{T} Tadow

Goalie · #1 01-14-2011, 02:18 AM

OUR STORY:
Deep within the bowels of NORAD, there is a secret room. Inside this room is a large round table, surrounded by workstations that have been woven into the fabric of the Altitude network by the CIA and other world government security agencies.

We, the members of {T}Tadow, have the heavy burden of manning these stations and using our power to rid the world of terrorists, sterile gauze, and noobz.

OUR RULES:
If you are one of the privileged few who are invited to join, please be aware of the following rules:

1. You must be cool. D*cks are not allowed.
2. Never, never, ever down a 6-pack of Jolt-Cola before you play the game. That's what burbon is for.
3. If Jazz asks you for money, DO NOT SEND IT TO HIM. Send it to Goalie instead.
4. You can be a member of {T}Tadow and be a member of any other clan. Just like in college, we like to fool around and don't get exclusive.
5. Clothing = optional. Just saying…

THE TRIUMVIRATE:
Blasty McDick, Goalie, Jazz

VICE PRESIDENT:
GOAL

EXECUTIONER:
?

MEMBERS:
3Card{T}rick
TMIC
gflare
Selfish Lover
KiltedSASQUATCH
Kafka
Excalibur
DEATH 817
Turrenator2
Mt.Vesuvius
Mr Moooo.
Neu{T}rino

WISH LIST:
barmanamok
Brillo
Leggo
Krawz
TGLeaf
Goose
Tekn0
and all the seXXXy ladies who play altitude with low standards…

Please note: Annual fee of $200

[Female players: fee reduced to $120]

Selfish Lover · #2 01-14-2011, 04:55 AM

Tekn0 · #3 01-14-2011, 05:01 AM

A wish list... interesting

Good to see another ball clan, good luck guys.

Excalibur is both on your others list as well as wish list???

leggomyeggo · #4 01-14-2011, 06:21 AM

Oh what memories this brings back to me *sniff sniff*.

Goalie · #5 01-14-2011, 01:02 PM

Fascinating

Goose · #6 01-14-2011, 01:07 PM

Goalie, did you used to be {BL}Goalie back in the day? If so i would like to say that when i was first playing Altitude you were a great inspiration to me. I'm glad to see your still playing the game and having success.

tmic225 · #7 01-14-2011, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Goalie, did you used to be {BL}Goalie back in the day? If so i would like to say that when i was first playing Altitude you were a great inspiration to me. I'm glad to see your still playing the game and having success.

Yea he used to be a sick whale/loopy but he disappeared

I would've brought him over to tVo. But. GL and HF.

{T}Blasty McDick 8==D · #8 01-14-2011, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

Oh what memories this brings back to me *sniff sniff*.

Now Leggo, we were saying TADOW! long before that...

Goalie · #9 01-14-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Goalie, did you used to be {BL}Goalie back in the day? If so i would like to say that when i was first playing Altitude you were a great inspiration to me. I'm glad to see your still playing the game and having success.

Yes Goose, I am the same

Thank you for your compliments

leggomyeggo · #10 01-14-2011, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by {T}Blasty McDick 8==D

Now Leggo, we were saying TADOW! long before that...

True dat .

tgleaf · #11 01-14-2011, 08:07 PM

I'd like to announce a new clan:

Wish List

Tag: {W!$hL!$+}
Roster: see above*
Team Site: http://wishlist.com
Team Logo:

Team Mascot:

Team Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cHsPCAZlP4

Favorite Food:

Favorite Saying: "You wish!"

We will play any mode you wish against any team you wish if you so wish.

*excludes "everyone else who plays Altitude"

Mr. Moooo · #12 01-14-2011, 08:08 PM

I sent in my $200 and my name is not on the list yet?

Goalie · #13 01-14-2011, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Moooo

I sent in my $200 and my name is not on the list yet?

Must have gotten lost.... Send in another $200

Selfish Lover · #14 01-16-2011, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goalie

Must have gotten lost.... Send in another $200

While you are at it, apparently the Crowned Prince of Nigeria left about $500 million dollars to me in his will. I just have to cover the transfer fees to get it into my bank account. I have to send his assistant $1000 to cover all the fees. Would you like to help me out? I'll split the money with you!

Mt.Vesuvius · #15 01-16-2011, 09:43 PM

Hahahahaha. You just need his social security number and the information for some of his various credit cards..

undertheinfluence · #16 01-16-2011, 10:46 PM

I name myself______! something... (sort of vice president but doesnt do anything?) yes that will be my role!

undertheinfluence · #17 01-16-2011, 10:48 PM

o whoops this is GOAL lol. is there a way to change your forum name thing?

