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07-31-2011, 11:42 PM
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The elixir Fan Club Team
Greetings!
This page is being created to assist in the administrative streamlining of the membership and leadership of The elixir Fan Club Team. About The elixir Fan Club Team: Our official country is Sweden.  Our official song is Good Vibe (Rio Radio Edit). You can listen to it here. It is a very happy song, we hope you enjoy it. MEMBERSHIP elixir About: ron radium About: Hoodie Allen! leggomyeggo About: narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean evilarsenal About: He's high. Right now. If you would like to apply for entry to The elixir Fan Club Team, please post below, stating: 1) your Altitude username. 2) your Altitude resume - specifically championships won (European trophies do not count), teams played for, and number of times listed in The Top 10™ or The Top 15™. 3) a free form essay describing your goals, hopes, and dreams in relation to The elixir Fan Club Team. In the alternative, a picture will suffice. This is a 1dm, 1bd, TDM, FFA, TBD, and ball team. We also do weddings. Last edited by elxir; 08-10-2011 at 06:41 AM. 
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#2
08-01-2011, 12:35 AM
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KarLam close this thread.
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08-01-2011, 01:30 AM
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I think Tomato Man's resume looks good enough for the club.
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#6
08-01-2011, 01:46 AM
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And btw, I'm the only one on here that has seen York's abs IRL.. He plays APL shirtless...
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#8
08-01-2011, 08:45 AM
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Why Leggo Should Be On This Team An Altitude Resume By: LeggoMyEggo Four score and seven minutes ago, our Elixir brought forth on these forums, a new team, conceived in epicness, and dedicated to the proposition that everyone but thyself is terribad. Now we are engaged in a great circle jerk, testing whether this elitist, or any elitist so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a glorious thread of that circle jerk. We have come to dedicate a portion of that thread, as a final resting place for those who here gave their souls that that team might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this thread. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The forums will little post, nor long remember what we say here, but they can never forget what they did here. Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suite case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad, drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say is that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked to my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. Now, if you still aren't inclined to have Leggo spruce up your team, then I have three final points* that will surely cause you to change your mind: 1. One time I went to the mall and some saw tons of stuck up teenagers running around holding over 9000 shopping bags with all sorts of stupid **** inside them like clothes, Linken Park CDs, used syringes, and carebares. Annoyed by this, I walked up to one of them and punched him in the face, and then he pulled out his carebear and assulted my masculinity with it. Completely devastated by this, I needed to go the food court to get me some goddamn papa johns and regain my honor, but I found this FABULOUS smoothie place along the way. While standing in line to get my smoothie, I realized that the carebear had changed something inside my body. I now felt the need to look and feel fabulous and was suddenly interested in phallus'. In order to attempt to fix this, I started to make my way to the escalator to go to the bottom store and rent some manly movie like 300 or some ****. On my way back to the escalator, I had to run away from more of these carebare people who wanted to "carebearstare" up my ass. Horrified and slightly aroused by this notion, I ran down the up escalator in an attempt to evade them. I ditched them by telling the conservative catholic security guard that they were jewish and he escorted them out of the mall. When I finally got to the video store, I began browsing the manly movies, but couldn't help but stare at all the fabulous man-chests on the covers. Needing to cure this, I went and ordered all of them. Unfortunately, some asshole put Bruno DVDs inside all of the manly movie cases. After watching and enjoying the homoerotic movie several times, I opened the final DVD case that had a note that turned my life upsidedown. It