Altitude Night Life

[evilarsenal]

So basically i'm going to explain what happened to me in altitude terms

I flew with some of my clan (not fLb) and we couldn't find any enemy planes, so we found ours friends. We Consumed a lot of fuel and couldn't run straight after that, but it felt amazing.

We went to eat some oil and grub and so my bomber friends decided to smoke fumes which scared me because i think my college sport will test me and catch that i did fumes for the first time in like a year :O

I was on these fumes and as a miranda went to a pizza place and ate some pizza. My Pilot ate two slices and drank some soda

This fellow miranda (me) was with friends and we went to this elite veteran frat house where my friend the explodet (jacked) and me were killing kids at biplanes (aka beer pong) I played against this cute biplane, and bomber (sry guys but whales aren't my tipe)

This byplane was my new giirrrlllll frand and she flew away with a fellow byplane that was crying or leaking water or whatever planes do, and i was loopy because 50 jello shots were given away amongst 7 people and i had like 10

I texted this biplane, saying, drunkenly, that i was mad at her, because she took my girrrllll fran my biplane way from me and she didn't come back till later that night

I played biplanes and i won like 9 games straight and i sort of don't remember where i flew and all but i remember just my biplane girrrrlll fruiend picked me up and i wasa kjust loopy ass hell

we got into a fight because i called her biplane friend a whale and she set out mines which hurt me and so me and my friend fot and at the end i was like.... i'm gonna miss you when i go to college :[

I really liked this biplane and i only have 5 days left with her

There were no baby biplanes/mirandas in the making (she uses birth control but no sexxxy time today :[ ) but lams still think about making a time warping high caliber laser bimiranda ;D

And it was a very lovely moment because tonight my people, i can say, as not sober as i was, i can still say my in my sober sense that i liked this girl so much, in fact i will write that I loved this biplane and im going to miss her, hopefully i'll see her in the future

Metaphor =
I love this girl
I love altitude

[power]

dude u really gotta stop playing this game..

[Beagle]

[Rechtschaffen]

Isn't it nice when kids conform thoughtlessly to their peers and, in so doing, continue cultural processes which were equally boring when their parents indulged in them.

[nesnl]

Should have used Occam's Lazor on her.

[Torrent]

Beagle is right this game is not your life....
or is it?

[evilarsenal]

nothing is my life

I play counterstrike source
I play altitude
I play soccer
I play hockey
I go out almost every night
I stopped drinking but somehow managed to do it yesterday
I stopped smoking but somehow managed to do it yesterday
I have school for a year
I drive
I sort of have a girlfriend/not going out just hookinup with a scene girl oh ya ^____^

[power]

thats not really a good life if u ask me budd no offensee

[hurripilot]

hmmmmmmm. Perhaps this thread should be closed before the community gives evil The RAGE

[evilarsenal]

its a great life

its actually funny because i just re-read and realized how dumb i was

[as red as black]

scene girl!?!?!!?!!?

that is either a very good thing or a very....very bad thing. There is no middle ground (+1 alt reference) with scene girls.

[evilarsenal]

a very hot scene girl?

im a normal guy ._.

[DubyaCapumWolfeGee]

Thats a good life.

[iPlane]

Mirandas don't let biplanes post drunk...

[Beagle]

Originally Posted by evilarsenal

scene girl oh ya ^____^