New clan: BOYS SOCIAL

[Rechtschaffen]

Are you a MAN?
Do you like other MEN?

Then hang around with other MEN in this new team - BOYS SOCIAL!

We can talk about WEIGHT LIFTING and PROTEIN SHAKES and HOW WE FLY REAL PLANES TO LOOK AT NUDE GIRLS UNDRESSING IN PENTHOUSE SUITES WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH ALTITUDE.

Don't worry about ever playing a league game or anything! This is just a chance to talk to, and in some cases, LOOK AT other men.

To join, simply post a picture of yourself in a jock strap here; and if you want, put [BS] in your name in Altitude.



BOYS SOCIAL
THE MOST SOCIAL BOYS
LET'S GET TOGETHER
AND MAKE SOME NOYSSSS.

[Beagle]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says 'harder.' V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

[Rechtschaffen]

Originally Posted by Beagle

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds.

You are such a MAN that I bet you don't have a MOTHER - instead you came from TWO DADS!!!

In fact, I bet that when you were BORN (you came out of your bigger dad's MASSIVE BICEPS) you lifted your dads up and threw them into THE MOON.

BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR OWN MAN.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!!

(more pix plz)

[Kuja900]

This clan is trying to steal our gimmick.

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by kuja900

this clan is trying to steal our gimmick.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Anyone can play video games, if you've got a ****.