informed me of my heritage as the FABULOUS fresh prince of Bel-Air. 2. One time I decided I was sick of my everyday life, so I decided to take a vacation. When deciding where I wanted to go, I had several factors to consider: climate, population size, giant robot infestations, etc... You know, the usual stuff. So I decided I wanted to get away from society and wanted to go north. Way, way north. I went to the airport to buy tickets to the North Pole. Unfortunately, I was wearing my turban while talking to the receptionist who would sell me tickets and he thought I was a pissed off muslim who wanted to bomb santa. I pulled off my turban and shamefully revealed my balding spot and hoped he would understand. Sadly, he thought I was a robo-jew now and went to get security. Security started chasing me around the airport until they cornered me in baggage. They started beating me with their nightsticks like a cop beat a hippie in the 60s. I was beaten 12 shades of black, blue and orange (for some reason) until my turban turned into a tyrannosaurus and proceded to eat the security. At this point I decided to book it before the airforce showed up, so I hopped on my new dinosaur pet and rode him into Canada. The united states air force sent F22 raptors after me, so my dinosaur shot lasers out of his eyes and turned the jets into apple pies. The apple pies made the journey into the cold much more bearable until the cold killed off my dinosaur. I was ****ing pissed at this point because the paleontologists had said that a meteor did it, but it turns out that dinosaurs are just pussies and can't handle subzero temperatures. However, I managed to keep warm with the power of pies and a little bit of dino-penis. When I finally reached the north pole, I met santa who told me that he didn't exist and I was just high on drugs. Ms. Clause gave me some heroin and good times were had by all. 3. One time I sat down on my couch and all of a sudden it was much squishier than usual. This was odd because the couch was 12 years old and had 3 broken springs. I got up and looked at my seat and lo and behold my dog took a giant dump on it. I went into the bathroom to go clean the **** off my pants when suddenly the doorbell rang. Not wanting to be rude, I went to go open the door and saw my mother standing there. Fortunately she is aging and her sense of smell isn't what it used to be, so she mistook the smell for me making fudge. I told her I was making fudge, but not that kind of fudge. She gave me a late christmas card and I was able to shoo her out before she sat down on the couch. So I went back into the bathroom and took off my fudge-coated pants and put on my favorite miniskirt. I decided it was time to replace my couch, so I called my neighbor Bob over to help me move my couch over into the alley. Bob was completely taken aback by my lovely miniskirt, and he left very quickly and awkwardly after we moved the couch. I bet he was so jealous. So, after that, I got in my Helicopter and flew to the nearest couch store. Unfortunately, there wasn't a helipad, so I landed on Elixir's car. He came up to me and asked me if that was my helicopter, so I told him "No U". He responded with "No U". We repeated this for hours until he regenerated his car using the sheer power of the "No U" we had generated. I wished him off on his merry way. As I got inside the store, I looked around and tried to decide on a new couch. Unfortunately, when I decided on one, I noticed the store was staffed by dogs who had "fudged" on the couch I was going to buy. A little annoyed at this, I went outside and went into the forest to summon the tree gorillas to kick the dogs asses. During the chaos, I managed to steal a really nice couch and tied it to my helicopter with a bungie cord. So with my couch just hanging there, not unlike something else *winkwink*, I happened to be flying too low and crashed the couch into CCN's house. I proceed to land the helicopter and get out to exchange insurance information. While we are inspecting the damage, I notice that the couch landed in CCN's septic tank and is now covered in fudge. Fortunately, he is too busy going "CCN CCN CCN CCN CCN CCN CCN CCN CCN" to notice that I swapped the couch with his couch using my ninja skills. I flew off in my helicopter with him none the wiser. When I got home, I noticed that Bob was not answering my phonecalls, so I decided to smash out my window and bring the couch in that way. Once I got the couch in place in my living room, I laced the edged of it with wiring that contained an electric charge so that if my dog decided to poop on it, it would cook his ass. Of course, this means I can't sit on it either, but it is worth it to learn the little bugger. Discuss *Three final points are owned by the Evan20000 Co.
