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Old 01-13-2011, 01:20 AM
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Default I Don't Watch Crap Vol. 2 aka Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien is the most boring and unfunniest comedian ever. Thank you NBC for getting rid of him. I have evidence to support my claims of Conan also.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:26 AM
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Too bad NBC is a ****ty network that doesn't have a single show worth watching now that Conan is gone.


Still not as bad as FOX though.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:27 AM
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I only watch NBC for Jay Leno, football, and hockey. All their other shows just don't appeal to me.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:28 AM
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Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you're 70 years old.

My bad.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:30 AM
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30 rock

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Old 01-13-2011, 01:30 AM
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I'm only 18. lol
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:31 AM
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30 rock

chars

Meh, overrated.


Chuck is pretty good, though. I forgot about it.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:33 AM
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30 Rock isn't good. It's like a 30 minute SNL skit with no laughing audience after jokes. It just doesn't work.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:34 AM
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Conan is incredible! NBC's ****ty writers are what made the Tonight Show terrible. His new show on TBS is amazing.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:37 AM
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I'm sure his new show isn't.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:40 AM
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Laugh tracks suck.

Watch real comedies like Arrested Development where you're not told when you should laugh.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:42 AM
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Laugh tracks suck.

Watch real comedies like Arrested Development where you're not told when you should laugh.
Real and original sitcoms were built on laugh tracks and studio audiences. At least have something to fill in between jokes.
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:43 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhf3e8TRbXw

Proof that Conan rules
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:43 AM
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Real and original sitcoms were built on laugh tracks and studio audiences. At least have something to fill in between jokes.

Original sitcoms?

/Facepalm

laugh tracks are the very opposite of original comedy


Please close this topic, it's embarassing
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Old 01-13-2011, 01:47 AM
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Did Conan say anything funny during that interview? No, it was just props (water) and special effects. And it wasn't very funny either. In fact, I could see it coming.

Do you ever hear Conan's audience actually laughing during his monologue?

No, they are just whooping and cheering.
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Old 01-13-2011, 02:43 AM
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k u dont no funny kthxbye
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:12 AM
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None of the late night shows are funny. Not Conan, not Leno, not Letterman. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are where its at.
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:39 AM
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+1
Colbert is definitely where its at!
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:47 AM
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Laugh tracks suck.

Watch real comedies like Arrested Development where you're not told when you should laugh.
Thread should have been insta-closed here.

If people disagree...

then...

Firefly.

There, close it up mods.
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Old 01-13-2011, 03:48 AM
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None of the late night shows are funny. Not Conan, not Leno, not Letterman. The Daily Show and The Colbert Report are where its at.
Craig Ferguson is funny though. Late late show ftw!
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Old 01-13-2011, 04:38 AM
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Colbert is definitely where its at!
I think Jon Stewart is better. He actually talks about the news. Whereas Colbert is all about pretending to be a Republican and getting laughs that way. I actually learn about current events when I watch The Daily Show. Colbert...not so much. He is kinda funny though.
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Old 01-13-2011, 04:54 AM
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"I Don't Watch Crap" ....

Who asked? Do you really think people are that interested in hearing your opinions on comedy? Seriously why make a thread where you're just goading people into arguing with you about what's actually funny. It's all subjective anyway.
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Old 01-13-2011, 05:04 AM
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Craig Ferguson is funny though. Late late show ftw!
agree. sure his humor can be stupid humor sometimes, but overall i like him way more than any of the other late night hosts! his interactions with guests and delivery rock imo
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Old 01-13-2011, 06:07 AM
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Laugh tracks suck.

Watch real comedies like Arrested Development where you're not told when you should laugh.
God I love Arrested Development. Time to go watch all 3 seasons again!
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Old 01-13-2011, 06:13 AM
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http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/one-year-la...-sort-of--2091

Conan is winnar
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Old 01-14-2011, 12:20 AM
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u doesn't like conan or 30 rock, & thinks laugh tracks r gud...

hmm...

what do you like?
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Old 01-14-2011, 12:33 AM
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I think he likes Two and a Half Men

lolololololol
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Old 01-14-2011, 01:10 AM
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Maybe you should try watching some proper British comedy. None of this unfunny American crap
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:44 AM
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I think he likes Two and a Half Men

lolololololol
Lol You are right. The number one sitcom on TV. Don't try and argue either.
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:54 AM
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Lol You are right. The number one sitcom on TV. Don't try and argue either.
By what measures are you declaring this to be the number one sitcom? Cuz I want to stab the people that came up with them...
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Old 01-14-2011, 01:48 PM
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By what measures are you declaring this to be the number one sitcom? Cuz I want to stab the people that came up with them...
TV ratings and number of viewers
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:06 PM
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"I Don't Watch Crap" ....

Who asked? Do you really think people are that interested in hearing your opinions on comedy? Seriously why make a thread where you're just goading people into arguing with you about what's actually funny. It's all subjective anyway.
Welcome to the internet, where 98% of all information exchanged is in the form of flamewars.
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Old 01-14-2011, 02:12 PM
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u doesn't like conan or 30 rock, & thinks laugh tracks r gud...
You just said "gud"... HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. Go delete system 32 now and save the internet some frustration.
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:29 PM
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Watch real comedies like Arrested Development where you're not told when you should laugh.
Ok. Ur officially the best
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Old 01-15-2011, 02:02 AM
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I think he likes Two and a Half Men

lolololololol
lol you nailed it.
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Old 01-15-2011, 04:20 AM
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lol you nailed it.
He knew this from an earlier forum discussion.
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