We finally got him!

Selfish Lover · #1 05-02-2011, 04:14 AM

So all of the American news outlets are reporting that Osama Bin Laden has been killed in Pakistan! Obama will be holding a press conference around 11:20 pm EST to confirm! Happy day in the USA!!

elxir · #2 05-02-2011, 04:56 AM

Yea, only took 10 years. Not like the entire world has changed in that time.

Wok3N^ · #3 05-02-2011, 04:57 AM

This means the wars will end right?

[Y] · #4 05-02-2011, 04:59 AM

"History is written by the victor, and here I am, thinking we'd won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him."

[Y] · #5 05-02-2011, 05:02 AM

Also, lets celebrate for a week in Washington while continuing to do absolutely nothing to fix all the things wrong with America.

shrode · #6 05-02-2011, 05:21 AM

USA USA USA USA USA usa USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greekjr14 · #7 05-02-2011, 05:24 AM

I guess we finally found you you damn asshole. Thank God you are dead.

mikesol · #8 05-02-2011, 06:40 AM

charrsssss

acegunner · #9 05-02-2011, 06:42 AM

Next Target?

CANADA!

tgleaf · #10 05-02-2011, 07:40 AM

From the thread title, I just assumed AH|Brillo. Call me when you have some news.

Premier Stalin · #11 05-02-2011, 09:14 AM

One down, a million more extremist muslims to go.

sunshineduck · #12 05-02-2011, 09:27 AM

waldo - 1
osama - 0

The Turretnator · #13 05-02-2011, 09:43 AM

Good stuff, eh?

here's a dorky little song i did for my podcast show in commemoration of the event.

Warning.. LOTS of filthy language. But Osama deserves it :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7D7Yjt59JM

Premier Stalin · #14 05-02-2011, 09:51 AM

That assf**king goat raper is dead.

Well said.

banana · #15 05-02-2011, 11:13 AM

pics or gtfo

Premier Stalin · #16 05-02-2011, 11:18 AM

4chan has pics.

Mandrad · #17 05-02-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by [Y]

"History is written by the victor, and here I am, thinking we'd won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him."

... problem is that in this case, Bin Laden was made in America.

shrode · #18 05-02-2011, 04:12 PM

it's amazing what america can do when the playstation network is down.

Evan20000 · #19 05-02-2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by shrode

it's amazing what america can do when the playstation network is down.

Copypasta!

No but seriously, we look pretty stupid because it took 10 years to find one guy.

shrode · #20 05-02-2011, 04:20 PM

worth the spreading

Evan20000 · #21 05-02-2011, 04:29 PM

Yeschars...

tomato man · #22 05-02-2011, 04:31 PM

IMO bin laden not death, all liessss

shrode · #23 05-02-2011, 04:46 PM

he really shouldn't have bought that iPhone

Kuja900 · #24 05-02-2011, 04:47 PM

Some of you always find things to complain about even when something good happens. Shut the **** up for a minute and enjoy what you can.

Evan20000 · #25 05-02-2011, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuja900

Some of you always find things to complain about even when something good happens. Shut the **** up for a minute and enjoy what you can.

Complaining about complainers is totally enjoying the moment.

banana · #26 05-02-2011, 04:58 PM

I complain about the complaints about the complainers.

Premier Stalin · #27 05-02-2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by banana

I complain about the complaints about the complainers.

Oh the irony.

Demuyt · #28 05-02-2011, 05:24 PM

fu shrode I had a great iPhone joke ready

Selfish Lover · #29 05-02-2011, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shrode

it's amazing what america can do when the playstation network is down.

I lol'd.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuja900

Some of you always find things to complain about even when something good happens. Shut the **** up for a minute and enjoy what you can.

Exactly. I spent two years of my life fighting in the war that he started. I'm happy as hell that the bastard is dead. I know that the war won't end tomorrow because of one man's death, but it is a step in the right direction.

Evan20000 · #30 05-02-2011, 06:33 PM

Selfish Lover · #31 05-02-2011, 06:42 PM

Thats not Osama. I'm pretty sure that Osama tYpEs LiKe ThIs...

Flight 666 · #32 05-02-2011, 07:37 PM

good job USA

stevemp12 · #33 05-02-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kuja900

Some of you always find things to complain about even when something good happens. Shut the **** up for a minute and enjoy what you can.

murder is something we are supposed to enjoy?

Premier Stalin · #34 05-02-2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stevemp12

murder is something we are supposed to enjoy?

Its not murder, if they themselves have no rational understanding or human morals, and choose to kill thousands of people, and indoctrinate thousands and millions of others, start wars, and basically f**k things up.

Also, he was a c**t who deserved to die.

stevemp12 · #35 05-02-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Premier Stalin

Its not murder, if they themselves have no rational understanding or human morals, and choose to kill thousands of people, and indoctrinate thousands and millions of others, start wars, and basically f**k things up.

Also, he was a c**t who deserved to die.

sounds like you're describing American foreign policy. ironyorlevel

mikesol · #36 05-02-2011, 08:32 PM

This is bin Laden’s lamentable victory: He has changed America’s psyche from one that saw violence as a regrettable-if-sometimes-necessary act into one that finds orgasmic euphoria in news of bloodshed. In other words, he’s helped drag us down into his sick nihilism by making us like too many other bellicose societies in history -- the ones that aggressively cheer on killing, as long as it is the Bad Guy that is being killed.

Article

Quote:

Originally Posted by Premier Stalin

Its not murder, if they themselves have no rational understanding or human morals, and choose to kill thousands of people, and indoctrinate thousands and millions of others, start wars, and basically f**k things up.

Also, he was a c**t who deserved to die.

Ya they say the same thing, too. Take a minute to step back and stop presuming your world view is the only valid one. We've murdered thousands of their people, indoctrinated thousands and millions, started wars, and ****ed things up too. The only difference is that we're the "Good-guys"

Smushface · #37 05-02-2011, 08:39 PM

I read reddit too guys.

Evan20000 · #38 05-02-2011, 08:42 PM

<3 Mike.

Additionally, there will always be more people like him. Killing one does nothing. Hell, I bet within the Taliban he died a hero and martyr thus psyching up more people to follow in his footsteps.

Demuyt · #39 05-02-2011, 08:56 PM

Wether you choose to cheer or not, war is war and it's still always under the same fancy mask, there are no good guys and bad guys in the end.

They should've crashed an airplane into the house he was hiding in. No need for Navy Seals imo.

Ribilla · #40 05-02-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesol

Ya they say the same thing, too. Take a minute to step back and stop presuming your world view is the only valid one. We've murdered thousands of their people, indoctrinated thousands and millions, started wars, and ****ed things up too. The only difference is that we're the "Good-guys"

QFT, the UK isn't any better. Who knows who the 'baddies' are, there's only one way to tell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEle_DLDg9Y

EDIT: I find this news much more saddening http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011...ombard-misrata That NATO has resorted to bombing family members (including 3 grandchildren who were no threat to anyone) instead of tackling the problem or unseating the dictator is a travesty of international law.