Giving Alti the finger

ManSkirtBrew · #1 01-07-2011, 01:54 PM

I've been away from Alti since Christmas. I managed to cut off the end of my F finger on Christmas Eve. I'm just now healed enough so I can play with my hand shifted one key over to the right. Try it some time. It's fun

Yesterday I threatened to post a picture of it. I won't embed it, just in case you're squeamish. This is what it looks like after 2 weeks of healing.

It doesn't look like too much, but I managed to hit an artery and squirt blood like a B-movie horror flick. I couldn't type at all with it for a long time because it throbbed.

Enjoy

-Joe

Mt.Vesuvius · #2 01-07-2011, 02:06 PM

Wow. I shouldnt have clicked that

Demuyt · #3 01-07-2011, 02:41 PM

Thank you for that. Now I just have to wipe my desk.

Mandrad · #4 01-07-2011, 02:42 PM

lollypop

banana · #5 01-07-2011, 02:43 PM

Looks like you could cut off another slice and fry it. Omnomnom
cannibalism : o

sunshineduck · #6 01-07-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Demuyt

Thank you for that. Now I just have to wipe my desk.

I knew you were kinky, but...

[Y] · #7 01-07-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sunshineduck

I knew you were kinky, but...

oh u .

Mandrad · #8 01-07-2011, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sunshineduck

I knew you were kinky, but...

Hope this is a shefinger situation or else it would make me sick...

ManSkirtBrew · #9 01-07-2011, 03:27 PM

I am so disturbed by that image, there are no words.

-Joe

Demuyt · #10 01-07-2011, 03:39 PM

Yeah, she's all my inspiration.

Also jk for the mentally weak out there.

Boko · #11 01-07-2011, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by banana

Looks like you could cut off another slice and fry it. Omnomnom

I was thinkin the same thing, holy ****.

Premier Stalin · #12 01-07-2011, 07:18 PM

How did u manage that? Ouch.

ManSkirtBrew · #13 01-07-2011, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Premier Stalin

How did u manage that? Ouch.

8" chef's knife. I was dicing food and my wife said something to me. I looked up and that was the end of that.

-Joe

classicallad · #14 01-07-2011, 08:06 PM

I like that, blame it on the wife.....silly bint

elxir · #15 01-07-2011, 08:23 PM

wtf is wrong with u posting **** like that on here

looking at u too for direct linking it, retard mandrad

Element · #16 01-07-2011, 09:39 PM

..................

Goose · #17 01-07-2011, 10:08 PM

NICE! will that huge chunk of your finger/nail every grow back to look completely normal, or is it going to be like that forever?

Dude, you can probably pick up so many chicks with a giant chunk missing out of your finger like that. Just tell them you were attacked by a shark while trying to save a puppy that fell into the ocean.

Premier Stalin · #18 01-07-2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Goose

Just tell them you were attacked by a shark while trying to save a puppy that fell into the ocean.

so good.

Fartface · #19 01-07-2011, 11:23 PM

Oh Joe

I didn't actually think you were being serious when you said you were gonna post a picture :0

gRiM · #20 01-11-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Goose

NICE! will that huge chunk of your finger/nail every grow back to look completely normal, or is it going to be like that forever?

Dude, you can probably pick up so many chicks with a giant chunk missing out of your finger like that. Just tell them you were attacked by a shark while trying to save a puppy that fell into the ocean.

With Rad Regeneration Perk it will!

JDR · #21 01-11-2011, 08:38 PM

People can post ****ed up fingers, but my thread with a video of a guy getting his entire jaw ripped out and proceeding to vomit out his heart gets deleted? Where's the justice?

(PM me for the video)