You are trapped in a Home Depot

sunshineduck · #1 10-05-2010, 08:14 AM

So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If you got a chainsaw/vehicle, you would need gas. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys and the boxes on the shelves are filled with nothing but more boxes - you cannot use these as weapons, nor can you push over the shelves. You can, however, climb the shelves.

What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?

elxir · #2 10-05-2010, 08:26 AM

Lawn flamingo, hot glue gun cartridges, piece of plywood.

elxir · #3 10-05-2010, 08:27 AM

I don't need a strategy, the strategy needs me.

MajorPayne257 · #4 10-05-2010, 08:53 AM

At that point I'd probably take the death.

EDIT: Can we move this to a Walgreens or something so my 3 items can be fun with prescription drugs?

banana · #5 10-05-2010, 10:26 AM

Someones been reading a lot of OOT lately.

Hide in random box on top shelf for 3 days until everyone else is dead then come out with long range weapon of choice to snipe the last other survivor.

Stormich · #6 10-05-2010, 10:33 AM

Discman, batteries, Exodus - Bonded by blood album. 41 minutes later I'd be the last man standing. GGNORE

Mt.Vesuvius · #7 10-05-2010, 01:07 PM

I choose you Pikachu!

[Y] · #8 10-05-2010, 01:16 PM

Why Home Depot?

And what's OOT?

And is bananar a cheeter?

tyr · #9 10-05-2010, 06:21 PM

http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S...es-105-37.html x3

Aim for the eyes
I win

Kuja900 · #10 10-05-2010, 06:28 PM

My bears hands my bear goddamn hands
yes i did use that pun twice in the same day

shrode · #11 10-05-2010, 06:32 PM

i would use a flashlight that came with batteries, a delicious looking candy bar, and an axe.

It being a very dark place, I would shine the flashlight on the candy bar as bait, and then i would wait with axe in hand.

Bukem · #12 10-05-2010, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by [Y]

And what's OOT?

All you need to know is F OOT

Evan20000 · #13 10-05-2010, 06:40 PM

Nailgun, Nails and a hammer

No mother****ing survivors.

[Y] · #14 10-05-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Evan20000

Nailgun, Nails and a hammer

No mother****ing survivors.

Are you going to throw those nails at people or sneak up behind and hammer a nail into them?

tgleaf · #15 10-05-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sunshineduck

and the boxes on the shelves are filled with nothing but more boxes - you cannot use these as weapons

Noob. Works like a charm.

sunshineduck · #16 10-05-2010, 07:45 PM

to clarify - the three items have to be available to purchase at home depot.

also, your hiding on the shelf idea may seem pretty cool, but you can't hide inside a box without removing all the boxes inside that box (making hella noise) and how do you know everyone else is dead? once the other last survivor realizes you're not on the ground level, he's going to be ready for you and your "long-range weapon of choice", which you'd need to specify anyways.

a diddly derp a derp

York · #17 10-05-2010, 07:58 PM

Shovel, Sledgehammer, My abs and fighting skills

I win bitch

York · #18 10-05-2010, 08:01 PM

but since i get another object, ill pick a hoe, the farmers one........get at me

York · #19 10-05-2010, 08:02 PM

do they sell dirty magazines in home depot? in that case i ditch the hoe and sledgehammer to get a flashlight and magazine. and maybe ill switch out the hoe for a real hoe, my +1

Goose · #20 10-05-2010, 08:23 PM

I would select a barbecue grill, propane tank, and a machete.

I would first wedge myself into a tiny corner of the room and go into a deep enlightening meditation while remaining concealed in the shadows. I would remain here for approximately 2 days while focusing on staying mentally strong. By this time a few people would probably be dead, and i would emerge from my spiritual slumber and use ninja tactics to track down their corpses. I would then silently and efficiently chop them up into little pieces- making sure to take the most tender and juicy areas- and i would bring the meat back to my lair where i would slow roast the chunks of flesh on my grill. This would provide me the necessary nourishment and energy needed to live sufficiently for another 3 or 4 days..... so after i enjoy my feast i would go back into a hibernation and repeat the process until i am the last man standing

By day 5 or so the rest of the survivors would not only be physically weak due to malnourishment, but also psychologically mind-****ed when they stumble upon dismembered bodies and realize their a sick bastard among them that is eating people while they are cowering in the shadows alone and scared

Evan20000 · #21 10-05-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by York

Shovel, Sledgehammer, My abs and fighting skills

I win bitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by York

but since i get another object, ill pick a hoe, the farmers one........get at me

So fitting....

sunshineduck · #22 10-05-2010, 08:33 PM

Diglett dig

A doughnut · #23 10-05-2010, 08:44 PM

a durable forklift with only 1 entrance that can be locked that already has gas in it.

a powerhose.

cabbage.

first step: go around like crazy in the forklift ramming over random ****, hopefully killing pples

step 2: eat the cabbage

third step: if u run out of gas. take the powerhose. enjoy yourself. i heard u can slice pple up with some powerhoses

Radium · #24 10-05-2010, 08:48 PM

So I'm not sure if every Home Depot has this, or if the one by my house is unique, but I'd get a Flamethrower, and gum
from the racks for the people waiting in line.

Blue · #25 10-05-2010, 08:54 PM

rob the home depot gun section, with this:

an get more of these, to kill ppls:

duel wield 44 magnums for the win!

EDIT:AMMO TOOO!!!!

Radium · #26 10-05-2010, 09:00 PM

Just to clarify my last post, I'd get the biggest pack of gum they have, then proceed to chew every piece for a good few minutes. After that I'd walk around and drop the chewed pieces around all the aisles. When people step in the gum, they will yell "oh noes, I have stepped in gum" out of instict. Once they do that I will find out where the noise came from and use the flamethrower to exterminate them.

A doughnut · #27 10-05-2010, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue

rob the home depot gun section, with this:

an get more of these, to kill ppls:

duel wield 44 magnums for the win!

EDIT:AMMO TOOO!!!!

its not funny cus ur 11

A doughnut · #28 10-05-2010, 09:16 PM

and i got another one,

1: a chainsaw. (to cut into the boxes of butter knives so that i can take them and kill the people)

2: an intercom. so i can hide and try to make myself sound like Jigsaw and scare the **** out of the other pples.

3: a big-ass teddy bear. i can stick it in the middle of the store. when people get distracted, i can run up to them and from behind the back i can (this is why i chose the intercom. its got 2 purposes) hit them with the intercom.knives r for puzzies

banana · #29 10-05-2010, 10:46 PM

All the noise/light from chainsaws/flamethrowers/vehicles will alert the other 9 people to your position. You won't be the last one standing

[Y] · #30 10-05-2010, 11:02 PM

I suppose a joyride on a forklift is an acceptable last experience.

wolf'j'max · #31 10-05-2010, 11:11 PM

i'd buy a laptop including alti, then buy a drill, then buy a wireless net connection. what i would do:

drill a hole in the ground, sit in it and start playing alti. + make sure they wont find me.