No Powerups (No handlebars parody)

[evilarsenal]

I can kill someone with no powerups
No powerups
No powerups

I can kill someone with no powerups
No powerups
No powerups

Look at me, look at me
bomb's in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous randa
even when the nerfs keep getting me
I can show you how to f-up
I can show you how to flick a bomb
I can take apart the whole team
And I can rape it harder over and over
I can anchor with having the perk
I can tell you about that Kuja jerk
I know all the words to this parody
And "How to jerk off" by SSD
Me and my friend saw a bomb once
Me and my friend tried to block it
And guess how long it took (we couldn't)
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can lag anchor bomb with no internet
no internet
no internet

I can have sex with this Wok3nig!
this Wok3nig!
this Wok3nig!

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
WHORE
In such a small game
All curled up with no friends to see
I can make money by trolling noobs
I can make a living off making maps
I can make a girl show her boobs
and i garuantee you they aren't traps
I can make new brand new teams
I can make noobs survive PRO conditions
I know how to run a league
And I can make you wanna kill yourself
Loopies, biplanes and time anchors,
Me and my friends don't even exist
I am the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can troll noobs with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can stop a bomb with little skill
with little skill
with little skill

Look at me
Look at me
Warping every opportunity
And it feels so good to be
Alive and MVP
My goal is clutch
My base secure
My style is top-notch
My skill is pure
I can hand out a million assassinations
Or let'em all live in desperation
Have'em all banned of their retardation
Have'em all killed by sinstars whoring ration
I can make anybody get so banned
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can kill a loopy and its gay EMP
EMP
EMP

and I can hit someone off my screen
off my screen
off my screen

and I can become PRO by winning APL
APL
APL
APL
APL
APL

I can kill someone with no powerups
No powerups
No powerups

I can kill someone with no powerups
No powerups
No powerups

PRODUCTION COMING SOON LULZ

[TAYLOOP]

You cannot make a n00b survive true PRO conditions, no matter how hard you try.

[York]

this was perfect.

[shrode]

this was way better than the other one. well done

[classicallad]

The distinct lack of response to this thread can mean only one thing: Evil's head is taking up all the space!! Nice try Wigga

[Mandrad]

Hate train

I stay buried in the dark
Cos I ****ing scare myself
But you come round the corner
Looking for me looking for me
Some ****ers are always trying to bring me down
But you wont no
Never will never will cos I got this big hate train
You wanna ride it come on jump on board I ain't gonna stop you no more

Your never gonna never gonna never stop the hate train
Never gonna stop the ****ing hate train no

It took lot of shaking
And quite a bit of poking
Then finally I woke up
Thought I would distract myself
But bollox to that here it comes
Gonna fire this thing right up
Drive a hole right through your life
Get out of the ****in way no chance

Chorus

**** all your politics I ain't born for that
Stop telling me what you think I am
I ain't so stupid as to pick one of your sides
Either way you don’t fit my plan
**** the world

Chorus

Chorus

Now I'm cooking now I’m rockin
Rollin this thing straight through your world
Now you’re running now your screaming
Burn burn you ****er
What you gonna do when it comes around
How you gonna cope when it hits your station
What you gonna do here comes the hate train

Chorus to the end