F*** the Ladder, Part I

[elxir]

Parody of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8

Right about now Ladder court is in full effect.
Judge Lix presiding in the case of European lag versus the Ladder.
Prosecuting attorneys are Ingbo, Ribilla, and Strong Motherf*****' Coffee.
Order order order. Ribilla take the muthaf*****' stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin' but the truth so help your lag ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the f*** you gotta say?

F*** the ladder,
Comin' straight from Chi-town
Young lagger got it bad cuz I'm London-bound
My flag ain't the other color so these peeps think
They have the authority to question my laser whoring

F*** that s***, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk mothaf***a with green ping and no fun
To be ragin' on, and thrown by whales
We could go toe to toe in the middle of Focus, jell?

F*****' with me cuz I'm a yellow laser
With a little bit of warp and this European flavor
Searchin' my ping, lookin' for torrent
Thinkin' every laser jackin' that ping up

You'd rather see me gettin' a ban
Then me and Sweden rollin' in the Top Ten™
Beat the loopys outta shape
And when I'm finished, reset the server
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow that Euro laser

I don't know if they f**s or what
Makin' forum posts bout' damage reduct'
And on the other hand, without a thermo they can't get none
But don't let it be a green and a red one
Cuz they slam ya down till the nerf drop
American laser showin' out for the green loop'

Ribilla will swarm
On any mothaf***a in a thermobaric-form
Just cuz' I'm from the CBRG, punk whales are afraid of me
A young lazer on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it gonna be a bloodbath
Of whales, dyin' in USA
Yo Lix, I got somethin' to say

F*** the Ladder (4x)

[Ribilla]

That was more than worth staying up for.

[Radium]

wow what a ****ing waste of my time

[Arcanecat]

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap*
Nothing more to say.

Arcanecat




Edit - GJ

[leggomyeggo]

what the **** did i just not read?

[Radium]

Originally Posted by leggomyeggo

what the **** did i just not read?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^honestly

[Ingbo]

lol lix nice song

[yankinlk]

Originally Posted by elxir

Young lagger got it bad cuz I'm Dublin-bound

Get it right yank

[Demuyt]

There's nothing about tea. And spec chat.

Otherwise great.