The Altitude Bible - The Messiah is Revealed

[Jesuslives]

There was a man whose name was John the mirandizer, who was baptizing in the wilderness preaching repentance and the forgiveness of scores and bad ratios. The high preists of altitude (admins) came to question him, and asked him “wtf r u doing?” “who r u?” “r you the messiah?” John said, “fk u, I am a voice of one calling in the wilderness, make straight the way of the bored!” The admins replied, “no u,”

And John replied, “yes me”

And the admins replied, “k, u”

And the admins were very high, so they just wandered off to get some Doritos.

One day when John was off lazering some jerks, Nobo walked by, and John said, “look, the one I have spoken of is here!” Then John called a vote, “/custom_start_baptize the messiah” and Nobo pressed 1 and it was done.

[Ajuk999]

lol JL you dork.

[Demuyt]

That title sounds way cooler

[Pieface]

I AWAIT THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WlTH BAITED BREATH

[Jesuslives]

You all displease the alti spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Go to tbd_hell_lobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rojo]

I reject nobo as the messiah and thus will continue to look forward to the messiah yet to come.

[Jesuslives]

Originally Posted by rojo

I reject nobo as the messiah and thus will continue to look forward to the messiah yet to come.

lol. Idk what that altitude version of a Jewish person is, but thats you.

[Selfish Lover]

Originally Posted by Jesuslives

lol. Idk what that altitude version of a Jewish person is, but thats you.

Jewpy?

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