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Old 09-16-2010, 04:21 AM
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Default I have a serious confession to make
I cannot take the lies anymore, i cant live like this, always threatening jerks all the time for calling me something... something I have long denied... ok here it goes...



This is me 9 months ago. It was a cold day in the sea when Ali picked me up in the water in this picture. He captured me and captured my heart as well. He works at the San Diego aquarium and taught me to use my intentions and fin movements to work a contraption that he hooked up to his apple computer (macbook). He wanted to see what fish thought... and a rest is history.

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Old 09-16-2010, 04:25 AM
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I fkin knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-16-2010, 04:25 AM
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Jesus christ, Jesus. You're obviously not a fish. Shut up about it. This is just annoying now.
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Old 09-16-2010, 04:29 AM
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Jesus christ, Jesus. You're obviously not a fish. Shut up about it. This is just annoying now.
Enough of your racial bias. Go back to hateland in hateville in the country of Hitler, jerk.

Sincerly,

Me
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Old 09-16-2010, 04:41 AM
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Ur a pretty fish, Jesus. With the power vested in me by the state of Insanity, I decree that Sir Jesuslives is the state fish of the Water Cooler!
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Old 09-16-2010, 04:48 AM
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Ur a pretty fish, Jesus. With the power vested in me by the state of Insanity, I decree that Sir Jesuslives is the state fish of the Water Cooler!
oooooooo me too
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Old 09-16-2010, 04:52 AM
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Ur a pretty fish, Jesus. With the power vested in me by the state of Insanity, I decree that Sir Jesuslives is the state fish of the Water Cooler!
Ha i can see green sucker. Also im insane not u ball of equation w/ olive oil.
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:02 AM
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So fish know how to chute dem plains.

Why I'll be.
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:31 AM
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The point of Lime isn't to be invisible, it's to make your eyes bleed. Also, green is my favorite color
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:57 AM
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Jesus christ, Jesus. You're obviously not a fish. Shut up about it. This is just annoying now.
The water cooler is for topics like this - you better shut your mouth before the First Earl of the Water Cooler takes your head off your shoulders and puts it in a glass case in the museum of "People that take water cooler seriously"

Seriously, I had to learn a long time ago - don't take these thread serious! Just laugh, wave and smile!
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:58 AM
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I can see the Water Cooler becoming it's own alti-nation.
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:18 AM
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I can see the Water Cooler becoming it's own alti-nation.
It already is! Current positions are:

Lord Hurricane - First Earl

Viscount Beagle - Prettiest Slut

Sir Jesuslives - State Fish

Lieutenant Commander Sinstar -


Currently, we are interested in filling the positions of:

Skullduggerer

Philanderer

Hornswaggler

Haberdasher

Chief Medical Officer

To apply, please direct all inquiries to the legal office of We Sorry Ltd., care of sunshineduck, Duke of the Orient. Applications will be processed, and those deemed worthy will be sent to Viscount Beagle for a psychoanalytical test, also known as a poll about which fruit is your favorite, or what kind of puppy you like best, or some other crap like that.
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:34 AM
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I send an application for "Law enforcement officer". And by that I mean Heavy Cannons and Trick shots to the faces of all evildoers.
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:37 AM
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I send an application for "Law enforcement officer". And by that I mean Heavy Cannons and Trick shots to the faces of all evildoers.
Eh, I'll just go over everyone's heads (I rank them all anyway) and accept your application! Your name has been added to the ranks!
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Old 09-16-2010, 06:41 AM
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Awesome picture is awesome.
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Old 09-16-2010, 08:43 PM
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Hornswaggling sounds interesting... do I dare google it... that is the question.

For the record, I like melons and I dislike puppies. Cats > dogs.
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Old 09-16-2010, 08:52 PM
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Dear Hurripilot,
My eyes are hurting.
Could you please stop posting in awesome green?

sincerely,
Wolf.
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Old 09-16-2010, 09:00 PM
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Do not do it Mr. Hurripilot sir.
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Old 09-16-2010, 09:35 PM
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Lord Hurricane - First Earl


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I pee on SSD from time to time.

What a quality 800th post this was
Lord Hurricane, first R. Kelly of the Water Cooler
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Old 09-16-2010, 09:52 PM
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Chief Medical Officer[/B]

To apply, please direct all inquiries to the legal office of We Sorry Ltd., care of sunshineduck, Duke of the Orient. Applications will be processed, and those deemed worthy will be sent to Viscount Beagle for a psychoanalytical test, also known as a poll about which fruit is your favorite, or what kind of puppy you like best, or some other crap like that.
i shall solemnly swear to do my best in the position of
Chief Medical Officer
also, my favorite puppy is beagle and my favorite fruit is 'both. (dont pick thios option)'
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Old 09-16-2010, 11:26 PM
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Lord Hurricane, first R. Kelly of the Water Cooler

Don't hate until you tried it, baby.

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Dear Hurripilot,
My eyes are hurting.
Could you please stop posting in awesome green?

sincerely,
Wolf.
NO U
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Old 09-17-2010, 08:58 PM
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I would like to point out that hurris imagination rocks. 1st duke of the watercooler ahahaha wtf?! but still ahahah and such
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:01 AM
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ugg... I googled hornswaggling. Can I be a haberdasher?
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Old 09-22-2010, 03:37 AM
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New position: 1st DANCER OF THE WATER COOLER MAKE IT!
o and Jesuslives what kind of fish are you? Please say carp!!!!
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Old 09-24-2010, 04:49 AM
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Do you like fish dicks?

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