He is the most interesting man in the world.

dr. carbon · #1 05-04-2011, 01:57 AM

His words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.
He has won trophies for his game face alone.
Aliens have asked him, to probe them.
If you give him lemons, he makes champagne.
He bowls... overhand.
Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
He is the life of parties he has never attended.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight of the urge to thank him.
If he were to give you directions, you would never get lost and arrive at least 5 minutes on time.

His blood smells like cologne.
The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.
He once punched a magician, that's right, you heard me.
He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
Even his enemies list him as there emergency contact.
His personality is so magnetic, he cannot use credit cards.

He can speak French, in Russian.
He is the only man to ever ace a Rosharch Test.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He once visited a Psychic... to warn her.
Bear hugs are what he gives bears.

(my friend's) He has found Waldo many times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt.
He taught a German Sheperd to bark in Russian.
He found the fountain of youth, but didn't drink from it because he wasn't thirsty.

HE IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD :I Don't Drink Much, But When I Do, I Prefer Dos Equis.

Stay thirsty my friends.

sunshineduck · #2 05-04-2011, 02:42 AM

he makes terrible posts
he is an awful player
he uses unnecessarily big words he doesn't even understand

he is

carbon

i don't drink much, but when i do i drink mike's hard lemonade

sunshineduck · #3 05-04-2011, 02:42 AM

am i doing it right?

Greekjr14 · #4 05-04-2011, 03:02 AM

Hey I got you a shirt for this post

classicallad · #5 05-04-2011, 03:31 AM

well i thought it was bootifull, much better read than say, well any post by SSD

Disilord · #6 05-04-2011, 03:37 AM

Agree with class

The old spice commercials are good too.

sunshineduck · #7 05-04-2011, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by classicallad

well i thought it was bootifull, much better read than say, well any post by SSD

clearly not doing it right

Evan20000 · #8 05-04-2011, 04:18 AM

I bet this thread would be really good if you got stoned and read it in Morgan Freeman's voice.

dr. carbon · #9 05-04-2011, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunshineduck

he makes terrible posts
he is an awful player
he uses unnecessarily big words he doesn't even understand

he is

carbon

i don't drink much, but when i do i drink mike's hard lemonade

Lol, I am willing to bet I am intellectually superior to all you dumbsh**s out there. @ssd: I bet I am better than you in literally every facet of life. You asians like comparing gpa, right? I win.

Smushface · #10 05-04-2011, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr. carbon

Lol, I am willing to bet I am intellectually superior to all you dumbsh**s out there. @ssd: I bet I am better than you in literally every facet of life. You asians like comparing gpa, right? I win.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Evan20000 · #11 05-04-2011, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr. carbon

Lol, I am willing to bet I am intellectually superior to all you dumbsh**s out there. @ssd: I bet I am better than you in literally every facet of life. You asians like comparing gpa, right? I win.

mikesol · #12 05-04-2011, 06:35 AM

K closing thread as it's simply derailing and turning into insults and other nonsense