|
The Water Cooler Discuss unrelated topics. Keep it clean. Keep it nice. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
You are trapped in a Home Depot
You have three items with you: a can of tuna, a baseball, and a trumpet.
All the lights are off, save a small bulb in the middle of the store. Something touches your leg. |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
eat the tuna for strength, throw the baseball at it, and scare it away with the trumpet
|
#3
|
|||
|
|||
chuck the tuna. it smells ****ty.
have a game of catch with the wall using the baseball. masturbate with the trumpet if u get bored of the baseball. wait untill the store opens at 6:00 am. or 8 am if its a weekend. |
#4
|
|||
|
|||
Climb up to the highest shelf and jump..
|
|
|