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Old 12-09-2010, 09:23 PM
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:26 PM
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it is amazing

i wasted about 3 hours trying to not suck at that game

I succeeded in getting to 20 meters

i have never thought I would be as proud over running twenty meters as I am right now
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:30 PM
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it is amazing

i wasted about 3 hours trying to not suck at that game

I succeeded in getting to 20 meters

i have never thought I would be as proud over running twenty meters as I am right now
i ran 10 lol
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:13 PM
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Best forwards: 4.1

Best backwards: -1.5

**** that game.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:20 PM
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6.1 then ded

That game is so horrible.
I mean, you control the guys thighs and calves, wth? Gay game obv.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:41 PM
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:45 PM
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figured out an easy way to cheat.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:47 PM
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What's sad is I've played this game like 10 times before and I never figured out what is the logical sequence of keys to actually run.
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:56 PM
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Whoa at 50 theres obstacles :P
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:57 PM
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What's sad is I've played this game like 10 times before and I never figured out what is the logical sequence of keys to actually run.
OMG REALLY? lol u nubhead thats the point
thx for sharing tho
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Old 12-09-2010, 11:01 PM
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Boom national hero i jumped at the end and won :P
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:07 AM
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When I opened the link nothing happened, so I played Canabalt instead.
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:50 AM
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When I opened the link nothing happened, so I played Canabalt instead.
I <3 that game, thank for sharing. I got to 1034m before dying!

EDIT: New high score:





I wonder if anyone can beat that score...
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Old 12-10-2010, 01:57 AM
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I found this game the other day and I love it (it's very frustrating) but I love it.

I can actually run, I'm gettin the hang of it. My record is 47 meters.

I'm talking about qwop.
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:09 AM
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2466m - although I really only played for 5 minutes. I need to put this down and go back to work lol. Good find though

Edit: Do I do anything besides push space bar? Is there like a kick or something?
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Old 12-10-2010, 02:12 AM
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I've broken 10,000m in the past, but only once.

Some of the high scores on Kongregate reach over 100,000m.
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Old 12-10-2010, 07:28 AM
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In QWOP I did q-o at the same time, then w-p at the same time. Repeat that sequence.
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Old 12-10-2010, 09:31 AM
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i did qp and wo :B
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:10 AM
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2466m - although I really only played for 5 minutes. I need to put this down and go back to work lol. Good find though

Edit: Do I do anything besides push space bar? Is there like a kick or something?
Nope, just the jump button. You can try to regulate your speed by running into those small objects that come up every now and again, kinda look like washing machines to me lol. They slow you down for a bit. The power of your jump is also regulated by how long you press the jump button. Quick taps will result in lower jumps, which are usually needed when crashing through the windows.

The terrain is randomly generated each time, too.

I also found out that you can predict when those plane engines will fall out of the sky. If you listen carefully, you can hear an explosion followed by the faint sound of a plane spinning out of control ... then sure enough, the engine falls out of the sky on the next building you jump to after hearing the sound. When I first played the game I thought that sound was part of the music track/ambiance.
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:37 AM
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I wanna kick the guys who founded that game fkn atrocious... Now im pissed off too jeez
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Old 12-10-2010, 10:50 AM
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I <3 that game, thank for sharing. I got to 1034m before dying!

EDIT: New high score:

I wonder if anyone can beat that score...
hoohoohoo

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Old 12-10-2010, 12:28 PM
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100.1 meters

get your left leg pointed straight ahead, and your right knee on the ground. from that point on, just alternate Q and W to push yourself forward

until you get to the hurdle

then just knock it over and **** around to try to get over it
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Old 12-10-2010, 04:08 PM
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canabalt got me through the ninth grade.. now its blocked..
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:21 PM
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canabalt is sick, now i have something to do during A&E!!

i made 10 meters, QWOP official sucks.

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Old 12-10-2010, 08:35 PM
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you could always play 'i wanna be the guy' if u want a challenge
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:30 PM
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Done, now it's time to conquer Canabalt.

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Old 12-11-2010, 01:20 AM
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Qwop may be the worst, but Robot Unicorn Attack is the best game ever, besides alty of course.
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:52 AM
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Qwop may be the worst, but Robot Unicorn Attack is the best game ever, besides alty of course.
Lol I was just thinking of posting that game in here.
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:39 AM
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Yes, I endorse Robot Unicorn Attack as well.
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Old 12-11-2010, 05:11 AM
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i got thta game fior mah ipod. in qwop i go
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:58 AM
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robot unicorn ftw

who ever knew such a game would fascinate so many???

poll: be honest, which one's better - the game or the music? xD
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:16 PM
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robot unicorn ftw

who ever knew such a game would fascinate so many???

poll: be honest, which one's better - the game or the music? xD
to be honest, i never heard of that game until just now. and frankly, its not to bad. See, QWOP is just a addicting time waster, but same with all these others. QWOP is a game of patience compared to these game where all your doing is pressing a button. Truthfully, these other games are way better in my opinion. QWOP is just frustrating and worthless. Anyway, enough with ranting. Got any others? And also guys, whats the worst game ever played (online)
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:58 PM
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The Space Game: Missions (Strategy: Mining/Tower Defense)

Bloxorz (Puzzle)

Ice Breaker (Semi-Physics Puzzle) He's made two more Ice Breaker games, but this is the 1st one. The music is great.

Oh, and apparently a new Steambirds game just came out.
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Old 12-11-2010, 03:07 PM
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The Space Game: Missions (Strategy: Mining/Tower Defense)

Bloxorz (Puzzle)

Ice Breaker (Semi-Physics Puzzle) He's made two more Ice Breaker games, but this is the 1st one. The music is great.

Oh, and apparently a new Steambirds game just came out.
first two games come up to blozorz
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:14 PM
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http://www.addictinggames.com/avalanche.html

Very entertaining game.
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:37 PM
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i <3 plants vs. zombies
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:42 PM
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Interactive Buddy

You just beat up you guy.

Very addicting.
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:02 PM
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whoops

Space Game Missions
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:40 PM
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i <3 plants vs. zombies
Dude I have that for my iPod, it's soooooo addicting. Afaik, it has everything the comp version does except for the zen garden
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Old 12-12-2010, 12:17 AM
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Dude I have that for my iPod, it's soooooo addicting. Afaik, it has everything the comp version does except for the zen garden
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