Corrupt-A-Wish (Forum Fun)

[Rayne Xerces]

Corrupt-A-Wish

Its a very simple game I have seen being played in many forums. Here are the rules:-

*Player A makes a wish.
*Player B grants his wish, but interprets it such that it ends up doing more harm than good. Then makes his own wish.
*Player C (or any other following player) performs the above step and the game goes on.

Example:-
*Classicallad: I wish for a million dollars.
*Bio: Granted. Enjoy you Monopoly money. I wish for a Nissan 350Z.
*Ribilla: Granted. But the car was stolen from the showroom. I wish for a pet platypus.

And thus it goes on...

[Rayne Xerces]

I will go first. I wish for a bar of dark chocolate.

[classicallad]

Originally Posted by Rayne Xerces

I will go first. I wish for a bar of dark chocolate.

Your request for a bar of plain chocolate hath been passed, sir.

*Laced with cyanide

I wish that people would play tbd ladder.

[Rayne Xerces]

Originally Posted by classicallad

I wish that people would play tbd ladder.

But all of them play like its Ball and run after the bomb...

I wish I had lower ping...

[classicallad]

Your request for lower ping has been granted.

*Player disconnects due to packet loss

I wish for an Altitude LAN party.

[Rayne Xerces]

Originally Posted by classicallad

I wish for an Altitude LAN party.

Granted. But you are not invited.

I wish to be the best Dogfighter Bip out there.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by Rayne Xerces

I wish to be the best Dogfighter Bip out there.

Granted. To bad dogs can't use computers.

I wish for an immunity to sickness.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Aki1024

Granted. To bad dogs can't use computers.

I wish for an immunity to sickness.

You've been granted full immunity to sickness.
You now will live forever. Forever...

I wish Justin Bieber would jump off a bridge into a gorge.

[Dark_Sage]

Originally Posted by Kafka

You've been granted full immunity to sickness.
You now will live forever. Forever...

I wish Justin Bieber would jump off a bridge into a gorge.

Bieber does it by accident and supersedes his current popularity, becoming a martyr forever remembered for his generation-defining music.

I wish I had friends.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by Dark_Sage

I wish I had friends.

You now have seven imaginary friends that have earned you your way into an asylum. Enjoy your stay.

I wish to have a superpower.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Aki1024

I wish to have a superpower.

You now have the ability to fly. You soon underestimate the necessary distance to be kept between yourself and a jet plane's engine, as you wonder why it pulls you closer and closer.

I wish mosquitoes never existed.

[Threevenge]

Mosquitoes never existed. Instead evolution replaced them with 15 foot tall blood sucking pterodactyls.

I wish that Sega didn't stop making consoles.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by Threevenge

I wish that Sega didn't stop making consoles.

Every year, Sega puts out another console with 15 more crappy titles and one good game. Last year was Crazy Taxi's turn to be good. It seems they will never make a good Sonic game.

I wish to own a PS4.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Aki1024

I wish to own a PS4.

You've been transported 2 years into the future. You receive a PS4 as an early birthday gift. On your actual birthday, a 15 foot tall blood sucking pterodactyl destroys your home and steals your Playstation 4.

I wish it was acceptable to be completely naked in all public settings.

[Rayne Xerces]

Granted. It is acceptable to be naked in all public settings, but in 2200.

I wish I had a jar of never-ending chocolate-chip cookies.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Rayne Xerces

I wish I had a jar of never-ending chocolate-chip cookies.

Congrats! You've been selected to play Snorlax in the new live-action Pokemon movie. On the first day of filming, the years of relentless cookie eating catches up to you and your heart explodes.

I wish the surface of planet Earth was entirely trampolines.

[Ribilla]

Originally Posted by Kafka

Congrats! You've been selected to play Snorlax in the new live-action Pokemon movie. On the first day of filming, the years of relentless cookie eating catches up to you and your heart explodes.

I wish the surface of planet Earth was entirely trampolines.

Granted, but they are tiny, crappy, cheap trampolines, which actually makes the surface about 30% actual trampoline and 70% deadly spring trap. You manage to bounce around for about 3 minutes before you break both your legs. You are then confined to a single trampoline.

I wish I had the ability to command a small army of hummingbirds.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by Ribilla

I wish I had the ability to command a small army of hummingbirds.

Your army of nanobot sized hummingbirds are ready to be commanded, if only you knew where they were.

I wish to be able to control wormholes for both time and space travel.

[classicallad]

Aki conjures the ability to bend space time and travel and can't remember for the life of him which damn time zone he left the activation gauntlet in. Unfortunately he is stuck in 5033 where humans are the subordinate minority. Slave to hordes of robots, they take pleasure in rearranging his hypothalamus and neo cortex to render him unable to do anything but perform endless Justin Beiber songs to the nano humming bird master.

I wish i could see peoples emotions as colours.

[Ribilla]

Originally Posted by classicallad

Aki conjures the ability to bend space time and travel and can't remember for the life of him which damn time zone he left the activation gauntlet in. Unfortunately he is stuck in 5033 where humans are the subordinate minority. Slave to hordes of robots, they take pleasure in rearranging his hypothalamus and neo cortex to render him unable to do anything but perform endless Justin Beiber songs to the nano humming bird master.

I wish i could see peoples emotions as colours.

Granted, but you are confronted with the uncomfortable truth that while the women in your life are surrounded by inky blue disdain, all the old, chubby men you walk past on the street exude a bright pink lust.

I wish I could turn bran flakes into gold flakes.

[classicallad]

Originally Posted by Ribilla

Granted, but you are confronted with the uncomfortable truth that while the women in your life are surrounded by inky blue disdain, all the old, chubby men you walk past on the street exude a bright pink lust.

