(AFF) - Army of Flying ...

[TheSeaWolf]

As you might have figured out, we are a bunch of faggets that enjoy dancing around!...

Okay, now for the serious part!
That's why we use Comic Sans

AFF - Army of Flying Faggets
- The only and best Full Random clan in Altitude

AFF is a not so newly started team, that finally decided to make it's appereance on the Forum...
AFF is the team for people that just want to have a good time, playing, without taking anything to serious.
Even though we arent serious gamers, that doesn't mean we don't want to win. We are born winners, and will win everything (someday).

But just because we're non-serious, that doesn't mean we're just another clan-tag too your name. We are way more than that. For now we are a small army... Actually just an army of two (great game btw). We're 5 now

(AFF)TheSeaWolf
(AFF)Matiaslumby
Slurpee
ASneakyNumbnut
Nation Divider Prez

5 recognized faces on quite a few servers. Always ready for a great game of Altitude, flying around, scoring some goals, winning some matches, dominating some opponents.

SO AFF WANT YOU! (Whoa! Me!?!?! Yes, you!)
(Gay color is gay)

As you can see we're sadly only two persons(We are 5 now, baby), and we want more people to join this gaming sensation, this chilling, yet great feeling AFF sensation.


But, but, but... We can't take anybody..: There are a few rules for AFF... Rules you must obey or be EXTERMINATED (Naaaah, we're just gonna kick you out - And maybe spread rumors about you kissing an ugly girl)

RULES:

1. You're AFF, nothing else! You care about the AFF soul and will not join some other team (Why would you? AFF is the best)

2. You will only use Random perks! - Anybody can handle a plane, everyone can be good at using biplane... But a true master, masters Randomness

3. You may not whine about people being gay (unless they use Time Anchor or Heavy Cannon), because... After all, We are the only true Faggets!

4. Behave nicely, don't start threatning people, because you suck (We'll kick your ass, if you do so)

5. Relax, don't do it... When you wanna come!

6.-1337. Some stuff I'm to lazy to explain...



But why join AFF?

"Now why would you join AFF... You are like 5 noobs, that don't care at all.. You won't even be scrimming?"

That's partially correct..: But we will Scrim... When somebody joins.
I've been talking with MerchantOfDeath, and PIE (atleast some of them), wanna Scrim with us.
We might only be 2 noobs... But with you... We are becoming 3

We are 5 now, and we're ready to scrim the **** out of you

So if you want to join AFF, friend request one of the Leaders, and they'll take a look at you, to see if you are worthy of this next-generation-sensation-with-great-expatation-...-s.

BALL, TBD, 1DM OR WHAT?
As said many times before, we are dominating! The most dominating team in whole Altitude.. Therefore we are able to master every single plane and perk, and therefore also every single game mode.

Altitude is about having fun, and we enjoy playing every single game mode, so if you're interested in any game mode! This is your team (Because we rock!)






Other stuff i might add some day-... bla... bla... bla...







Basic info:
We started out in Denmark, and are currently 2 Danes
Therefore we are in GMT+1, so it might be a good idea to look at time zones
Leaders, Founders, Gods, Pokémons, and Sex-machines (Well, not Matiaslumby, He's single)

(AFF) TheSeaWolf
(AFF) MatiasLumby

Enjoy!

[DJ Nightost]

Wait, Danes? Awesomeness!

Good lock with the clan!!

[Radium]

KID AFF
OP
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[leggomyeggo]

The comic sans font is registered to Top 3 Control. Please edit your post and use a different font. Thank you and have a nice day.

-LeggoMyEggo

WOW, cool clan thread, good luck!

if you want to scrim against (5), PM me

[Luigi]

My favorite clan thread i've ever seen! I'm a big (Hetero) Fan of yours and i will support u while im not in the clan by telling people that AFF is cool and i will tell my big brother Mario too that AFF is cool!



Cheers, Luigi

[Dark_Sage]

I'm really hoping for (AFF)aFF. I'm also pretty sure faggots is not spelled with an e. You'd need to consult Kuja to confirm though.

[elxir]

what the **** kill yourself

[Kaji]

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

We might only be 2 noobs... But with you... We are becoming 3

So you only take noobs?

[TheSeaWolf]

Originally Posted by DJ Nightost

Wait, Danes? Awesomeness!

Good lock with the clan!!

Thanks a lot

Danish Dynamite ;P

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

The comic sans font is registered to Top 3 Control. Please edit your post and use a different font. Thank you and have a nice day.

-LeggoMyEggo

Actually it's a microsoft registered font. So unless you have special rights, that makes you the owner of this font, or for some reason have a power, that makes it illegal for us to use it, we would like to see it.

http://www.microsoft.com/typography/...t.aspx?FMID=35

Oh, btw, we own the color black, so please change your message color.

-TheSeaWolf

Originally Posted by (5) THE MARVEL

WOW, cool clan thread, good luck!

if you want to scrim against (5), PM me

Will do when we become a few more members

Originally Posted by Luigi

My favorite clan thread i've ever seen! I'm a big (Hetero) Fan of yours and i will support u while im not in the clan by telling people that AFF is cool and i will tell my big brother Mario too that AFF is cool!



Cheers, Luigi

Love you <3 You've always been my favorite character.
Thanks for spreading the love

Originally Posted by Dark_Sage

I'm really hoping for (AFF)aFF. I'm also pretty sure faggots is not spelled with an e. You'd need to consult Kuja to confirm though.