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08-01-2011, 08:48 AM
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i don't even
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08-01-2011, 01:40 PM
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That is just silly, if you can afford a hellocopter you can afford a clean couch u noob, also tl;dr
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#12
08-01-2011, 04:58 PM
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Dem's curriculum vitae
The reasons why I should be in this team are the following Sinstar aint in it Lix is the picasso of altitude Eto is funny Im a ****in mod, bitch I can add myself anytime Acegunner is fat Danielle is a guy Im european I can use words such as ad hominem
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"thats not wut jk means "olld timer" jk means joking" - from $WN Fillichio KGB and tgleaf, Rhetoric Master Classes, 2010 Edition
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08-01-2011, 06:28 PM
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08-01-2011, 06:55 PM
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It only took Dem 87 days to figure out
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"Beagle, your words move and inspire me -" and of course they do, you silly little muppet, that is the intent
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08-01-2011, 07:01 PM
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08-01-2011, 07:16 PM
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08-01-2011, 08:03 PM
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08-01-2011, 11:33 PM
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We at The elixir Fan Club Team appreciate the overwhelming response to our Team Page. Due to the plethora of applications and fan mail received, we regret that there will be a slight delay in the processing of applications.
On a related note, we are looking for a secretary to handle mundane administrative affairs such as answering phone calls, making coffee, etc...please submit a resume and a brief cover letter. As always, a picture will serve as an adequate substitute for the requested information.
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08-02-2011, 06:33 AM
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"Beagle, your words move and inspire me -" and of course they do, you silly little muppet, that is the intent
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08-02-2011, 06:41 PM
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xD
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08-10-2011, 04:59 AM
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Altitude name: Radium
I get second place finishes in skyleague always. So it was a lovely Tuesday morning just after 3rd period had ended and I was walking with a greek friend of mine to our next class. He was saying something about something when some guy passes us and my friend says to him "Hey angelface  ". Now, my friend likes to 'act' gay often, and we accept it as normal behavior, but this time it was different. It didn't seem as if he was acting homosexual, but simply poking fun at the guy who passed us. The guy kicked my friend as kept walking, and my friend just laughed and tried to pick up where we left off. But of course I wasn't just going to let that go. I had to ask what the **** that was because, who wouldn't? So I say to him, "lolwat was that". He responds with, "Oh he just found out he's adsfghjtyshuspspppsps". Or at least thats what it sounded like because he started to trail off at the end. Being interested, I wasn't going to let him get off that easily, so I press him. "No seriously, what was that". I continued to bombard him with questions which pretty much asked the same thing but were worded differently, hoping maybe he'll be dumb enough to answer one of them thinking he wasn't really answering what he thought he was. But he responded to my bombardment with a series of "no"s and "nothing"s and other 'N' words. Then, I ask him a question which seemed completely unrelated to the topic at hand, in "Have you ever seen the movie Unthinkable?". He responds with, "*lol* yes". Then I tell him that if he refused to answer my questions I would do to him what Samuel L. Jackson did to Michael Sheen. He just laughed and by that time we had reached our next class, so I told him we were to resume this conversation after. 55 minutes passed and the period was over. Being lunch, the cafeteria was our next destination, but it was a long ways away from us so I figured I had enough time to get him to crack again. This time, it worked. He said "He just found out he's 4% angel". Obviously I respond with ???. But he was serious. Of course I thought this was a complete joke, but it was a funny joke, so I played along. I said "Ok, I can accept that, but I have some questions first". He said," Oh yeah, go crazy". So I did. First I asked him what percentage of angel he was, if he was one at all. He told me 12%. Then I asked what was the highest he had ever known, at it was 14%. Being interested by the whole 'percentage' thing, I decided to keep this the topic. I asked him if there are anything that comes with being part Angel, and he said yes. He said there was, but not at a minuscule percentage like, 4%. But he did say there were certain perks if you were a bit higher, like he was (12). So I asked him, what he could do. He responded with, "I can read people's emotions". Being intrigued by him claiming to be able to do such a wild feat, I asked him to read mine. And he did. I thought of this as being luck or maybe not, because it was pretty obvious what I was thinking, but I continued to ask. Being able to read emotions wasn't that crazy, some weird ****s claim to be able to, so I wasn't that impressed. So I thew percentages at him, asking him what abilities people had if they were said percentages. 