Alti people <=> world cup teams

[Clam]

I was just thinking

Fart = Muller/Klose, maybe. More than solid all around, makes good shots, powerhouse offensively. Not the flashiest but gets goals. Could be pata though.
slender = some guy on Costa Rica. Slightly underrated, sometimes. Can have dull games though.
Lou Crawky = the entire England side.
Woof = ?_?
Kuja or Pein could pass for a Suarez.
Ronaldo's up for grabs. His 2014 could go for Fart on tilt though.
Sanis or Moon = Neymar?

I can't figure out who Dyke is either.
Any other footballers that seem to fit a particular alti player?

Clam = that guy on Ghana who scored an own goal

[REDDRAGON]

this is dumb

[Moon]

Originally Posted by REDDRAGON

this is dumb

For some reason the fact that this post has been edited amuses me...

[Kafka]

pein = giorgio chiellini bc of constant b*tching and complaining

[Slender]

Balotelli though, seems more fit to a few imo

[wolf'j'max]

Pein is Balotelli because just like the Italians, BBQ is used to playing with 1 man less when he's on the pitch.

[Clam]

LOL

Also, Funnyhell and Tupa are on the Mexican side obviously, but not Ochoa bc I feel like neither of them are that skinny or cool

[sunshineduck]

u guys arent even following the topic set by the title tsk

[Fartface]

they do call him tim "matattack" howard

[wolf'j'max]

I'd like to submit Guillermo 'Matattack' Ochoa instead. He's obviously 10x better.

[Slender]

Keylor "Matattack" Navas

Let's be serious now

[Demuyt]

two words

Thibault Courtois

[sunshineduck]

are you belgian belgium fockin rules

[Slender]

http://bloguin.com/32flags/2014/upda...oup-stage.html

11th to 5th, so many god damn points. None earned so many spots as CR, it's unofficial though

[Demuyt]

Originally Posted by sunshineduck

are you belgian belgium fockin rules

wasn't expecting this from an american but yes

i breathe black yellow and red

[sunshineduck]

eden hazard is the best player in the universe

[Demuyt]

Originally Posted by sunshineduck

eden hazard is the best player in the universe

Hazard is insane

you a chelsea fan?

[sunshineduck]

yeah everyone else is trash

[Slender]

i'll derail real soft

place your bets

[wolf'j'max]

5 yellow cards and 1 red card... They don't deserve to win just because of that.

[Slender]

viva costa rica

that is all.

/retired

[REDDRAGON]

u won the coin toss how proud are u

[wolf'j'max]

Slender, this saturday, you guys are going down. Calling it now.

[Slender]

Serenity brodep.

[Radium]

Good luck kids

[REDDRAGON]

inb4 based aryan robben makes a nation of minorities cry

[Radium]

its ghana be sneijder no doubt
wes top detch

[wolf'j'max]

This game is stupid.

[REDDRAGON]

lol

[Radium]

WES TOP DETCH
rd is here for u slender its ok

[Slender]

I'm sorry. NED beat World Champion Spain 5-2 and didn't even have a chance against CR until penalties. We did the impossible and now leave undefeated from the WC.

Well played Wolf. Russia '18 will be ours.

[REDDRAGON]

Originally Posted by Slender

didn't even have a chance against CR until penalties ... leave undefeated from the WC.

[wolf'j'max]

You had 8 shots on goal of which 5 were penalties. I wouldn't really say NED didn't stand a chance.

Anyhow, game was a nailbiter, on to the semis!

[sunshineduck]

quick lets play name 5 things that costa rica has won

go

[sunshineduck]

bonus points if u can name 1 thing

[Dougie]

my respect...

[Slender]

respect >>>>>>>>>

you got a winner ssd

[sunshineduck]

oh my god make it stop

[Kafka]

no make it continue

[Knipchip]

Comparing football to alti ball etc.

Obviously Most ball players would be weak amateurs. Pein <=> Balotelli? Balotelli sure is a despicable creature, but Pein could only dream of surpassing even such lowliness. The rest should be obvious.