Goalie · #18 01-18-2011, 06:30 PM

McDick, can you remind me what you said the logo should be. My memory says 'chicken holding a gun' but that can't be right? My graphics designer friend is ready to create.

I'll PM this to u also

Mr. Moooo · #19 01-18-2011, 06:35 PM

Mt.Vesuvius · #20 01-18-2011, 06:35 PM

I was in original Tadow. yeah.

Selfish Lover · #21 01-18-2011, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goalie

McDick, can you remind me what you said the logo should be. My memory says 'chicken holding a gun' but that can't be right? My graphics designer friend is ready to create.

I'll PM this to u also

This has to be correct. I will accept nothing less than a chicken with an AK-47...

Goalie · #22 01-18-2011, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt.Vesuvius

I was in original Tadow. yeah.

Ive added you to our roster

Goalie · #23 01-18-2011, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undertheinfluence

I name myself______! something... (sort of vice president but doesnt do anything?) yes that will be my role!

Ive added you as Vice President, but this means your enrollment fee has increased to $250

Mt.Vesuvius · #24 01-18-2011, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goalie

Ive added you to our roster

Lols. Nice

Mr. Moooo · #25 01-18-2011, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt.Vesuvius

Lols. Nice

I better see you flying the {T} tonight...

Goalie · #26 01-18-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Moooo

I better see you flying the {T} tonight...

Mr Mooo.. I put you on the roster over the weekend, but I don't know maybe I didn't save it. You are back on. As compensation.. your fee is waived.

Goalie · #27 01-19-2011, 03:18 PM

I consulted with the supreme leader last night, and I did get the design wrong. It is a unicorn with guns, lasers, and a tank. So yeah.. I have submitted these design specs to our Web Team Graphics Designer to which she responded, 'This wins the prize for the STRANGEST design specs I have ever received. Congratulations!'

So my reputation has just plummeted to zero.

Mr. Moooo · #28 01-19-2011, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goalie

I consulted with the supreme leader last night, and I did get the design wrong. It is a unicorn with guns, lasers, and a tank. So yeah.. I have submitted these design specs to our Web Team Graphics Designer to which she responded, 'This wins the prize for the STRANGEST design specs I have ever received. Congratulations!'

So my reputation has just plummeted to zero.

Is there any deep, hidden meaning behind this "strange" design? I would like to know what I just got myself into here

Selfish Lover · #29 01-19-2011, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Moooo

Is there any deep, hidden meaning behind this "strange" design? I would like to know what I just got myself into here

Don't worry about it. Drink the punch and be happy....

{T}Blasty McDick 8==D · #30 01-19-2011, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Moooo

Is there any deep, hidden meaning behind this "strange" design? I would like to know what I just got myself into here

What could possibly be wrong with a horned, heavily-armed, and hooved animal??? Just keep drinking...

Goalie · #31 01-19-2011, 11:28 PM

The logo is looking VERY good - we feel the unicorn needs wings though, so our first version will have wings.

We may not be the most gifted Clan (except for me) - but we will have a kick ass logo.

{T}Blasty McDick 8==D · #32 01-20-2011, 12:57 AM

To: {T}Tadow Members

from: {T}Blasty McDick 8==D

-- BEGIN TRANSMISSION --

Attention all {T}Tadow members. After returning from flight, please remove your helmets before entering the Tadow lounge.

The helmets make the dancers' work more difficult than it needs to be and they are starting to complain.

Effective immediately, any member of Tadow found in the lounge with their flight helmet still on will be denied entry to the champagne room for one week.

That is all.

-- END TRANSMISSION --

Goalie · #33 01-20-2011, 08:30 PM

How does this look: (first draft)

MajorPayne257 · #34 01-20-2011, 09:19 PM

Not gonna lie, pretty badass.

Selfish Lover · #35 01-20-2011, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorPayne257

Not gonna lie, pretty badass.

+1

Unicornchars

Blue · #36 01-20-2011, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selfish Lover

+1

Unicornchars

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorPayne257

Not gonna lie, pretty badass.

+111111

made one

really quick draft

leggomyeggo · #37 01-20-2011, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue

+111111

made one

really quick draft

That's the pig from the old swn clan. It's been trademarked, please use a different animal.

Selfish Lover · #38 01-20-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue

+111111

made one

really quick draft

There is a suspicious lack of unicorns, guns, lasers, and tanks. Which I do believe were part of the original requirements. Good try though...

Ajuk999 · #39 01-20-2011, 10:29 PM

Blue, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm working on my first iPhone App, I'd tear that image apart (not that it needs help)....with criticism.

tgleaf · #40 01-20-2011, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

Blue, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm working on my first iPhone App, I'd tear that image apart (not that it needs help)....with criticism.

I think it's a nice cat.

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