10, 15, 20. Now nothing really was crazy, until I reached 40%. "What can people that are 40% do?". He says," They can fly". Now although I was still trying to clean up the inside of my head after my mind had been blown with that answer, I asked on. 50%? "They get wings". !!!!!!!!!!!. Wings! ****in' wings! Can you believe that? I sure as hell couldn't! As if my mind hadn't been blown enough, like Clapon, he blew it again like a physically straight-but-mentally a faggot with that answer. At this point we were nearing the cafeteria, so I figured I only had a few minutes left seeing as we going our separate ways after receiving our oh-so-delicious school cafeteria lunches. So I trimmed the dumb questions and focused on the good ones. After the mind blowing 50% question, I asked him, "Have angels ever changed the course of human civilization?" He responded with, "Yeah lots of times". "For the better?". "Haha yeah of course for the better". Trying to juggle all this newfound knowledge of us not being alone in the universe, and not even being the 'Protoss' of Earth, it took me some time to think of a new question. But in the end I came up with, "Name one time that they changed the path". He responds simply with , "World War 2". I'm like !!!!!!. Because everything I thought I new about WWII, was about to change! I then ask, "What specifically", to which he says "The death of Hitler". "What about, the death of Hitler?", "The angles killed Hitler". Once again I thought !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Of course I was really thinking that he was high on a variety of things,which isn't uncommon with this individual. But as I said earlier, even if this was a big joke, it was funny. "So the angles killed Hitler? And he didn't kill himself?", "No why would you poison yourself thats painful as ****!". Then without waiting for another one of my questions he says, "None of this is really a secret, it is just that no one will believe". Which is partly true, but whatever. "So I can just go online and find out all about 'your people'". "Well I guess, but I've never done that, I get all my info at the Archives". The archives. Lol. "Where are the archives?". He says, " At the downtown Library". !!!!!!!!!. The archives of angels at the *** **** downtown library! "So theoretically, I can just walk down to the library and learn everything about this superior race?". Yes, Yes I could. Then I ask, "Is it in some secret room? Like do I have to pull a book out of a certain shelf and then type in a password in a certain keypad-". "And turn the head of a statue 90˚" he said, cutting me off. "No its not like that, you just need the keycard". A keycard. A keycard was all that was keeping me from knowledge straight out of fantasy and fiction books. "So I guess if a janitor were to, accidentally stumble into the wrong room, he would find out about everything?". He laughed and said yes. Now, we have gotten our food and were about to split when I told him I had more questions and he said he'll gladly answer them another time. During the next few days I was thinking about various questions I would have liked answered. I mean, its not like I was going to be paying much attention to the teachers anyways. Like, who the **** wants to write a 1391 word essay? Not me. So I used that time to think of questions. We didn't speak of the topic again for about two weeks. Then,being a (almost)12 year old, a question started stirring in the deepest depths of my mind like Kronos at the bottom of Tartarus in the PJ&TO series (great series btw). How do these angels reproduce??? So I asked him and he said, "They don't reproduce", "Then, why is there people who are like 4 and 12 and 14% angel?", "Eh, its very complicated and I don't have enough time to explain it all, I'll tell you later". He left me hanging like a spider monkey in a tree like that. Summer came and I have not seen him since, so I have no answer and am still looming in the dark about most things of this insane topic. But school starts soon, and when it does, I'll pounce perfectly like a prowling predator practicing and polishing said pounce for years. Ever since then I've wanted to join your fanclub.Stay tuned my fellow humans ... Darkus Out Last edited by Radium; 08-10-2011 at 09:12 AM.
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08-10-2011, 06:09 AM
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
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08-10-2011, 06:53 AM
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what the **** how does he i what confused
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08-10-2011, 08:04 AM
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but still explain yourself
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#39
08-10-2011, 11:07 AM
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lol
Evil Arsenal He's high. Right now. (and numba 1 at life \(^O^)/ )
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