revolving around a simple two-choice poll

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE FRUIT

APPLES or ORANGES

Please keep posts polite and on-topic as well as respectful to all nationalities and denominations without discriminating against any fruits in the process

[Kuja900]

Beagle in my opinion your mother is not physically enticing to the opposite sex.

[Beagle]

Shows how little you know about my mother

She's enticing to both sexes

[[Y]]

Who's Beagle?

[Evan20000]

Needs moar Lemon Chiffon imo.

[drunkguava]

Guavas imo

[MajorPayne257]

Fail. This poll isn't multi-option.

[Evan20000]

Posting to make this thread better. Slightly NSFW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk1dtzKfnak

[CCN]

Lol noobs lemon pwnz u

[mled]

CAUTION: Beagle IS sexual innuendo

[hurripilot]

Originally Posted by CCN

Lol noobs lemon pwnz u

I bet CCN is really happy he made everyone highlight his post needlessly

[Evan20000]

I DID IT FIRST! /caps

[tyr]

Originally Posted by [Y]

Who's Beagle?

Its Bagle.

[hurripilot]

TYR!!!! DDDDDDDDD

hi tyr

[Dougie]

vote for ORANGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA

[classicallad]

P.S. I only voted Orange cos Beags did. Love that guy <3

[Selfish Lover]

This is my favorite fruit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqlt_...eature=related

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by Selfish Lover

This is my favorite fruit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqlt_...eature=related

MY GOD

from now on ccn is jimmy chen

[elxir]

apple ban everyone who says otherwise

orange ban everyone who says otherwise

[Selfish Lover]

Originally Posted by Beagle

MY GOD

from now on ccn is jimmy chen

You're welcome

[Joe]

I think you should add Asian Pear,i love them.

[Beagle]

By checking the voting results, we see clear psychological profiles emerging from what appears to be a very simple poll.

The first standard choices of Apple and Orange are picked by people who just don't care or are scared of seperating from the normal and putting themself out there. The next choice of Oranges is blighted due to a stereotyped understanding that the top is the 'normal area' and it is automatically avoided by those seeking to break out. Those people who have no other inclination but want to break out and get their own identity take the repeated choices of Apple in the middle as it gives them a choice no-one else has taken yet. People new to the forums naturally take these choices as they, subconsciously or not, want people to know their name and accept them.

The majority of profiles are contained in the final four. "Apples" is voted for by people who have inadvertently applied logic to an illogical poll; they have chosen the best option a.k.a to have Apples instead of just an Apple. They are clear thinkers in an obviously chaotic situation; this naturally marks them as insane and hurri being in the group confirms this theory.

ORANGE is picked by people who respect the excitement and intensity held by capital letters; whether through a love for adventure, a well-developed sense of humour, or an ironic, jaded attiude. A survey across the board would no doubt reveal these posters to be the smartest, wittiest, and handsomest of their kind.

"All of the above (Do not pick this option)" provides a a clear and obvious bait for simple-minded troublemakers and 'rebels without a cause', and the bait is taken with gusto. Every single person who picked this option, whether they realise it or not, is a gremlin. Without exception. Did you make a mischievous little laugh when you picked that option? Look at your hands and feet because you may have been a gremlin this whole time without even knowing it.

That's what I do; I delve into your psyche and help you develop. You're welcome.

[Kuja900]

I think the rebel option is not voting, as some realized that this was a "how much of a sheep are you?" poll.

edit: To prove my point and I swear I did not look at the names of the results, just the vote count, I am willing to bet all of my ESPORTS dollars that Sinstar voted for the bottom choice "All of the above (Do not pick this option)."

[hurripilot]

Originally Posted by Beagle

The majority of profiles are contained in the final four. "Apples" is voted for by people who have inadvertently applied logic to an illogical poll; they have chosen the best option a.k.a to have Apples instead of just an Apple. They are clear thinkers in an obviously chaotic situation; this naturally marks them as insane and hurri being in the group confirms this theory.

You may be thinking what do I know about apples, because I'm like a psychopath who butchers women


owaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

EDIT: 777th post! (flight will get the reference )

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by Kuja900

I think the rebel option is not voting, as some realized that this was a "how much of a sheep are you?" poll.

edit: To prove my point and I swear I did not look at the names of the results, just the vote count, I am willing to bet all of my ESPORTS dollars that Sinstar voted for the bottom choice "All of the above (Do not pick this option)."

"do not pick" option is the wannabe troll option, and sin is babby troll, note also ccn, danielle, and i could have sworn you were there until you made your most recent post

[Kuja900]

Originally Posted by Beagle

"do not pick" option is the wannabe troll option, and sin is babby troll, note also ccn, danielle, and i could have sworn you were there until you made your most recent post

Not all of us are as easily manipulated. By the way is "babby" your word of the week or something lol?

[Evan20000]

That's not a hard bet. I always take the silly option unless the poll is serious.

[Evan20000]

Also, in an odd twist of fate, I picked all of the above because I like apples and oranges equally. Any other day I would pick the joke option, but this time I had a legitimate reason. Beags, you disappoint me; don't make a viable option the troll option because it will corrupt your data.

[hurripilot]

Originally Posted by Beagle

"Apples" is voted for by people who have inadvertently applied logic to an illogical poll; they have chosen the best option a.k.a to have Apples instead of just an Apple. They are clear thinkers in an obviously chaotic situation; this naturally marks them as insane and hurri being in the group confirms this theory.

On a related note, nobo, Pie, and Shrode, you guys wanna go foursies on an unmarked panel van? Lemme know what color you would prefer, because I was thinking white, but there's also white, and white in addition to that.

Also, lemme know what kinda bait you guys got stocked up. I got lots of Star Wars and Spiderman toys, but my collection fails in most other areas.

Hit me up, lets see if we can make some magic happen.

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by Kuja900

By the way is "babby" your word of the week or something lol?

yes

lemon chiffon you're so incredible, you make my posts so short and sweet
lemon chiffon you're so unbelievable, if you were a person i'd lick your feet

[Danielle]

Originally Posted by Beagle

"do not pick" option is the wannabe troll option, and sin is babby troll, note also ccn, danielle, and i could have sworn you were there until you made your most recent post

Clearly not the troll option if I picked it. I never troll.

I actually dislike both apples and oranges, which was the reason for my choice.
I dislike them both equally, so therefore, I like both as equally.

I think we should get some banana in this poll.

[Jayfourke]

LIES to the first point, and yes, you would want some more banana, wouldn't you...

As for me... yes, I admit to voting in the bit that said not to vote for it just because it said not to vote for it. I'm a jerk like that.

[STACK]

I was gonna vote for apples but did not see the option..?

[hurripilot]

Originally Posted by STACK

I was gonna vote for apples but did not see the option..?

Yay, Stack's crazy like me! Wanna go yell at mice, Stack? It'll be funnnnn