I wish I could turn bran flakes into gold flakes.

LOL!


Ribilla gains the midas touch much to the disdain of wall street. Government officials first attempt to bribe him to become fedral property, Rib answers this with a glasgow kiss swiftly followed by the universal two fingers. Angered by this officials take him hostage andbegin extracting his DNA hoping to gain his gift for themself. Upon finding that the wealth flowing through ribs veins was keeping him alive, they lock him in a cell and release blood thirsty rotwilers into his cell, knowing that the only way that he can survive is to use his gift, thus providing evil forces with infinite wealth.

I wish i could learn new concepts and theories instantaneously.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by classicallad

I wish i could learn new concepts and theories instantaneously.

Granted!

You are now omnipotent and all-knowing...... and forever alone.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Ribilla]

Originally Posted by Kafka

I wish for infinite wishes.

UNIVERSAL STACKOVERFLOW

(or)

Bored with your power you decide to wish for an unstoppable force and an immoveable object, just to see what happens. You break the universe.

I wish I could open those pistachios with almost no crack easily.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Ribilla

I wish I could open those pistachios with almost no crack easily.

Granted! You become renowned worldwide for your uncanny ability to perfectly open those nuts. After years of flawless practice, you become bored with the lack of a challenge and lose all interest in pistachios entirely. At this point, you've hoarded millions of pistachios for easy opening and, without a life purpose, you sink into the massive pile of nuts never to be seen again.

I wish I had a ticket oak in my backyard...

[mjolnir416]

Granted! However, it only provides tickets to justin beiber concerts.

I wish for jedi powers.

[LewisH]

Originally Posted by mjolnir416

Granted! However, it only provides tickets to justin beiber concerts.

I wish for jedi powers.

Granted, you had an amazing life a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
now you're dead >_>

I wish for my future wish to not be corrupt.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by LewisH

I wish for my future wish to not be corrupt.

The Corruption, angry, takes hold of your heart and voice, forcing you to make a poor wish. Your next wish is to have your body turned to gold.

I wish for Altitude to be balanced.

[lxyao]

Originally Posted by Aki1024

The Corruption, angry, takes hold of your heart and voice, forcing you to make a poor wish. Your next wish is to have your body turned to gold.

I wish for Altitude to be balanced.

granted, but altitude is now balanced around ffa, destroying ladder FOREVER.

I wish for lower ping.

[evilarsenal]

your ping has dropped so low its in the negatives and your getting hacked

i wish for wok3nig to lose his virginity to me

[Greekjr14]

Originally Posted by evilarsenal

your ping has dropped so low its in the negatives and your getting hacked

i wish for wok3nig to lose his virginity to me

Granted, but you both now have aids.

I wish to become pro at League.

[mjolnir416]

Granted, but you are pro only because no one else plays. Have fun playing against bots.

I wish I were a pro athelete.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by mjolnir416

I wish I were a pro athelete.

Well...

...you were a pro athlete. Have fun in prison for the next 10-30 years, OJ!

I wish to go to Iceland

[Woofy]

Granted. You are placed in the middle of the Atlantic in a kayak with a compass. GL.

I wish Kafka did all my homework.

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by Woofy

I wish Kafka did all my homework.

Okay.... but Kafka likes to procrastinate so most homework is half-assed. Also, if I do all your homework, you must do all mine. Currently planning an all nighter for my criminal justice reform research paper due tomorrow
GL!

I wish I had the ability to time travel

[LewisH]

Originally Posted by Kafka

Okay.... but Kafka likes to procrastinate so most homework is half-assed. Also, if I do all your homework, you must do all mine. Currently planning an all nighter for my criminal justice reform research paper due tomorrow
GL!

I wish I had the ability to time travel

Granted, but you are unable to control to which time you travel to.

I wish for food D:

[Kafka]

Originally Posted by LewisH

I wish for food D:

You have been rewarded a lifetime supply of....

LIMA BEANS!!!

I wish for a personal space shuttle for weekend outer space getaways

[Greekjr14]

Originally Posted by Kafka

You have been rewarded a lifetime supply of....

LIMA BEANS!!!

I wish for a personal space shuttle for weekend outer space getaways

Granted, but meteors now orbit the earth. I wish for a cruise ship getaway with Girls Generation.

inb4 ship sinks, shark, etc.

[classicallad]

Genesis gets his wish but unbeknown to him he signed up to Americas transvestite bikini girls cruise liner.

I wish for an end to war.

[Aki1024]

Originally Posted by classicallad

I wish for an end to war.

The final war ends just as it starts. An alien weapon designed to set off all bombs, missiles and nuclear warheads is used on our planet. We will never again know war. We will never again be. Thanks class. Thanks a lot. (The aliens may continue using the word in the image below, which still means war... but it only translates to war... the word war is never spoken again.)



I wish for a new beginning in this wasteland of a planet Class has created.

[ace98]

Originally Posted by Aki1024

The final war ends just as it starts. An alien weapon designed to set off all bombs, missiles and nuclear warheads is used on our planet. We will never again know war. We will never again be. Thanks class. Thanks a lot. (The aliens may continue using the word in the image below, which still means war... but it only translates to war... the word war is never spoken again.)



I wish for a new beginning in this wasteland of a planet Class has created.

The few surviving humans band together and start farming, trading, etc. However, the aliens, seeing that humanity has not been completely destroyed, return with their super-duper gravity beam weapons. Earth is pushed into the sun and destroyed forever. Way to go, champ.

I wish for Beagle to play Altitude again.