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Old 04-28-2012, 07:18 AM
Jrathje Jrathje is offline
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Hangovers are primarily caused by dehydration. So, avoid hangovers the Jrath way! Start an IV in your own foot and run in a liter of saline!

Dehydration no more.

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Old 04-28-2012, 08:36 AM
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You never fail to amuse me jarth. ^^

Also i see no reason why everyone isnt already doing this! foolproof!
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:34 AM
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So hungover right now, where do I get an IV?
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:41 AM
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Now i finally know the meaning of Ivypaw. Woo!

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Old 04-28-2012, 12:16 PM
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So hungover right now, where do I get an IV?
go to a retirement home and trade your gameboy for one
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Old 04-28-2012, 06:45 PM
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I got a different cure. It got me through a lot of spring breaks and misc. benders.

Night before take the following:
-Ibuprofen
-multivitamin
-Vitamin B

Then wash it down with any sort of sugarless sports drink. Maybe some food if you have it around.

I usually get pretty bad hangovers but I wake up feeling great after having this little cocktail. I should also say that I'm not a medical professional* so i have no idea what affect this might have on your body.

*but I am asian.
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Old 04-28-2012, 09:35 PM
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So hungover right now, where do I get an IV?
You can get one here for $130. http://hangoverheaven.com/ Or, I'll do it for 50. You have to provide travel expenses though. Your other option is to go to your local ER. It'll be costly there though.

I forgot to include a disclaimer. I AM a medical professional, so don't do this unless you know what you're doing and how to avoid harming yourself.
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Old 04-28-2012, 10:35 PM
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All well and good...

But what would make a much more valuable post is how to get reasonably drunk without getting a hangover...

I have had maybe 2-3 major hangovers in 20 years of climbing to the bottom of the bottle...

It is all in the preparation...
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:26 PM
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All well and good...

But what would make a much more valuable post is how to get reasonably drunk without getting a hangover...

I have had maybe 2-3 major hangovers in 20 years of climbing to the bottom of the bottle...

It is all in the preparation...
Ahh, this indeed. But often the most fun evenings are those you didn't prepare for.

Thus, my morning after cure is 1 part OJ to 1 part vanilla soy/almond milk and a prescription strength ibuprofen and 1 hour later I'm ready to kick some ass. I know it sounds.. terrible but seriously tastes just like an orange cremesicle.
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:37 PM
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Two extra strength advils, a bottle of red gatorade, and a cheesesteak omelet from Waffle House and everything is fine and dandy for me. Needles freak me out, so i'd probably take the hangover before I'd take an IV...
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:49 PM
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Old 04-29-2012, 12:54 AM
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Usually the best thing to do is to drink 200ml of Hydrochloric acid, and blended lizard's tail milk with black pepper and cinnamon, top it off with some vitamin T. Works always.
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:52 PM
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wat the hell is wrong with you tek lol. my cure is gud old fashoned 48 hour sleeps
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Old 05-01-2012, 04:57 PM
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Usually the best thing to do is to drink 200ml of Hydrochloric acid, and blended lizard's tail milk with black pepper and cinnamon, top it off with some vitamin T. Works always.
Vitamin U is one better than vitamin T, and it's normally the same price.

EDIT: Make sure you use 12 Molar HCL, or it's going to be far too weak to do anything.
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:47 PM
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http://hangoverheaven.com/
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Old 05-01-2012, 08:15 PM
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You can get one here for $130. http://hangoverheaven.com/ Or, I'll do it for 50. You have to provide travel expenses though. Your other option is to go to your local ER. It'll be costly there though.
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Old 05-01-2012, 08:20 PM
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Eh, I hadn't read that post from jrath, I simply came across with this on tumblr

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Old 05-02-2012, 12:09 AM
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Eh, I hadn't read that post from jrath, I simply came across with this on tumblr

For only $500 too, srsly look
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