Attention Tgleaf or Mikesol

Evan20000 · #1 08-13-2011, 04:23 AM

I would like to apply for a part time job reading the AH thread and providing highlights to the rest of the community that still has any care left in their cups. I feel I am qualified to do this because I am good with kids, can clean up messes and can enforce "no dessert until you finish your dinner". On top of this, my leading competitors for this job all are registered sex offenders. Pay is negotiable and work benefits aren't mandatory.

Please call me at (LOL) NOU-FEGS or (565) 668-3347. If I cannot be reached at this number, go into the back alley and knock 3 times on the cardboard box.

Thanks for your time. -Peenstar

[Y] · #2 08-13-2011, 04:53 AM

wat is this a soft request for moderator status

Prepare thy anus, forums.

Ajuk999 · #3 08-13-2011, 04:58 AM

There's no kids in AH.

Evan20000 · #4 08-13-2011, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [Y]

wat is this a soft request for moderator status

Prepare thy anus, forums.

I'm crazy, but not delusional enough to think that would ever happen. I'm pretty sure Boko would pull mod before I would and that says a lot.

Ajuk: Of course not. They're all 18. *winkwink*

tgleaf · #5 08-13-2011, 08:24 AM

Mike and I cashed out our savings to bet on you and Boko... those long odds were just too incredible to pass up.

Either way we win: neither of you become moderator OR we both quit our day jobs and retire to the French Riviera.

Not together, of course, just, you know, somewhere in the Riviera. By ourselves, I mean. What I mean is... nevermind.

Evan20000 · #6 08-13-2011, 09:20 AM

I think SSD is the real underdog in this bet.

Boko · #7 08-13-2011, 04:05 PM

Now I've got a quest.

Can I be a moderator?

Mt.Vesuvius · #8 08-13-2011, 04:50 PM

THIS IS ME APPLYING FOR A JOB:

I demand oral... uh I mean dental.
I demand 8 virgins.
I demand Boko's head on a silver platter.
I demand a mini fridge stocked full of vitamin water.

IN RETURN FOR THE FULFILMENT OF SUCH DEMANDS:

I shall be on call 24/7 to scan the AH thread.

MY QUALIFICATIONS:

I myself am not a registered sex offender but a relative of mine is.
I first joined AH about 11 months ago.
I was around when the AH thread was formed.
I have read most, if not all, of the AH thread.
Ajuk is gay.

THAT IS ALL