Originally Posted by leggomyeggo
So, the other day, I was hanging out with some friends at Barnes and Noble (because that's where all the k3wl k1ds hang out), when some random dude walked up to us and started asking us questions. So I looked to the guy on my left and I could tell from the look on his face that this guy is trying to arrest us for being underage in the starbucks section. Then, I picked up my cappucino and threw it at the guy and me and Melvin (the dude to the left of me) cheezed it the hell out of there. After we got outside we ran over to the street where we thought we would be safe. As I looked back around, he had pulled his taser out and was pointing it at me as if he were holding a ****ing sniper rifle. I ducked down and did a barrel roll between the cars passing by and eventually got to the other side of the street, where Melvin had somehow gotten to. Now that we knew the guy with the sniper taser couldn't shoot us across the road, or get across because he was as fat as acegunner, we started throwing globs of Melvin's pink smoothie at him. But, before long, two hookers came up to us and asked us what we were doing. So I was like "What are YOU doing?". She said I was a total badass for saying that so we hopped into the limo that was just pulling up and got in the hot tub. By now, things were getting preeettyy steamy....so I asked the driver to turn down the heat. Then it was all aight. Anyways, before I realized it, we had traveled all the way to some snowy mountain range, except everyone was wearing 70's clothes... Weirdos.. Then I realized, the hookers were gone! So I looked over at melvin, and I was like DUDE THE HOOKERS ARE GONE. so he looked back at me and he was like DUDE THE HOOKERS ARE GONE. After concluding that the hookers were, indeed, gone, we headed over to the nearest dark alley and scored some cocaine off of a police officer (who was stoned out of his mind). Then, we headed over to some party on 5th avenue and were having a wonderful time until this chick (who I swear to god looked like jennifer lopez, but a little bit younger) said that she was going to kill us. After that, we high tailed it out of there as fast as you can say cheez it. Now, this might have been the few pounds of shrooms we had both had, or it might have been real, but we found this killer hot tub in the middle of nowhere with ****ing like...gnomes and **** all around it and there were fairies saying get in get in! So, not wanting to upset the fairies, we both got in. But I accidently dropped some shrooms into the hot tub so I ducked down into the water to try and find em. When I popped my head back out of the water, I was in the bathtub at my house. And that's all about how I became the prince of Bel-Air.
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11-23-2011, 08:18 PM
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