That could be quite epic, but he isn't using full random is he?


And faggots can be quite a few things:

faggot or esp ( US ) fagot 1 (ˈfæɡət)

— n
1. a bundle of sticks or twigs, esp when bound together and used as fuel
2. a bundle of iron bars, esp a box formed by four pieces of wrought iron and filled with scrap to be forged into wrought iron
3. a ball of chopped meat, usually pork liver, bound with herbs and bread and eaten fried
4. a bundle of anything

And it might seems too be the right thing, because fagget is defines as

Fagget
A misspelling of faggot, popularized by the lack of spell-checking in chatrooms.

And well... We are a web organisation ;P

Originally Posted by elxir

what the **** kill yourself

No thanks, we'd rather not!

Originally Posted by Kaji

So you only take noobs?

Naaah, everyone is free to join

[TheSeaWolf]

Kind-a went bored and decided to write a song about how great AFF is
(And added gay colors)


The (temporary) AFF song
Mel. Fly on the Wings of love - Olsen Brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_GxX2HZ_g

On a random flight,
My enemies explode so bright,
Feeling owned forever,
My afterburner is on,
And your Randa is gone,
AFF - Forever

There's just one more thing i'd like to add,
It's the greatest killstreak I've ever had.

Fly on the wings of AFF,
Fly baby fly,
Reaching the ace above,
Touching the sky.

And as time goes by,
My streak becomes high,
And i'm feeling lucky.
In the greatest plane,
Making opponents insane,
Death is all around me.

There's just one more thing i'd like to add,
It's the greatest killstreak I've ever had.


Fly on the wings of AFF,
Fly baby fly,
Reaching the ace above,
Touching the sky.

[DJ Nightost]

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

Mel. Fly on the Wings of love - Olsen Brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_GxX2HZ_g

Haha brødrene Olsen! Lol :P

[TheSeaWolf]

Originally Posted by DJ Nightost

Haha brødrene Olsen! Lol :P

Vi er trods alt danskere

[wolf'j'max]

i love aFF too! oh wait.. that's someone else. but uh, very nice clan thread you got there.

[Ajuk999]

Leggo got pwned by a flying f*gg*t lol.

[Selfish Lover]

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

Leggo got pwned by a flying f*gg*t lol.

I thought you died?

[Dougie]

Best of luck with the clan! Have some more Danish Dynamite on me...

[leggomyeggo]

Originally Posted by Ajuk999

Leggo got pwned by a flying f*gg*t lol.

I did? Oh shucks I didn't even notice. I'll make sure to pay attention and not be "pwned" by "flying f*gg*t"s anymore. Always nice to have you around ajuk.

[Threevenge]

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

Oh, btw, we own the color black, so please change your message color.

-TheSeaWolf

AFF replies = 17
AH replies = 6,715

I beg to differ.....

[Premier Stalin]

Best clan thread ever.

[Demuyt]

Originally Posted by Premier Stalin

Best clan thread ever.

Incorrect. VD was the best clan thread ever.

[TheSeaWolf]

Originally Posted by Dougie

Best of luck with the clan! Have some more Danish Dynamite on me...

Thanks Now we have the dynamite, but where is the members ;/?

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

I did? Oh shucks I didn't even notice. I'll make sure to pay attention and not be "pwned" by "flying f*gg*t"s anymore. Always nice to have you around ajuk.

Still using the black color -.-
Haven't you learned anything?

Originally Posted by Threevenge

AFF replies = 17
AH replies = 6,715

I beg to differ.....

Luckily AH doesn't use any black color in they're thread And we said it first

Originally Posted by Premier Stalin

Best clan thread ever.

Thanks Stalin!
You've always been my favorite dictator.

Originally Posted by Demuyt

Incorrect. VD was the best clan thread ever.

They do indeed have a killer sick clan thread, that's quite hard to beat!

[leggomyeggo]

I think we need to remove the multiquote button.

[TheSeaWolf]

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

I think we need to remove the multiquote button.

It's better than posting 5 posts?

[C4 explosives]

good luck with the clan guys!

[leggomyeggo]

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

It's better than posting 5 posts?

Can't tell if question....
>.>
Or statement..

[Radium]

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

Thanks Now we have the dynamite, but where is the members ;/?



Still using the black color -.-
Haven't you learned anything?



Luckily AH doesn't use any black color in they're thread And we said it first


Thanks Stalin!
You've always been my favorite dictator.




They do indeed have a killer sick clan thread, that's quite hard to beat!

well

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

I think we need to remove the multiquote button.

clearly

Originally Posted by TheSeaWolf

It's better than posting 5 posts?

its

Originally Posted by C4 explosives

good luck with the clan guys!

a question

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

Can't tell if question....
>.>
Or statement..

hence the question mark

[TheSeaWolf]

AFF IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE NOW HAVE A FULL TEAM.


3 Great Pilots has joined the AFF Sensation, and we do now have a team, so great that you'll have wet dreams for the rest of your life.

The 3 pilots are as following:

Nation Divider Prez
ASneakyNumbnut (But that lazy bastard might just be using a secondary account)
Slurpee

We're very proud to present such great players in such a great team, and we're looking forward to beating up, some other teams

[Fartface]

Sup guys, nice to be with ya
Like the thread btw

-Slurpee