Ask an Elixir

[Evan20000]

In this thread, you can ask Elixir anything. Make sure you follow the rules though, and you can have the endless wisdom of the mighty 'Lix bestowed upon you.

Rules:
1. Don't ask about his relationship to SSD. I don't think even they know what is going on there.

2. He got his haircut after losing a fight with a lawnmower. Don't bother asking.

3. If Elixir is unable or too uncomfortable with your question, I will answer it myself.

4. Elixir also consumes 20 boxes of Nutter Butter in a week. This one is also posted here due to being so frequently asked.

5. Rules 2 and 4 don't exist and are both figments of your imagination.


ASK AWAY!

[hurripilot]

How is lixr formed?? How lixr get pragnent?!?!

[Mt.Vesuvius]

Is AIDS real or just a conspiracy..

[Evan20000]

Originally Posted by hurripilot

How is lixr formed?? How lixr get pragnent?!?!

I will assume Lixir is unable to answer this one because he is off making a babby, so I will field it.

Lixir has a natural aversion to the following:
Females
Ritz Crackers
Grain Alcohol
CCN
Children
Landmines
Cardboard

So as you can imagine this makes getting pregnant difficult. The secret is that he goes into a back room with York, SSD or Ribilla and magic happens. The inner workings of what goes on back there are unknown, but he almost always leaves the room pregnant.

[sunshineduck]

is it weird that whenever i hear the word elixir (no matter where i am) i immediately think of you?

okay, scratch that, bad question

how weird is that on a scale of one to dicks?

[elxir]

it is weird that you have occasion to hear the word elixir in everyday conversation. I give it six dicks, in a bowl.

[Ribilla]

Originally Posted by Evan20000

I will assume Lixir is unable to answer this one because he is off making a babby, so I will field it.

Lixir has a natural aversion to the following:
Females
Ritz Crackers
Grain Alcohol
CCN
Children
Landmines
Cardboard

So as you can imagine this makes getting pregnant difficult. The secret is that he goes into a back room with York, SSD or Ribilla and magic happens. The inner workings of what goes on back there are unknown, but he almost always leaves the room pregnant.

Wrong, either myself or SSD is needed AND YorK. His abs act as a catalyst for the reaction between us and lix.

[Evan20000]

Originally Posted by Ribilla

Wrong, either myself or SSD is needed AND YorK. His abs act as a catalyst for the reaction between us and lix.

Good to know. Thank you.

[XX1]

elixir/sinstar

what is the meaning of r87

[sunshineduck]

it means leave and never come back in korean

[Ingbo]

what can i do to get better in ball lix?

[elxir]

play better

[Ingbo]

qq charssss

[sunshineduck]

Originally Posted by Ingbo

what can i do to get better in ball lix?

stop playing it

[Ingbo]

Originally Posted by sunshineduck

stop playing it

snap chars

[Evan20000]

Originally Posted by Mt.Vesuvius

Is AIDS real or just a conspiracy..

Due to the lack of a response, I will answer.

AIDS is very real. Lots of people have died from it. Elixir claims to not have any involvement in this, but that remains to be debated.

[Mt.Vesuvius]

Hmm.. well, that raises many new questions such as

Does elixir have aids?

How did he get the 'aids'?

How many living/ nonliving objects has he given the aids virus to?

And finally, what is the square root of elixir?

[Ribilla]

Thread just got awkward.

[Evan20000]

I'll give him a few hours to answer before I field it...

[elxir]

Craigslist is a dangerous landscape.

[[Y]]

Who's elixir?

[JDR]

are you as psyched for the next season of jersey shore as i am?

[elxir]

if it is the season in italy..

wait

no

the answer is always no