The Real Top 15, One Month In

[[Y]]

You know this sh*t is real because I capitalize my titles better than faglixir.


1. mled
The top three is supposed to be dominated by TA runners, GTFO. No, actually the next best active TA runner is like tmic or something and he's not even on the front page. Anyways, mled is mled, everyone knows how much he dominates.


2. donk
Top TA runner atm, but mled is way more versatile, which keeps that #1 spot just out of donk's reach. Still, sucks to play against donk cuz he be like, shwam, swoosh, DOUBLE WARP GG


3. balln
A ball convert, balln brings his TA skills over and easily climbs up to #3. Shows how weak people are at playing against a top TA. Balln still makes silly mistakes, but once he refines his skills and s-finger, he should be able to give donk a run for his money.


4. Andy
Insert mario/luigi joke here. Andy doesn't use cheap time warp tricks, he wins with straight up brute skill. Like mled, he plays mostly everything, and he does it well. Versatility is a major asset, people.


5. Ingbo
I hate playing against ingbo. Hate it. I see him for like half a second and then ZZZZZZZZZZZ LOL U DED. And if I do evade his flanking, I end up having to defend 1v5. His bomber/hc/explo is somewhat weaker than his laser, but still a force to contend with.


6. Aya
Another multi-plane player, I often see him stubbornly play biplane against all odds, because it's the man's plane and whether your base is dead or not, you still win. Key strong points are sexy bomb running in his biplane and a quick switch to explo for defense.


7. Dragon
Dragon is like the resurrection of Sinstar, except with less properk and more lightsabers. Unlike most shot-warp tricksters, Dragon will actually aim and pick away all of your team's health, something nubstar did well. He'll also switch to laser and kill all of you because laser is OP.


8. Matattack
With the disappearance of Mr. X, Mat remains the sole top explodet (Kuja doesn't count because he's rank 34 and smokes weed). It is literally almost impossible to bomb run against this guy unless you're pushing 5v1 and you hang back at mid-map until you make sure Mat is dead and his smoking corpse has crashed off map. Just insane.


9. Syncope
BACK IN THE TOP TEN, BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS(inb4 10 loss streak).
Fun fact if you haven't noticed: I always play heavy cannon, even if there's another douchebag playing it on my team (unless it's Hurri, in which case DOUBLE HC ALL THE WAY). Also unless I absolutely need to switch to prevent a loss.


10. Synnik
I have no idea what the deal with this guy is. He reminds me of a laser version of Aya, because I've seen them both switch to explo to defend and then switch back to go pewpew. Meh, not much to say about Synnik. Solid player, suffers from bad teams.


11. Sunshineduck
After his brief moment of glory, SSD is once again out of the top 10, with some help from yours truly and let's not forget, MVP of Altitude, PANIC THE PIG! All I can say is, pick your battles wisely, and dodge HC shots better <3


12. buffalosoldier
Another consistent laser that plays well, I haven't seen anything spectacular from him. Decent lasers are a dime a dozen anyways.


13. Vipr
Not much to analyze in Vipr, mostly because he is me. A top HC, a strong bomber, hell he's even in the exact same spot in ladder that I was in last week. Keep whomp whompin', buddy.


14. Ribillia
Mouse users are not welcome here.


15. scchchchhchchcmo
Like I said, decent lasers are a dime a dozen. It's not that shmo is bad, it's that ladder is a tough environment to play strictly laser in. Should learn another plane.

[leggomyeggo]

You dirty sonuvab****

I used to be hovering around 6-8.

[[Y]]

Maybe if you had played more bomber and less trickster...

Seriously, start playing bomber or I'll have to trade you away to PF :O

[shmo55]

Originally Posted by [Y]

15. scchchchhchchcmoShould learn another plane.

I switch when i need to. Just don't usually need to

[elxir]

i only play my good planes when donk is on my team

[tyr]

who are those donk tmic and balln persons you're referring to ?

[Ribilla]

Top 15 needs more laser.

[Tekn0]

Originally Posted by [Y]

8. Matattack[/B]
With the disappearance of Mr. X, Mat remains the sole top explodet

Who's Mr. X ??

[Mt.Vesuvius]

On1x......

[Tekn0]

AH gotchaa.

charrrrrrrsssssssssssss

[undertheinfluence]

These were not nearly as entertaining to read and as clever as elixir's.

[Ribilla]

Originally Posted by undertheinfluence

These were not nearly as entertaining to read and as clever as elixir's.

It's wonderful that you have written your own instead.

ohnowaityou'rejustbeingunhelpful

[[Y]]

Originally Posted by undertheinfluence

These were not nearly as entertaining to read and as clever as elixir's.

I'm sorry I couldn't satisfy you.

Wait, no I'm not.

[DMCM]

This top shows so well how ridiculous TBD has become.

ONE heavy plane player (the multi-plane players tend to use light ones) managed to survive the dominance of the gay-plane.

[elxir]

Originally Posted by undertheinfluence

these were not nearly as entertaining to read and as clever as elixir's.

hahahah fu is bad

[tmic225]

Originally Posted by [Y]

No, actually the next best active TA runner is like tmic or something and he's not even on the front page.

Oh I'm comin